Her Knight In Rusty Armor.

Emma Swan. 28. Daughter. Mother. Savior, of some kind. happily engaged to regina mills. feel free to ask questions. (OOC: I've deviated from the emma swan on the show. My version of emma comes from a variety of fanfiction. she's a lot more open, a lot more fun, and madly in love with regina mills. yes, emma swan is forever spreading her legs for the evil queen. deal with it. this ship will sail on.)

[flailing-ghoul]

[thecourtneycampaign]

victimizedbyreginamills:

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Let’s not soil Cora’s good name by associating it with the creepy anon. 

>Cora’s good name

>CORA’S GOOD NAME

>C O R A ’ S G O O D N A M E

What are you implying?

They’re not implying anything.

More like stating a fact. 

Look who’s talking, oh unholy bringer of darkness

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Pretty sure you win the award for royal pain in the ass, Cora.

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Oh, shut up.

[enjoymyshirt]

You really do, Mother.

Do you want a golden trophy for it?

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

shut up and give me a grandchild.

[enjoymyshirt]

Not with you scaring the living hell out of everyone around here.

You do realize excessive shock and/or stress can cause major complications in early pregnancy, yes?

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

You got some stress you need relievin’, Gina?

[enjoymyshirt]

Oh, you have no idea, dear. 

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

What the hell are we waiting for then?

[flailing-ghoul]

[thecourtneycampaign]

victimizedbyreginamills:

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Let’s not soil Cora’s good name by associating it with the creepy anon. 

>Cora’s good name

>CORA’S GOOD NAME

>C O R A ’ S G O O D N A M E

What are you implying?

They’re not implying anything.

More like stating a fact. 

Look who’s talking, oh unholy bringer of darkness

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Pretty sure you win the award for royal pain in the ass, Cora.

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Oh, shut up.

[enjoymyshirt]

You really do, Mother.

Do you want a golden trophy for it?

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

shut up and give me a grandchild.

[enjoymyshirt]

Not with you scaring the living hell out of everyone around here.

You do realize excessive shock and/or stress can cause major complications in early pregnancy, yes?

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

You got some stress you need relievin', Gina?

[thecourtneycampaign]

victimizedbyreginamills:

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Let’s not soil Cora’s good name by associating it with the creepy anon. 

>Cora’s good name

>CORA’S GOOD NAME

>C O R A ’ S G O O D N A M E

What are you implying?

They’re not implying anything.

More like stating a fact. 

Look who’s talking, oh unholy bringer of darkness

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Pretty sure you win the award for royal pain in the ass, Cora.

[katimcgrath]

This is what happens when you play duck-duck-goose in Fairytale Land

Shit just got real.

[romanimp]

Duck…Duck…Duck….FIRE OH SHIT THAT’S FIRE

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

What? I get kinda competitive.

[theangryguardianangel]

Note to self: Play Duck, Duck, Goose with Cora…or Musical Chairs…or Go Fish…or Battleship…any game in general really. I’m pretty competitive too ;)

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

I am especially good at strip twister. 

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Don’t remind me. 

You and Ruby really should try being more, I dunno, private when it comes to that stuff. 

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

You’re one to talk!

And besides, me and Ruby aren’t ashamed of our love.

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

I am one to talk, aren't I?

Speaking of, where's Gina? 

[katimcgrath]

This is what happens when you play duck-duck-goose in Fairytale Land

Shit just got real.

[romanimp]

Duck…Duck…Duck….FIRE OH SHIT THAT’S FIRE

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

What? I get kinda competitive.

[theangryguardianangel]

Note to self: Play Duck, Duck, Goose with Cora…or Musical Chairs…or Go Fish…or Battleship…any game in general really. I’m pretty competitive too ;)

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

I am especially good at strip twister. 

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Don't remind me. 

You and Ruby really should try being more, I dunno, private when it comes to that stuff. 

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

-enjoymyshirt

[anasofia54]

Lana Parrilla interview from Latina magazine.

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

HEY REGINA 

DOESN’T THIS LANA PARRILLA GIRL LOOK JUST LIKE YOU?

[firstmategrannylucas]

Pfff this girl doesn’t have that GLARE …you know…the one I’m probably getting right now? She looks sweet and funny and far less likely to threaten to BURN DOWN MY WHOLE DAMN RESTAURANT WHEN THE CORNER OF THE LASAGNA WAS BURNED THAT ONE TIME

IT WAS ONE TIME

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

CORRECTION: Regina she looks like you if you weren’t so mean to your mother captain and first mate.

[firstmategrannylucas]

I’m still traumatised. AND I’M GRANNY AND NO ON TRAUMATISES ME EXCEPT YOU AND YOUR GLARE APPARENTLY DAMN YOU AND DAMN YOUR FACE

[theangryguardianangel]

Burnt lasagna…

[firstmategrannylucas]

ARE YOU TRYING TO HAVE ME KILLED

EMMA! YOU’D BETTER SEX UP YOUR KINKY BITCH TODAY OR SHE’S GUNNA BE ON A WARPATH

[theangryguardianangel]

I don’t know what you’re talking about or why I would ever do that…

;)

[firstmategrannylucas]

Well, I’m doomed.

Hope you can make your own lasagna. 

Sigh.

[enjoymyshirt]

I-

You-

GET BACK HERE YOU BEARISH, LASSITUDINOUS BITCH

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

I...uh...

[bonestrewn-a]

Regina’s got something to say.

[anursingdegreeinfeelings]

SHE’S ECSTATIC.

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

ALSO VERY HOMOSEXUAL

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Very.

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

you’d know, 

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

[bonestrewn-a]

Regina’s got something to say.

[anursingdegreeinfeelings]

SHE’S ECSTATIC.

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

ALSO VERY HOMOSEXUAL

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Very.

[enjoymyshirt]

firstmategrannylucas:

[firstmategrannylucas]

I don’t think you’re ready to know just how long I’ve had these plans, Madame Mayor.

What, are you going to tell me you had everything planned in the Enchanted Forest, before Emma was even born?

Honestly…

*psssssssst! CAPTAIN SHE KNOWS*

[enjoymyshirt]

I…What the actual fuck?

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

shit.

[firstmategrannylucas]

Act natural. DISTRACTION. 

[enjoymyshirt]

I…

You know what?

I give up making sense out of you two.

Emma, come here, darling.

We have some magical children to make.

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Yes, ma'am. 

[drunkginamills]

So, are we ever gonna talk about that time Cora was a stripper, or...?

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Times were tough.

[enjoymyshirt]

Mother, while I appreciate you becoming better with technology…

Please refrain from scarring my family and I for life.  

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

If this is scarring to you perhaps you shouldn’t watch the video Hook sent Emma on your honeymoon….

[enjoymyshirt]

I saw it. 

The music led to quite the, as Emma calls them, “bedscapade.”

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

…..

Shit. 

[enjoymyshirt]

Indeed ;)

[theangryguardianangel]

Are we going to talk about the time Regina did that video?…

[enjoymyshirt]

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT ATROCITY.

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Um, babe. What the hell is that?

[enjoymyshirt]

I was drunk.

Very drunk.

And high on magic…

I…I regret everything I have ever done.

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

How ‘bout adding one more regret to that list tonight?

This I gotta see. Live.

[enjoymyshirt]

Hell.

No.

Though, admittedly, it would be hilarious to see Rumpel attempt to dance this, now that he has his limp back.

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

You say no now, but my wandering hands can be persuasive.

[drunkginamills]

So, are we ever gonna talk about that time Cora was a stripper, or...?

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Times were tough.

[enjoymyshirt]

Mother, while I appreciate you becoming better with technology…

Please refrain from scarring my family and I for life.  

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

If this is scarring to you perhaps you shouldn’t watch the video Hook sent Emma on your honeymoon….

[enjoymyshirt]

I saw it. 

The music led to quite the, as Emma calls them, “bedscapade.”

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

…..

Shit. 

[enjoymyshirt]

Indeed ;)

[theangryguardianangel]

Are we going to talk about the time Regina did that video?…

[enjoymyshirt]

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT ATROCITY.

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Um, babe. What the hell is that?

[enjoymyshirt]

I was drunk.

Very drunk.

And high on magic…

I…I regret everything I have ever done.

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

How 'bout adding one more regret to that list tonight?

This I gotta see. Live.

[drunkginamills]

So, are we ever gonna talk about that time Cora was a stripper, or...?

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Times were tough.

[enjoymyshirt]

Mother, while I appreciate you becoming better with technology…

Please refrain from scarring my family and I for life.  

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

If this is scarring to you perhaps you shouldn’t watch the video Hook sent Emma on your honeymoon….

[enjoymyshirt]

I saw it. 

The music led to quite the, as Emma calls them, “bedscapade.”

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

…..

Shit. 

[enjoymyshirt]

Indeed ;)

[theangryguardianangel]

Are we going to talk about the time Regina did that video?…

[enjoymyshirt]

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT ATROCITY.

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Um, babe. What the hell is that?

[zzebstrika-blog]

my sister and her girlfriend are humming in the room next to me

[zzebstrika-blog]

wAIT THATS NOT HUMMING

[zzebstrika-blog]

MY SISTER AND HER GIRLFRIEND ARE FUCKING REALLY LOUDLY IN THE ROOM NEXT TO ME

HELP

[zzebstrika-blog]

UPDATE: I JUST HEARD HER SAY “OH YEAH USE THE APPLE SAUCE”

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[totallyfubar]

Dem crafty lesbians.

[icherishyou-reginamills-deactiv]

Swan Queen just got canon

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

[enjoymyshirt]

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[enjoymyshirt]

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[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

This post has been hijacked by the kinky horny bitches

[ahepburnss-deactivated20150222]

Regina’s lame pick up lines. [1/?]

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

See, it's not just me.

[enjoymyshirt]

captain of the swan queen armada

[enjoymyshirt]

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[enjoymyshirt]

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[enjoymyshirt]

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This world works differently than the Enchanted Forest.

Sex doesn’t always equal children.

Besides, she’s the one who can’t keep her hands off of me. Not that I’m complaining. 

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Let’s not even pretend I’m the only one with a pair of wandering hands, babe. 

[enjoymyshirt]

But let’s be serious, dear. Your hands wander far more than mine do.

And I like where they wander.

A lot. ;)

[bitcheslovemagic-blog]

Only because you choose to wear those skin-tight skirts and dresses that cling to your ass. 

And I know you do. You're pretty vocal about it.