Lesbian-Centric Seminonsexual Throuple

Professional hobbyist; info in pinned-post. 🚨PLS STOP TEACHING ME ABT 'KIN-ING.' I said Katherine Hepburn was a nudist brat that confidently bc my dog, so named, twerks her nightnight diapers clean off--ur experiences r not universal!! I self-am'd from Descartes' mii lobby, & claim no kin/family (imho, hving 'relatives' is kinda sus..)🚨

[erotetica]

Redbubble shop //////////// ask any commission Qs, or for smthn specific put on RB:)

Ao3 (lsusanna)

Art tag

NSFW art bluesky

LIST OF CIVIL RIGHTS ORGS/AID CHARITIES, US-BASED AND GLOBAL, UPDATED 04/2025

⏬ abt/misc nav under the cut! ⏬

Cartesian Mii Lobby deposited the Hepburns into one of the marooner American red states--the wet one what banned PornHub, if u must kno--so with that in mind the

DNI

is minors! This is a mature-themes blog.

To any minors reading, im sure this gets infantilizing--between censorship of 18+ content/concepts and a personal awkwardness around ppl younger than me, though, i ask you not to follow me anyway, and thank you for respecting my conversational boundaries!

To adults considering conscripting me for sfw childcare anyway: thot u couldn't read. Anyway go b Anti-Choice somewhere else.

BOXER-BRIEF BIO:

In addition to the hobby-horseing around and being normal abt my dog, am also a min wage connoisseur, compulsive comedian, & freelance fetish taxonomist.

HERE THERE BE:

The Silmarillion, esp. Amanyarin worldbuilding bs; AMC’s Interview with the Vampire, ft however much of Anne Rice I can directly stand; The Old Guard, mostly the film; w/e the Captains Americae were doing in the 2010s

Also large-nose portraiture; elves who are metaphysically ayeayes; character design; historical chicanery; thematic cannibalism; pussy; doing Rule 63 to others' pussy-lacking intellectual property; transcanons to en-brackish the waters of the definable pussy; and Snoopy--WITHOUT pussy

NAVIGATIONAL TAGS:

#tolkien—anything dirt with a j wrote and jr smuggled out to the ppl

#iwtv—them vampyres with Watsonian autobios

#tog—the old guard

#marbles—the artist formerly known as Timely Comics

#taz—adventure zonery ft. anything else mcelroy which compels me

#snoopytime—where I cage my Schulzin’, for public safety

#body horror cw—what’s said on tin, tho also become a museum of my favorite creepsturbia, so a rare archival content warning

#vine—videos/audios

#op—my symposium (origposts)

#headcanon--specifically fandom-related origposts

#%—memetic shit I may draw comics abt l8er

#my art—all drawings of mine, or links to sketches on the nsfw Bsky

#not safe for work—porn, smut, horny shit, sometimes posts abt blue jokes go untagged. I DEFINITELY forget to tag the bugfuckery I say in reblog tags.

#phuck phylum— the fetish taxonomy musings.

#rule 63—cisswap. Imo thinking a character is trans is more headcanon than AU, and kinda othering to tag when I don’t, & don’t see others, tagging LGB hcs the same way. For genderqueer friends of mine/anyone scrolling with dysphorias, I do tag art (not irl) of trans nudity with:

#dysphoria cw—& idk how I feel abt that either, but it’s 4 now/2 b safe (would love to know yalls strats here, if u feel like sharing!)

#[potential trigger] cw—any polite/relevant warnings, which are the subject of a post

#[potential trigger] cw ment—polite/relevant warnings, which weren’t the main subject of a post, but were briefly/additionally mentioned, & might be triggering for a reader.

I’m my own archivist, obvs, so if u see the ^cw tag formula breaking down, feel free to tell me, and ASK 2 TAG 4 ANYTHING ELSE, PLS!

THE MOST IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

Snoopy isn't AGAINST pussy--he's not like a cat bigot or smthn. he's just smooth there, like a pollypocket.

[velvetvexations]

Weird Fantasy (1950) #18 written by Al Feldstein and drawn by Joe Orlando, with editor Bill Gaines

[velvetvexations]

So he said it can't be a Black. So I said, "For God's sakes, Judge Murphy, that's the whole point of the Goddamn story!" So he said, "No, it can't be a Black". Bill just called him up and raised the roof, and finally they said, "Well, you gotta take the perspiration off". I had the stars glistening in the perspiration on his Black skin. Bill said, "Fuck you", and he hung up.

Al Feldstein, Tales of Terror: The EC Companion

[iconuk01]

Just to add context for those not aware of the impact of this story.

The reason it was so important for narrative purposes, was that the plot concerns the visit of the Astronaut, in his completely opaque spacesuit, to a planet populated entirely by self-aware robots (originally from Earth) who have built their own society and are petitioning to be allowed to interact with Earth again as equals.

They have a democratic government and free choice of careers etc. as the orange robot serving as guide tells the Astronaut.

The Astronaut notices that there are two different types of robot on this world; the orange ones, who are in charge, gifted access to all information and facilities. and the blue robots, who are seen as more limited in function, have less access to information and resources, and are not allowed positions of power or as wide a choice of employment opportunities. Even transportation is segregated.

The Astronaut investigates further and discovers that the blue and orange robots are actually structurally identical, there is absolutely no difference between their potential or capabilities, and it is only because the orange robots are instructed by their Educator system to consider themselves superior, that the difference exists.

The Astronaut tells the robots they are not ready for re-alignment with Earth, until they come to terms with their own unfairness, and how Earth had had to deal with this issue themselves. When that time comes, the robots will be able to ally with Earth.

Then he leaves in his spaceship, and it's only in that one final panel that we see the Astronaut is black.

Not subtle, nor should it be, but for 1950 this was a breathtakingly powerful statement, perhaps the first of it's kind in the genre.

The black character was not a caricature, or comedy relief, he was a main character in his own right, a human who "simply" was black.

[xiaq]

When I was a professor I fucking LOVED teaching this comic. You can read the full thing here (and please read the letters to the editor at the bottom as well—including a message from Ray Bradbury).

[sabrebash]

I'm so glad people added the appropriate context here. Genuinely, this is one of the most important panels in the history of comics.

[peteneems]

[erotetica]

It went on 2 say this is for A Diet but oooohhhh u almost targeted me. U had me in the 2st half i'll be honest.

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[morepopcornplease]

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

[onstoryladders]

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

[official-lucifers-child]

[fruitless-vain]

Gay Puppy Gay Puppy Gay Puppy

[animentality]

[throneofrayllum]

when my brother proposed to his wife he said "will you be my marry?"

[sndwave]

the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??

[halidki]

shireen baratheon

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[deviantplum]

Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent

Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent

[gallusrostromegalus]

Sure we all know lots of animals, but there's absolute shitloads of animals and a lot of them have weird fucking names. NOTE: there are seve

I made a quiz about some of my favorite animals :)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ask and You Shall Receive!

A sequel to my very popular and not at all rage-inducing animal quiz. After much constructive feedback, I've decided to try some new format

[gallusrostromegalus]

This came back up in my notes so we all get to enjoy* them again!

*Quiz 1 has an average score of 40% and Quiz 2 has an average score of 25%

:)

[depsidase]

[dykelectric]

it’s 2009 somewhere

[adrenaline-revolver]

If I was Daniel I would have been just as annoying as Armand during the devils minion era. Opening his coffin as soon as night falls like:

“Hey, hey, babe. You were in France in the 1770’s right? Okay. Good. What the fuck was wrong with Tarrare?”

[pulsingvoid]

i can't do this anymore guys. dostoevsky never wrote this. please. can anyone hear me. if you do proper research the earliest version of this quote is from like a 2010 facebook quote with a magenta flower on it. it's gotten so bad that it's even credited to him on goodreads but nobody can source where he wrote it because he fucking didn't. i can't keep seeing this in your web weaves. dostoevsky the author of crime and punishment did not in fact write "you were destined for me. perhaps as a punishment". that is just simply not true. please nod and tell me you understand

[foggyeyes]

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

[pitviperofdoom]

I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person

BUT

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

[beatrice-otter]

#such a good summation of this actually#because yeah there’s usually things that were always present#but which were easy to overlook or give the benefit of the doubt#that suddenly become relevant after a revelation about the creator#and it’s really not the same thing as the self-defensive “’I never liked it anyway’

tags via chimaerakitten