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[view-from-up-here]

[bunhed]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[official-lucifers-child]

oh man, future-me is gonna be so surprised

[bisexuallittlefucker]

powerful sentence

[bisexuallittlefucker]

i’ll give you a massage but with my teeth (they are soft)

[bisexuallittlefucker]

*sticks out my tongue*

*reveals a small swarm of bees on my tongue*

*retracts*

[bisexuallittlefucker]

Sometimes i feel like no Christian can be sane. They believe in an all knowing all powerful being who lives outside of time and controls every little thing that has happened or will happen, can break the laws of physics at whim with little more than a thought, and sends people to eternal (or at least long lasting) torture for something as petty as not knowing of his existence

And to believe in that without going mad is another form of madness altogether.

[bisexuallittlefucker]

(You Must

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[bisexuallittlefucker]

somebody open the lids PLEASE

[bisexuallittlefucker]

PSA: if someone has hair that goes in front of their eyes, don’t comment on it. don’t say “do you have eyes?” or “where are you looking” or “ are your eyes even open?” We’ve heard it all before a billion times. and we get tired of it very quickly

our hair is how it is because we like it. let us live. we’ll get a haircut when we get one. you telling me to get a haircut just makes me wanna get one less out of spite. please just let us have the hair we want

[bisexuallittlefucker]

single ❌

taken ❌

overwhelmed because i have to go to 4 parties this week ✅

[glumshoe]

did anyone else get a weird thrill as a kid from correctly imitating Normal Kid Things

like I would drink a Coca Cola (hating every sensory moment) and feel excited about participating in a Normal activity. I listened to 20 second samples of Avril Lavigne songs at Barnes and Noble and think, “oh yes, this is what normal American children do, look at me, I’m doing it too”

[glumshoe]

8 year old me: [eats a slice of pizza]

8 year old me: “Wow. I’m doing it. I’m really doing it. I bet I seem just like a Normal Kid. I bet this looks natural, like I do it every day without even thinking about it. If those people see me eating this pizza they will think, ‘Wow, what a regular child! Just like the ones on TV!’”

[glumshoe]

Frankly I still do this, to some extent--back in 2019 I went out with a friend after work and sat there like “Wow, I am in a city, drinking wine at a bistro with a friend from work, having an engaging conversation about our dating lives. This is what Normal Adults do. Look at me, a Normal Adult! Like from TV!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are a Normal Adult, Like from TV

[aeoliantectrix]

....is it not normal to do this? Because i do this

[rowan-berry-redhead]

i feel like its definitely a neurodivergence thing, so for neurotypical people yea i dont think thatd be normal to them

[glumshoe]

I think it’s normal for anyone growing up outside of a particular lifestyle or culture, neurotypical or not... so neurodivergent people as well as immigrants, non-Americans, very rural, isolated, and poor folk, probably also people who spent a lot of their childhoods bedbound or hospitalized.

[bisexuallittlefucker]

idk i was a normal white suburban kid and i used too buy plain colored shirts and think “yep, look at me, wearing a normal shirt just like normal children do. i look like such a normal person today”

maybe i was just bullied too much

[anxietyproblem]

Instagram

[trashcaninspotlight-deactivated]

Be able to talk to the three people I eat lunch with

[flightofthefantasies]

Have a life?

[beardburnsupersoldiers]

I’d feel so much more confident about being social, taking chances, and do much better with change.

[theeoddity]

this internship would not be as hard as it is

[t4ctic4lc4ctus]

Forget about nursing school and start chasing veterinary school instead.

[voidmongrol]

Actually care about my OCs and not worried about how others view them

[llamagoddessofficial]

Go camping

[spiteful-angry-bees]

Move in with my bf

[professionaltrashsstuff-deactiv]

Share my weird interests with my friends

[corthycorth]

speaking up for myself

[pansexualalexithymia]

Tell my mom off :/

[articulatelycatastrophic]

Ask for things I want/need

[burningallofmybridges]

go shopping

[theamazingmrcat]

Go places with my fiancée

[bisexuallittlefucker]

yo momma

[bisexuallittlefucker]

someone tell me how the forrest stream goes

[lesbianshepard]

fun fact about languages: a linguist who was studying aboriginal languages of Australia finally managed to track down a native speaker of the Mbabaram language in the 60s for his research. they talked a bit and he started by asking for the Mbabaram word for basic nouns. They went back and forth before he asked for the word for “dog” The man replied “dog” They had a bit of a “who’s on first” moment before realizing that, by complete coincidence,  Mbabaram and English both have the exact same word for dog.

[lesbianshepard]

on a similar note, a traditional Ojibwe greeting is “Nanaboozhoo” so when the French first landed in southern Canada they thought that they were saying “Bonjour!” Which is fucking wild to think about. Imagine crossing the ocean and the first people you meet in months somehow speak French. 

[bisexuallittlefucker]

this is cool fool but can someone please explain how nanaboozhoo sounds remotely like bonjour 

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[i-wanna-diepacito-deactivated20]

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

[writergeek-cos]

I legally have to reblog this

[bisexuallittlefucker]

You know what? Fuck you.

*pole dances to Hell due to my sexuality, grinds on the devil, and snaps his neck to become the new ruler of the underworld*

[bisexuallittlefucker]

You know what, fuck you

*untaints your love*

[bisexuallittlefucker]

The fact that aang was able to communicate with no differences in language after 100 years of the language changing blows my mind