Local Citric Clown

hiya ! i'm pabu (they/it/he) and i'm 19 :>

[latinotiktok]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[bgm05]

casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal

competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami 💀

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[uwuppa]

[devilmeows]

im high as fuck i was watching a friend stream the opening of super smash bros melee at the same time as i was listening to gangnam style by psy (it turns 13 years old today) so i recreated my experience

[fightinggameheritageposts]

fighting game heritage post

[skygenders]

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

[skygenders]

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

[skygenders]

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst noise concerns burdens lifesaving care for children

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[neur0nom1con]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[birf]

I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios 

[official-lucifers-child]

i am fucking s c r e a m i n g that audio is so much worse than i could have possibly guessed

[kasaneteto]

i played this and my cat started looking under the couch for the source of the noise

[strawberry-fairy-girl]

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

[bedupolker]

Farmers Market

[jjjuajkaja]

Is pluribus still relevant?

[cutecipher]

after a horrific battle with a strange, giant new mech they finally crack open the cockpit and its just a regular bunny in there

[radiofreederry]

[emberess]

Yall are doin alt fashion Disney girls and this is your facebook

[radiofreederry]

Shut up and admire gay sex mario

[aceynk]

ok holy shit i was looking up the number 1289 because i got it in that wikigacha game. apparently it is what is called an "evil number". so obviously i have to check that out.

ok so. i guess that makes them evil. but apparently the counterpart to these numbers are called. the fucking "odious numbers".

so. integers have two choices. they can either be evil or yucky. that's really awesome

[cryptotheism]

I want to play... [sword explodes into black fire] ...with my toys

[jame7t]

Honestly this post is so me but except the black fire because that is freaking me out. :belly:

[cryptotheism]

[snapping fingers in your face] stop that. You expose your vulnerable tummy every time you see the black flame that scours without warmth.

[pjackk]

NO MORE