Never Trifle With Trifle

Matt. 28. Freelance sound engineer, venue tech management, and rage-filled cynic. Pleased to meet you. Now go away.

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

[pr1nceshawn]

If Harry Potter Movies Had Honest Titles.

[biscuitsbeforedishonour]

Harry Potter and the deus ex machina

[sixpenceee]

Darkcornerbooks from Portugal, Bruno Santos, brilliantly illustrates some of the lesser known monsters. From a 400-year-old spider who eats handsome men to the ghost of a whale that brings famine. These terrifying monsters are sure to haunt your dreams.

[justbadpuns]

Here’s a few visual puns we made for you to use when you play Pokemon Go

[tsrgifs]

[sixpenceee]

Calum McSwiggan brutally roasts PETA in a series of tweets. You can view the rest here

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[ruinedchildhood]

[micdotcom]

Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.

[ribly]

[ruinedchildhood]

[prasejeebus]

[missing-the-90s]

[kingrudegyalchina]

When she forgot to tell you she is a squirter.

[glolizabeth]

Oh my God send help

[risquechanel]

Ya’ll, like, pick up a bible.

[kingrudegyalchina]

When she tighter than you thought and you have to fight busting Quick.

[vonte2k]

That second one is…man I’m having flashbacks lemme chill

[kingrudegyalchina]

When he send you a Dick print pic .

[ananicola-deactivated20160818]

My fucking childhood 😔😔

[kingrudegyalchina]

WHEN HE TELL YOU HE DOESNT EAT PUSSY .

BUT HIS HOMIE DOES .

[tronmac]

Bruhhhh

[postboy91]

Lmao this is great

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

Bruh.

[kingrudegyalchina]

Its BAAAAACCCCKKKK!

[freshest-tittymilk]

Nickelodeon would be so proud of it’s 90s kids….

[kingrudegyalchina]

When your giving head and shorty nuts in your mouth QAF with out warning .

[yourdaddyshark]

I would like to personally invite each of you all to Bible Study with me this up and coming Wednesday from 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm

[kingrudegyalchina]

When your moms walks in on you while you in them guts .

[kzaketchum-deactivated20170819]

BRUH WHAT IS THIS!? WHAT IS THIS ALL LMFAO

[krxs10]

why did it come to this

[thx-a-latke]

When she lets you come on her face but you’re worried you hurt her.

[kingrudegyalchina]

 WHEN YOU GOTTA SHOW HER THAT YOU WORKING WITH LONG DICK…

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

Thank y'all for this 😂😂😂

[raeebaee14-blog]

When you ain’t even know yourself…..

[partyarty21]

Wow😂👌🏾💯

[silly-lil]

myafroismyhalo nicknamenyquil

[persephonesecretlair]

This is…. pls. Y'all find God.

[geminiqueenjoii]

😐I’m dead 💀

[onlytwitterpics]

[hibanny]

why the hell are you drinking soup with a fork, ash? you dumb fuck

[adammuto]

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