BiscuitsDoesShit

🏳️‍🌈Hi my name is Sarah or Biscuits whatever you wanna call me🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈I post SU shitposts and such🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈I go by She/Her or They/Them pronouns🏳️‍🌈

[lothloriien]

okay wait rb with your zodiac sign and the songs that make you feel like a main character i wanna try something

[secretgaygentdanvers]

[my-darling-boy]

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

[my-darling-boy]

Ah rabies

[my-darling-boy]

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kids’ parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer.

[bixbythemartian]

[Audio starts]

“Mom has been texting me for the last twenty minutes. She wants me to come home. It’s a four hour drive, when the roads are clear, and from what I hear everybody is trying to get somewhere right now. There’s no telling if I’d even-”

“Everybody else has left. All the other kids were picked up, the other staff left. They gave me all the keys. I promised to stay and wait for as long as- well. Even if some of the parents show up, I guess some of them won’t, so I’m just waiting. Until.”

[Clears throat.]

“A couple of people came after everybody left. Peter, one of Aidan’s fathers, gave me three hundred dollars for staying. What am I going to do with money? It’s- anyway. I kind of get it. He wanted to give me something.”

[Audio ends]

[Audio starts]

“They’re all between 2 and 4.” Sniff. “They’re so little. Too little to really- maybe if they were older, I’d have to tell them something. But um. I’m just- trying to stay calm and keep them happy and occupied. I think that’s the best thing, right now.”

[Heaving breaths.]

“I normally use this recorder to help me remember stuff. It’s just, uh, habit to talk to it. I don’t know. They’re napping, right now. I’ve got the baby monitor, they know that if they talk into it, I’ll come, so-”

[Sobbing.]

[Audio ends]

[Audio starts]

“Mom keeps texting, so I blocked her. I sent her a text telling her goodbye, first, but. I do. But these kids need me.”

[Sniff.]

“I tried calling their parents again, but I can’t get anybody. It’s just busy signals. I called the firefighter station, 911. I can’t get through to anybody.”

[Shaky breath.]

“I went out into the yard. Um, I think they can play. It’s nice out, and you can’t really see it yet. Little bit of a glimmer, if they ask I’ll just tell them it’s a plane, but it’s nice out and we’ve got hours before-”

[Murmuring child’s voice, indistinguishable.]

[Audio ends]

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[bootleqs]

BOOTLEQ'S MASTERLIST

Hi! So, as promised, here are the links to every single bootleg I have, as well as my list of requests! My goal is to streamline this blog and make it more of a community effort, so feel free to take what you need but if you have one of my requests please send it my way! Make sure to check this post before asking, but if you are looking for something that isn’t here definitely shoot me a message!Also, if one of my links is down, please message me so I can try to fix it or remove it! Thank you for helping me out!

  A

Aida

·       2001 with Mara Days, Matt Bogart, Idina Menzel (x)

·       Broadway full show (x)

Aladdin

·       Pre-Broadway Full Show Toronto (x)

·       Aladdin: A Musical Spectacular final performance HD (x)

Allegiance

·       Broadway with George Takei and Lea Salonga (x)

Amelie

·       OBC (x)

·       Audio w/ Philippa Soo (x)

American Idiot

·       (x) [password: greenday]

American Psycho

·       OBC (x)

An American in Paris

·       Broadway (x)

Anything Goes

·       Sutton Foster & Joel Grey (x)

Annie

·       1982 Film (x)

·       1999 Film (x)

·       2012 Broadway Full Show (x)

Assassins

·       2004 Broadway Revival (x)

Avenue Q

·       Broadway full show (x)

A Bed and a Chair

·       Bernadette Peters and Jeremy Jordan (x)

A Chorus Line

·       excellent high school production (act 1) (act 2)

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

A Very Potter Trilogy

·       A Very Potter Musical (x)

·       A Very Potter Sequel (x)

·       A Very Potter Senior Year (x)

B

Bare

·       2012 Off Broadway (Part One) (Part Two)

Beauty and the Beast

·       Benet Academy 2008 (part one) (part two)

Billy Elliot

·       2008 Broadway (x)

·       Broadway with Trent Kowalik (x)

Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson

·       Broadway (x)

Bonnie and Clyde

·       Laura Osnes & Jeremy Jordan (x)

Book of Mormon

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

·       US Tour (Act 1) (Act 2)

Bring It On

·       (x)

Bye Bye Birdie

·       1963 Film (x)

·       On Stage with Alan Cumming (x)

C

Cabaret

·       1972 Film (x)

·       Televised performance with Alan Cumming (x)

Camelot

·       1982 (x)

Carrie

·       1988 Stratford Opening Night (x)

·       2012 Off Broadway Revival (x)

·       2013 Seattle Production (x)

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

·       1984 VHS (x)

Cats

·       Stephanie J Block (x)

Catch Me if You Can

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Chess

·       (x)

Chicago

·       US Tour (x)

Children of Eden

·       (x)

·       Chess pine high school (but still excellent for a high school show!) (x)

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

·       1968 Film (x)

Cinderella (R&H)

·       1997 Film with Whitney Houston (x)

·       Broadway with Carly and Fran (x)

·       Broadway with Keke Palmer (act 1) (act 2)

 Company

·       2006 (x)

Crybaby

·       Stage (x)

Curtains

·       (x)

D

Dear Evan Hansen

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Dogfight

·       (x)

·       HD (x)

Dracula

·       German {English Subtitles}(x)

Dreamgirls

·       Original Broadway Cast {low-quality}(x)

·       2006 Film (x)

E

Equus

·       (part one) (part two)

Evita

·       2012 Broadway Revival (x)

F

Falsettos

·       2016 Broadway Revival (x)

Fantasticks

·       Fairfield Community Arts Center (part one) (part two)

Fame

·       1980 Film (x)

·       2009 Film (x)

Fiddler on the Roof

·       1971 Film (x)

Finnian’s Rainbow

·       1968 Film (x)

First Date

·       (x)

Flash Dance

·       1983 Film (x)

Follies

·       2001 revival (x)

Frozen

·       Live Musical First Showing HD (x)

Funny Girl

·       1968 Film (x)

Fun Home

·       Act 1 & 2 (x) [password: funhome]

G

Gentleman Prefer Blondes

·       2012 New York City Center Encores (x)

Grease

·       New Broadway Cast with Laura Osnes and Max Crumm (x)

Grey Gardens

·       Chesterton, Indiana (x)

·       West End (x)

Gypsy

·       1962 Film (x)

·       2008 Revival (x)

H

Hair

·       1979 Film (x)

·       2009 Revival (part one) (part two) (part three) (part four)

Hamilton

·       OBC (x)

Heathers

·       Barrett Weed (part 1) (part 2)

Hedwig and the Angry Inch

·       Neil Patrick Harris (x)

·       2001 Film (x)

·       Off Broadway Full Show (x)

·       Anthony Rapp (x)

High Fidelity

·       2006 Broadway (x)

High Society

·       1956 Film (x)

Holler if Ya Hear Me

·       Broadway 2014 (x)

Holy Musical B@man!

·       (x)

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

·       1967 Film (x)

·       Broadway with Daniel Radcliffe (x)

·       Broadway with Nick Jonas (x)

Hunchback of Notre Dame

·       1999 Berlin (x)

·       Idk what performance this is but its hunchback (x)

·       Idk what performance but this has a really good view for a bootleg (part one) (part two) (part three)

I

If/Then

·       Broadway Preview Performance (x)

·       Pre-Broadway Washington DC (x)

In the Heights

·       OBC (x)

·       I’m not sure what production this is but if you’re looking to watch the show here it is (x)

Into the Woods

·       1991 Film (x)

·       2014 Film (x)

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

·       2002 Revival (x)

J

Jesus Christ Superstar

·       1973 Film (x)

·       2012 Live Arena Tour (x)

Jersey Boys

·       Broadway full show (x)

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat

·       1999 (x)

K

Kinky Boots

·       Original Broadway Cast (part one) (part two) (part three)

Kiss Me Kate

·       1953 Film (x)

L

Legally Blonde

·       With singalong (x)

Les Miserables

·       2014 Broadway Revival (x)

·       25th Anniversary Concert (Part One) (Part Two)

·       2000 with Sutton Foster {missing part one} (x)

·       Broadway full show (x)

Lestat

·       Opening night on broadway (x)

Little Shop of Horrors

·       1986 Film (x)

Little Women

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Love Never Dies

·       London Full Show (x)

M

Mamma Mia!

·       2008 Film (x)

Mary Poppins

·       London {missing the beginning} (x)

Matilda

·       Broadway 2014 (x)

·       Broadway with Sophia Gennusa (x)

·       Broadway with Oona Lawrence (x)

Memphis

·       Broadway (x)

Miss Saigon

·       Final performance on broadway (x)

·       Broadway 1/7/01 (x)

·       National tour (x)

·       2008 (x)

N

Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812

·       OBC w/ Josh Groban (x)

Never Forget

·       2007 Manchester Premier (x)

Next to Normal

·       Final performance of Alice Ripley, Jennifer Damiano, and Brian d’Arcy James (x)

·       Jessica Philips and Kyle Dean Massey (x)

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Newsies:

·       1992 Film (x)

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

·       Broadway with Jeremy Jordan (x)

·       Broadway with Corey Cott (x)

·       Touring Cast December 2014 (x)

O

Oklahoma!

·       1955 Film (x)

·       1999 Film with Hugh Jackman (x)

Oliver!

·       London 2010 (x)

Once

·       Broadway (x)

Once Upon a Mattress

·       Movie (x)

P

Paramour

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Passion

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Peter and the Starcatcher

·       Original Broadway Cast (x) [password: starstuff]

Peter Pan

·       2012 Tour (act 1) (act 2)

Phantom of the Opera

·       Sierra Boggess and Norm Lewis (x)

·       1925 Film (x)

·       1989 Film (x)

·       2004 Film (x)

·       Royal Albert Hall 2011 (x)

·       Broadway December 2014 (x)

·       All of the tour links that you could possibly want, I’m not going to list them all but check it out here (x)

Pipe Dream

·       (x) [password: suzy]

Pippin

·       Live in Toronto 1982 (x)

Q

R

Ragtime

·       Poor quality (x)

Rent

·       Hollywood Bowl Performance with Neil Patrick Harris (x) [password: tango maureen]

·       2008 Broadway (x)

S

School of Rock

·       Broadway (act 1) (act 2)

Seussical

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

She Loves Me

·       Livestream (x)

Shrek the Musical

·       Broadway [Netflix] (x)

Side Show

·       (part 1) (part 2)

Sister Act

·       Broadway (x)

Something Rotten

·       Original Broadway Cast Preview (x)

·       (x)

Spring Awakening

·       Original Broadway Cast with Mattt Doyle ad Melchior (x)

·       Original Broadway Cast with Gerard Canonico as Moritz, Matt Doyle as Otto, Jennifer Damiano as Martha (x)

·       2010 with Leah Michelle (x)

Starship

·       (x)

Sunday in the Park with George

·       (x)

Sunset Boulevard

·       (act 1) (act 2)

T

The Addams Family

·       Original Broadway Cast and Chicago Preview Mix (x)

The Apple Tree

·       Broadway (part one) (part two)

The Bridges of Madison County

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

The Drowsy Chaperone

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

The King and I

·       1956 Film (x)

The Little Mermaid

·       Pre-Broadway with Sierra Boggess (x)

The Lion King

·       2000 Broadway (x)

The Music Man

·       1962 Film (x)

·       2003 Film (x)

The Producers

·       1968 Film (x)

The Sound of Music

·       1965 Film (x)

The Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown

·       Orange County Performing Arts Center 2009 (x)

The Wedding Singer

·       (x)

Thouroughky Modern Millie

·       Original Broadway Cast (act 1) (act 2)

Three Musketeers

·       With Aaron Tveit (x)

Titanic the Musical

·       Peace Players Production (x)

Title of Show

·       Broadway (x)

Tuck Everlasting

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Twisted

·       (x)

U

Urinetown

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

V

W

Waitress

·       Broadway..i think obc (x)

Wicked

·       Original Broadway Cast Preview (x)

·       Original London Cast (x)

·       Donna Vivino & Alli Mauzey (x)

·       Nicole Parker, Alli Mauzey & Aaron Tveit [password: swankified] (x)

·       Pre-Broadway (x)

X

Xanadu

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

Y

Young Frankenstein

·       (x)

Z

#

13!

·       Broadway (part one) (part two) (part three) (part four) (part five) (part six)

·       Broadway full show (x)

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

·       Original Broadway Cast (x)

  WANTS

These are bootlegs that have been requested or I am looking for! If you have any of these please feel free to drop the link in my messages so I can share! :)

•           Cursed child

•           Priscilla queen of the desert

•           A little night music

•           Giant

•           Finian’s Rainbow

•           The Glass Menagerie (2013 w/ Celia Keenan Bolger & the revival)

•           Finding Neverland

•           The Wild Party with Sutton Foster

•           Picnic

•           Light in the Piazza

•           Fiddler on the roof (especially the 2016 revival)

•           Big Fish

•           Rock of Ages

•           Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime

•           Cinderella OBC – laura osnes & santino fontana

•           The Woman in White – west end

•           Heathers chicago

•           Heathers with ryan as JD

•           Godspell

•           The color purple

•           Hairspray with Aaron Tveit – 2006

•           Hairspray in general really

•           Bright Star

•           Violet

•           Spamalot OBC

•           Christian Borle in thouroghly modern millie ??

•           Elegies (off-broadway)

•           Pamela’s first musical

•           West side story with Karen Olivo

•           9 to 5

•           The outsiders

•           Loserville

•           Parade

•           How to Succeed in Buisness without really trying with Darren Criss

•           Wicked with Kara Lindsay as Glinda

•           Born Yesterday 2011 revival

•           Beautiful, the Carole King Musical

•           Footloose

•           Bronx Tale

•           Come From Away

•           Rent 20th anniversary

•           La Cage Aux Folles

•           Hamilton (all casts/shows)

•           Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Christian Borle

[begaydocrimesfuckos]

I feel like a universal young queer experience is knowing that you'll never actually get to be your true self until you're out of your parents house, everything before then is an extremely watered down version of yourself. And your parents think they know everything about you but you really have a whole other personality and they know absolutely nothing about you, or only what you want them to know. It even applies to your beliefs, religious or political.

[transxfiles]

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

[vvhack]

[thechroniclesoffairyhaven]

funny how Disney produces gays even when they really try not to

//concept art by Jin Kim

[broadwaylover22-deactivated2020]

reblog this and you will get a random bootleg in your inbox

[isolate]

here is your sign, if you needed one.

[isolate]

amount of comments on this saying that they needed to see this sign is amazing.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[roselyn-the-lesbian]

E

[ohbrightnewday]

bagel

[biscuitsdoesstuff]

You'll never know how many times your license has been used in the license plate game

[acoldwinter]

[nickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

How to Cosplay Squidward ？

Just need to buy this shirt  HERE

20% OFF coupon code：October20

[obamallamatime]

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

[julian2006]

what goes thru a white boy’s mind when they get dressed like

“u know what’ll go great with these basketball shorts? socks with little marijaunas”

me @ anything ever: it’s like that one episode of spongebob