take me on a tangent

"... because tangible is something we perceive."

[blackpyrefly]

guy from 6000 bc after having all human knowledge of the history of civilization and culture beamed into his brain: can you show me that "meta knight" fellow again? i find him quite bad ass...

[eurekq]

Love and light to marcille but she has the worst fucking opinions on God's good earth

[paramar]

#Let Marcille Suck 2024#and not in the cutesy girlfailure way she's strong and competent and also has weirdly regressive views on gender roles

[failworse]

with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable

[sundragon]

#pushing for a house md remake for one purpose only: so we can hear gregory house say 'god forbid women do anything'

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

Rats

[chongoblog]

SONGS USED

“MAD RAT ALIVE” from Mad Rat Dead OST “Crawling” by Linkin Park The Christmas in July HH Gregg Commercial “Rats Birthday Mixtape” by Jerma985 “London Bridge” by Fergie “Pick Two to Defend You the Rest Are Coming to Kill You: The Song” by Mystery School “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” by The Smashing Pumpkins “Defunctland: The Failure of Disney’s Check E. Cheese Ripoff, Club Disney one bad gloop That One Tiktok with the dude goin “OH SHIT!!! A RAT!!!!!”

[chongoblog]

[grelliam]

You have entered

Mad Rat Monday

[shiningluma]

[chongoblog]

This has its own album now. Happy Mad Rat Monday, gamers

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[cosmikazie]

im going to say "you will be boiled" more in my every day life actually because of this image

[minovskyy]

We'll never be the new pdf at this rate

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[appall-deactivated20230419]

[hasufin]

There is a certain point where it becomes “I turn right at the place where I turn right, then take the shortcut which I know about, then left where I turn left. Yes, I’m sure all of these things have proper names but I don’t recall what they are. The only landmarks I remember are places which were torn down decades ago.”

[bedoflo2lo2-deactivated20250531]

I have no concept of tmi you should tell me everything

[fleshdyke]

[laniidae-passerine]

fantastic mr fox says something about fatherhood that’s batshit insane and I don’t think the movie actually knows it’s saying it. it just takes you by the shoulders and makes you look square in its eyes and goes “some men should never have been fathers. they are. and they love their children deeply. and they try so very hard. but that doesn’t mean they should have been fathers.” and then just gets up and leaves you with that like you’re meant to be okay afterward

[rpfofficial]

everyone hate my loquacious swag. its always "why did you make this sentence so long" and "why do you use so many commas and em dashes" and never "how did you come up with run on sentence" or "writing that run on sentence looked fun"

[blizz4rd1203]

Text editors love to presume that you want a period if you hit space thrice. No bitchass I don't need a period there I'm talking to my beautiful wife the spacebar

[nyancrimew]

thesaurus.com save me

[tedlyanderson]

aid me

[j4gm]

assist me thesaurus.com

[cherryflavoredbutch]

oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged