[stellarblade]

i like animals that look like they have information

[intriga-hounds]

[coldkissass]

Visit Original Link

Golden rubbers in these denim pockets .

[brimalandro]

[raspberrychainsaw]

[ruinedchildhood]

My grandma when she find out I haven’t eaten yet

[wiggymythwinter]

shit your grandma a power ranger

[ruinedchildhood]

[sudwalla]

and they are batman??? and the power ranger is batmans grandma??

[ruinedchildhood]

[obssessiveoverthingsishouldntb-2]

It makes sense. We heard of Batmans parents dying, but not of the grandparents. Grandma out there with the gang looking for who put out the hit.

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Up your game this year, OP.

[wingscanspeak]

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

[northeastartist]

Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala

[furfrou]

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

No, thats rigor mortis

rick and morty is a type of tube-shaped pasta

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

You’re thinking of rigatoni

rick and morty is a numbering system that ranks earthquakes based on seismograph oscillations

[anxietyforest]

no, youre thinking of richter scale.

rick and morty is the pixar movie about a rat who wants to learn how to cook among humans

[unicorn--prince]

nah, thats ratatouille

rick and morty is the rich kid from fairly odd parents 

[bonethievery]

That’s Remy Buxaplenty,

Rick and Morty is when you send somone a link or a video and “Never Give You Up” plays

[cofaqriqus]

you’re thinking of Rickrolling

Rick and Morty is the 1893 short story by Rudyard Kipling about a young mongoose

[mccoppinscrapyard]

no, that’s Rikki Tikki Tavi…

Rick and Morty is a Latin-American pop star best known for “Livin’ La Vida Loca”

[ineggshellblue]

No, that’s Ricky Martin.

Rick and Morty is the packaged rice mix that comes in different flavors and is called “the San Francisco treat”.

[unanimousredundancy]

No, that’s Rice a Roni

Rick and Morty is the term for a lengthy and complicated procedure

[edgebug]

No, that’s a rigamarole.

Rick and Morty is a two or three-wheeled passenger cart.

[yaaaaaaaaaaay555-deactivated201]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[stltzfs-deactivated20200309]

Oh my word

You can hear it

[dramatichoe]

me

[duchessofdeviance]

he’s so shady

[blackstaraura]

I love him.

[goddesscru]

My favorite is when he isn’t singing “We Are The World”, but I loved his face talking to Larry King. This man is EVERYTHING! 💜 #Prince

[onlyblackgirl]

Prince created shade. People ain’t even knew what shade was till Prince came along.

[rebelliousrebe]

lmao

[gettingplowed]

…long live Prince… 🙌

[alwaysbewoke]

long live prince…

[bob-belcher]

[bob-belcher]

[keeyawnuh]

Mood

[tylorioussex-deactivated2024062]

I miss being able to do this

[perrfectly]

[sobeitjayt]

Wtf you niggs up to

[yarter-deactivated20171231]

jackin off and cumming tears, the usual.

[sobeitjayt]

you make me sick cause you really aint gotta do this you got a whole gf stop appropriating single culture 

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[gunzonyatmblr]

I love hood niggas actually. Like true hood niggas, like send them my wayyyyyyy.

[sobeitjayt]

how many bullets you want sent with them

[gunzonyatmblr]

don’t matter cause when my nigga shoot I shoot

[sobeitjayt]

when he get shot you get shot couple goals

[easternmediterranean]

children of color deserve better

[blankkphase]

Everyone of any color

[easternmediterranean]

as i was saying, children of color deserve better