How To Get This Savior To Taste My Forbidden Fruit

Regina Swan-Mills, 32. Evil Queen turned good. Delightedly married to Emma Swan-Mills. Ask what you wish. ((OOC: Also a reservoir for Swan Queen and OUAT posts. This RP blog is not a canon Regina. This follows the storyline of "Adventures With Cora Mills" by love-order-chaos-repeat.))

[enjoymyshirt]

Does Emma really ride like a man?

“Wouldn’t you like to know?”

[enjoymyshirt]

So how's the sex with Ems?

((....crap i havent caught up on AWCM.............uhhhhhhhh HAVE CANON))

“Considering she’s disappeared after becoming the Dark One? Nonexistent. Which is a shame, magic in the bedroom has certainly improved my experience before.”

[enjoymyshirt]

Fuck the police?

((holy shit i havent gotten an ask on here in probably 2+ years))

“Indeed.”

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

So after a discussion with my bestie. I have decided I will most likely be concluding Adventures With Cora Mills.

This has been a PSA

[themagnacarla]

I think Elsa has a little Cora spirit in her ;)

[n3v3r-mnd-deactivated20150302]

that was the mother of all plot twists

[pingidjit]

THIS IS FREAKING BRILLIANT!

[pcllygrays-deactivated20150210]

au; in which cora has her heart and loves regina and the only problems they appear to have is that cora can’t hear for shit~ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[enjoymyshirt]

This is exceedingly accurate for current purposes.

[liquidcoffee]

OH WELL IMAGINE AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

[catgrump]

AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR NO I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

[liquidcoffee]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING

[panic-exclamationpoint-deactiva]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAYS A BRIDESMAID TO A WAITER

[liquidcoffee]

YES BUT WHAT A SHAME WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A

[schmidtsterrrr]

guava

[liquidcoffee]

what

[xanziel]

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

[lotusmesenpai]

SHUTTING THE GODDAMN

[enjoymyshirt]

apple

[queensmajesty-deactivated201508]

[enjoymyshirt]

if you see rainbow flying monkeys and the swan queen army out with paintball guns don't ask questions

Out of sight, out of mind.

[yaone06]

3x17 aka The one with the vault quickie.

[mishka47]

magical accidents happen

[pcllygrays-deactivated20150210]

but why does zelena look 100% aroused all of the time???

[foreverglfan]

It’s a family thing. Cora was always half-way between kill you or kiss you! 

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Foreverglfan knows what’s up

I usually do both

[foreverglfan]

Yes I do! It’s worth it too proved the kissing comes before the killing!

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Fair point but hear me out

What about both

At the same time

[enjoymyshirt]

If you were to kill and kiss someone at the same time you would end up making out with a corpse. 

That’s rather unhygienic. And just wrong.

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

silly baby, you kiss them to distract them from your hand inching towards their chest and then BAM

you rip their heart out 

[theangryguardianangel]

That would be a really good distraction.

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

 #YOU COULD JUST KISS THEM THEN TENDERLY WHISPER IN THEIR EAR ‘GOODBYE’ #THEY’D BE LIKE ‘WTF’ BUT IT’D BE TOO LATE #KISSING IS A GREAT DISTRACTION FOR A LOT OF THINGS

i like the way you think

[enjoymyshirt]

Mother why.

[pcllygrays-deactivated20150210]

but why does zelena look 100% aroused all of the time???

[foreverglfan]

It’s a family thing. Cora was always half-way between kill you or kiss you! 

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Foreverglfan knows what’s up

I usually do both

[foreverglfan]

Yes I do! It’s worth it too proved the kissing comes before the killing!

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

Fair point but hear me out

What about both

At the same time

[enjoymyshirt]

If you were to kill and kiss someone at the same time you would end up making out with a corpse. 

That's rather unhygienic. And just wrong.

[lotusmesenpai]

So a friend of mine wants to draw some doccubus and get it signed as a surprise for her mother. I don’t personally watch Lost Girl, but I know a lot of you guys do, so if you could send suggestions as to what to draw, that would be lovely!

SFW please!

[enjoymyshirt]

um... so can i shoot the damn flying monkeys

Feel free, just try not to hit them anywhere fatal. There may be a way to return them back to their human forms.

[calmskiesfierynights]

Imagine if Zelena's father was King Xavier, Henry Mills Sr.'s father?

[foreverglfan]

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

What if though

~waggles eyebrows~

[enjoymyshirt]

But…that would make her simultaneously my half-sister and my…aunt? Great Aunt? I can’t even begin to fathom…

Let’s not.

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

No darling

Your half sister and your step daughter

[enjoymyshirt]

Don't even start.

[calmskiesfierynights]

Imagine if Zelena's father was King Xavier, Henry Mills Sr.'s father?

[foreverglfan]

[queenofhearts-cora-mills]

What if though

~waggles eyebrows~

[enjoymyshirt]

But...that would make her simultaneously my half-sister and my...aunt? Great Aunt? I can't even begin to fathom...

Let's not.