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hm yea ok

[bitchardbastardson]

sky, 26

she/they

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[asundergrowth]

[nyxiemeow]

[windoftime]

[fangorn-forest]

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

[batbetbitbotbut]

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

[vi-visected]

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

[prettycolors]

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[catcrumb]

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[gloww0rms]

this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

[homunculus-argument]

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

like this OP?

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[catcrumb]

[parlaypeach]

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

[yeahisawitlikethreeweeksago]

[thedandeliongarden]

Damm, it really shows how consoles are just proprietary restricted PCs these days

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats