Newtie

Welcome to whatever the fuck this is. Enjoy I guess 💗7-6-15💗 He/They

[digitalhunk]

it’s that time again

[funnytwittertweets]

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[armandgender]

I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

[peoplehood-deactivated20211003]

where are you emotionally?

At the bottom of a grocery tote

[mioxenoblade]

Customers aren’t valid

[youareyoubutwhoareyou]

Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

[valtsv]

[cosmicangst]

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

[icannotholdmypen]

Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman

Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose

[theocseason4]

[wereralph]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

[nicollekidman]

[bob-artist]

No April Fool’s jokes this year.  Just a fool.

[bob-artist]

New year, same old fool.

[bob-artist]

fool

[bob-artist]

fool sandwich

[one-time-i-dreamt]

It was the zombie apocalypse but I still had to go to work.

[oneheadtoanother]

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

[kristenwiiggle]

[everythingfox]

peek

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[pretty-bun]

I mean, how do people still make the same mistake after all these years?