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[ozempicofficial]

[brian4rmthe6]

[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[probuccalfat]

you can go back to the past but nobody’s there

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[dragon-in-a-fez]

cats will be sitting there next to a full bowl of food looking at you like "perchance if thou will grant me the smallest morsel of sustenance I may yet survive the cruelty of this cold night"

[oneheadtoanother]

[cherryflavoredgirlll]

[luxware]

14 years later, still relevant

[dragon-in-a-fez]

OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing

[stability]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[oldmanpusspuss]

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

[anarchistmemedistro]

[muppetshow2026]

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album