boiz r cheats n liarz

Wellington, New Zealand yep hi I'm Tess and I'm not overly interesting but I sure try my hardest.

[against-stars]

“girls don’t know how to take a compliment” a woman at work today told me my hair looks like something out of a botticelli painting and made my entire week, so maybe the real problem is with the ‘compliments’ you give

[bogleech]

“My masculinity is NOT fragile!!! I’ll prove it!!!! I’ll BEAT UP WOMEN!!!!”

[biscuitstho-blog]

everytime i see a dog in the street

me: look at him go with his dog legs

me: i bet it has great dog plans today

me: i hope it has a good dog day

me:

me: what a dog

[ethiopienne]

yoooooo

[misandry-mermaid]

Here’s some more:

You interrupted me, I’m not finished talking

You’re making me uncomfortable

Leave me alone

Don’t talk to me like that

[blackfemalescientist]

1. You repeated my idea 2. You’re in my space 4. No, I won’t do that for you 5. I am aware of that

[commiteetoreinvadevietnam]

[dogjpeg]

*pounds fists on table* GIVE THEM THE ICE CREAM!! GIVE THEM THE ICE CREAM!!

[br0ken-beyond-despair-deactivat]

*hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

[generally]

me in 2005 and still me in 2015 

[seuqiretose]

fiance: i want to wear converse with my tux for the wedding me: that’s so interesting *calls off the wedding and flees the country*

[mars-matrix-deactivated20150713]

[biscuitstho-blog]

me: *sees a dog in the car next to me*

me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[jdjdgray]

It’s good to bring older dogs to water so they can relax their arthritic joints and get a little exercise. Beautiful dog, smooth dog.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

look, look. if i die tomorrow, if some unfortunate accident befalls me, let's get one thing straight.

i HATE those yellow Minions. i have always HATED them. i hate minion themed things. i hate how they are EVERYWHERE and i hate whichever shitpost looked at those evil potato croquette lookin motherfuckers and decided they needed a full length film. i HATE them.

[gentliam-deactivated20221116]

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: the series of unfortunate events could have been one of the most successful book to movie adaptations of our generation if brad silberling and robert gordon didn’t fuck it up by squishing the first three books into 107 minutes

[brittany-murphy]

[icutmyteethonnipplerings]

Patriarchy backfiring on men is not sexism against men.

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[archivequality-deactivated20170]

this is probably the worst post ive ever seen

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

No one here seems interested in the grimy parts of mental health. Everyone wants to talk about mental illness as quiet introverts drinking tea and nervously stuttering over words. No one ever talks about symptoms like paranoia or hallucinations or hypersexuality or compulsions or homelessness or drug addiction or delusions or psychosis or violent urges. Every time a clearly mentally ill person commits a crime, and someone says, “Hey, maybe this is a sign that we need to improve mental health awareness in this country,” everyone goes to screaming: “This isn’t about mental illness! Mentally ill people aren’t violent!”

But yes, sometimes mentally ill people are violent. Sometimes we are bad people. And even those mentally ill people are in need of advocacy, maybe even more so.

When you post “Protect people with mental illnesses at all costs,” do you mean all of us, or just the cute ones?

[nah-thats-not-it-deactivated201]

The only hair a woman should have between her legs is my beard.

[fukgirl-deactivated20150602]

I found it. the worst text post in the history of the world.