[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[tree-whispering]

[treecitysessions]

[humiliationvictim]

Humiliated again…

[zzp3r0-v1n3yzz]

i miss challengers so bad can they remake it every year with the exact same cast and plot but make it a different sport every time

[cyberratz]

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

[jay-foxx]

[soweirdsonormal]

[cronenburger]

“One day the sadness will end.

But I don’t think today’s the day.”

David Lynch

[godkissedme]

I’m lowkey giving unexpected item in bagging area

[mattys-marbles]

"That is a kind of almost sexual feeling." "Whoo!"

[rowenagirl]

it's GAY. to be PSYCHIC.

[wokedogschenkopf]

[tosharchives]

i have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water.

[tomgreg]

Happy Pride specifically to the delivery of this line