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Requests
I write for Arcane (havenβt in a LONG while) and Iβm currently hyperfixating on No, I am not a Human. I don't really have rules to be honest with you, I donβt yuck peoples yum. Weβre all here just to have fun. But if I do feel uncomfortable, I'm going to deny your requests.
Currently I've written for:
Viktor
Jayce
Silco
Caitlyn
Vander
Ekko
Steb
I'm more than willing to write for other Arcane characters but my brainrot is centered around these two (Jayce and Viktor).
Iβm excited to see what ideas y'all have!
UPDATE
I NOW HAVE A MASTERLIST
I will be continuously updating it to the best of my abilities, after a fic/multiple fics are published, I'll add it to the masterlist.
UPDATE 2
Hereβs an Anon ask regarding requests, check it out if you have any questions! Many topics were brought up, and I think this blurb will answer a majority of questions anyone may have :)
REQUEST QUESTIONS ANSWERED
UPDATE 3
As stated above I am currently hyperfixating on No, I am not a Human. Iβve got A LOT of Arcane requestsβ and Iβll try my best to get through them. Im just working 24/7 and itβs not my main fixation right now.
Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc
Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"
synopsis: A Little Mermaid AU! (Amalgamation of 1989 and 2023) - Being a Princess of the Seven Seas is wonderful, fantastical, phenomenal. But, you long for much more. The wonderful world of above. The land. Humans and their amazing inventions of gadgets, gizmos, and thingamabobs. So when bright sparkly lights catch your attention from up above, you have to investigate. And you find two more things from above to adore, except they arenβt items. Theyβre humans.
warnings: uninformed decisions (becoming human via Ursula), love at first sight, prince!jayce, advisor!viktor, loopholes (fuck you Ursula), being married to Jayce and the both of you being secretly married to Viktor, angst, fluff, suggestiveness, Grammarly as my beta
genre: m/m/f
p.s. the little mermaid is one of my all time favourite Disney princessβ (as I've always wanted to be a mermaid) I also love Belle (she's most like me), Jasmine, Mulan, Tiana, etc. So I adore this request. Hope y'all like it! Go get your men reader, they want that fishussy LMAO
P.P.S I know I've been awol for a little bit. I've been working 5-6 days out of the week and holy hell it's been difficult. Also I'm nglβ I'm not hyperfixated on Arcane anymore. I still love itβ itβs just not the center of my world anymore. I'll be writing all the reqs I have eventually (80+ π³) but yeahβ¦ y'all deserve a mini update as to wtf is going on! Xoxo
Being a princess is a privilege. One that you try not to take for granted.
But your life is stifling. All the rules, the expectations, the box you're constantly put in. You can't be yourself. Your interests, hobbies, the things that make you YOU is not allowed.
So you have a hidden cave of treasures.
Full of gadgets, gizmos, a plenty Whoozits and whatsits galore, and way too many thingamabobs.
You don't know what any of them are, but you know they're from the human world. So you take as many of them as you can.
One night as you're appreciating your collection, you see a multitude of coloured lights sparkling above the water. You can't help but investigate, against your father's advisors' pleas and your best friendβs worry.
Your teal tail glimmers beautifully in the water, your white shell cup bra matches your pearls wonderfully. You swim desperately towards the ship, jumping the waterline like a graceful dolphin.
A rope catches your attention and you climb your way up the side of the ship. A ledge allows you to sit comfortably and a small cut-out allows you to glance into the ship's crew party.
A bunch of men are dancing and you see a dog barking, wiggling around trying to get affection. A masculine voice catches your attention.
βBlitzcrank! There you are boy! Easyβ easy!β The man is tall, tan, and broad. He's gorgeous. With long dark hair, a shadow of hair on his jawline, and a simple outfit; he's so beautiful but in such a simple way itβs breath-stopping.
βJayce, come here for a second. Blitzβ down!β
Another voice catches your attention, dragging your gaze away fromβ from Jayce. His voice is accented. It sounds glorious. He's pretty. Fluffy brown hair, gold eyes, tall, lean, lithe. He's pale and looks a bit delicate compared to his counterpart. They couldn't be anymore different, but they're both gorgeous in their own way. You learn the other mans name as Jayce tells him to relax with a smile. A laugh encapsulates his voice.
Viktor. His name is Viktor.
In your daze you don't see Blitz come up to you and lick your face excitedly. You gasp and rub your face when Blitz runs away back towards the two men.
You want to meet them properly. You want to know them desperately. You want them.
Youβre not sure what happened. One minute everythingβs a blast. The next the ship is on fire.
People are leaping overboard. There's screaming, panic, and fear riddling the once-happy atmosphere.
Jayce nearly drowns saving Blitz.
Viktor nearly drowns due to the harsh current and getting knocked overboard from the lifeboat.
You save them both to the best of your abilities.
They're waterlogged, unconscious, and still as beautiful as ever. You alternate your gaze and touch between the two of them. Pushing the hair out of their face, tracing their features. Eventually, they wake up. Your humming dancing delicately in their ears.
Jayce cups your one hand tracing his cheekbone, Viktor's eyes peer in your direction. A hum escaped him as you softly brushed that stray curl out of his eyes.
Before they realize what's happening, the family's main advisor comes to their rescue, Blitz sniffs them both, gives them a kiss, and dives into the water; as if searching for something.
You hide in the rocks as you watch them go further inland back to the castle.
Your Father has destroyed your trove of treasures. Your passion, your hobby. The main thing that brought you joy.
Flounder looks distraught. Sebastian looks guilty. Your Father looked furious.
You don't see his expression drop and turn regretful as you cry into the destruction, your hands covering your face.
You cry for what seems like hours. Your chest hurts and your eyes sting. It isn't until Ursulas minions comfort you with fake sympathy do your tears cease.
The Sea Witch can give you what you desire.
So you go, against your better judgment.
Her lair is imposing. You want to leave but you ignore the dread in your stomach and keep pushing forward.
Ursula talks and talks, and talks. She mentions how she can give you what you want. She mentions becoming human permanently at the expense of never seeing your family again.
But there's a cost. Nothing is ever for free, yβknow?
She wants your voice.
No more talking, singing, zip!
Youβre lost. But Ursula adds your beauty and body language makes up for your silence. She heavily fixated on Jayce during her whole spiel.
You don't mention Viktor.
You want one upper hand against her.
(she never mentions you'll get your voice back if you make Jayce fall in love with you before the sunset in three days. You realize this after you sign the scroll.)
You sing desperately as your voice leaves and drifts away into a shell necklace. You get legs.
You lose the ability to breath. The only reason you make it to shore is due to the help of Flounder and Sebastion.
As you breach the waters surface with a big gulp of air, you know for a fact the Sea Witch isn't going to play fair.
Sebastian laments over your dumb decision. Flounder tries to be reassuring and Scuttle makes you giggle. Your hand shoots to your throat and everyone quiets down at that.
Scuttle tries to bring the mood back as you attempt to make a dress out of the ship's sail from yesterday's wreck.
Itβs not the most flattering, but it gets the job done.
Then you hear a familiar bark.
Blitz comes running at you full speed, barking joyously as he tries to get you to pet him. You scramble away, trying to get a safe distance between the two of you when you finally decide to perch on a rock.
Two familiar voices greet you, and you have to restrain yourself from whipping your head around to look at them.
Jayce and Viktor.
Oh they're even more handsome awake than they are knocked unconscious. You fiddle with your makeshift gown and hair in nervousness. You want to make a good impression.
The conversation (if you can even call it that) is hectic. Youβve never communicated non-verbally before in such an intense way. Yeah youβve quirked a brow in smugness, pursed your lips in distaste, huffed in exasperation. But never a full blown conversation.
It somehow worked out. Jayce laughed a bit at your theatrics and Viktor just looked at the two of you with a fond curiosity.
Youβll get them both before the sunset on the third day.
Surprisingly a lot can happen in just a few days! You went out on a carriage ride throughout the town, had a fancy dinner, saw their version of your little cave of wonders.
They're still pestering you on how you knew to smash the sea glass.
Maybe you'll be able to tell them.
One day.
You were so close to kissing Jayce as well. Viktor denied joining you twoβ having work that needed to be done.
It upset you a bit, but you understood. Flounder and Sebastian worked their magic to make the boat ride romantic. Especially since they hindered Scuttle and his⦠ehem attempts at singing.
Then the boat tipped over.
You'd think it was a flukeβ until you saw Flotsam and JetsamοΏΌ slithering away back into the sea.
Youβll just have to outsmart the sea witchβ¦ hopefully youβll be able to.
The disgruntled look of exasperation on Viktorβs face when the two of you came back to the castle sopping wet made it worth it though.
He muttered under his breath about carelessness, getting sick, we had him worried. He may have berated us a bit, but it didnβt mask the concern in his eyes as he ushered us to get warmed up and change.
You were so close. You felt it in your bones.
You have one day left before you become Ursulaβsβ permanently.
Thereβs a gnawing feeling in your gutοΏΌοΏΌ that it isnβt going to be as easy as youβd like.
Guess you'll just have to fight for your happily ever after.
When you see him blankly state to the other heartbroken face you know is mirroring your own that he'll marry this⦠random girl before sunset today. Somethings off.
You want to run away and hide. To cry your heart out. But you don't.
Not yet.
Through tears in your eyes, you see a very familiar shell necklace. You almost don't want to believe itβ but deep down you do.
That's no random girl.
Itβs Ursula.
Wow. She must've really not thought you'd succeed, and now she's panicking over what she saw.
You dash off and into Viktorβs office. Itβs cozy. Messy in all honestlyβ with books strewn everywhere, random parchment scattered about, some trinkets here and there.
Eventually, Viktor joins you. The two of you sit in silence for a moment before a faint whisper breaks the melancholic mood.
βSomethings wrong. Off if you will. I've known Jayce my whole lifeβ and I've never seen that girl before. Jayce's eyesβ¦ there was a golden glow there I've never seen before.β
Viktor turns to you, his gaze serious. You feel like shivering at the intensity. Subconsciously you start to chew on your inner cheek, and wince when you bite a bit too hard.
βYou know something. I know you do.β
You want to scream. You want to nod your head yes and explain it in any way you can. But you have to outsmart the sea witchβ not play her games.
That damned contract.
Itβs binding and worst of all; legal.
You need to think. Fast. Or the two of you may lose Jayce forever.
A blank parchment catches your eye and you all but leap to grab it. A quill follows suit.
The two handsome men tried to teach you to write in their format. But in two days? Your writing and grammar are shoddy at best. Hopefully, Viktor understands it.
As you write furiously, you don't see the fond smile directed your way. How the amber-eyed man scans you delicately and can't help but widen his smile at the warmth encapsulating his heart.
He's only known you for two days.
He feels like he's known you forever.
Viktor snaps back to reality at the sound of the quill being slammed into the desk. You whip around and shove the dried parchment into his chest.
| We need to go to the dok docks. I have (there's a big blot of ink. As if the quill hovered a moment too long as you thought of how to write it down) friends who can explain. Trust me. Please?|
Viktor has no other choice but to oblige. He nods his head and a beaming smile envelops his vision. You glomp him in a tight hug. You pull away for a second and sweetly peck him on the lipsοΏΌ.
In that moment, the golden hue in Jayceβs eyes dims.
Heyβ¦ heyβ¦ how yβall doin?
Itβs been a hot minute since Iβve written anythingβ Iβm essentially at work 24/7 and when I get home all I really want to do is sleep π
they should make a version of socializing that doesnβt make you feel like youβre still the weird 12 year old kid that doesnβt know why sheβs not normal like the other kids
The way Iβve had a kpop demon hunters x jujutsu kaisen AU in my head these past few days and I come across thisβ¦ itβs a sign. Amazing art, holy πππ
I'm over-thinking rn @ 3:14am about what ifβs that'll probably never happen. All of my works on here I write and post on here. I don't have it saved anywhere else. I know some people prefer AO3βs system as well.
I'd still post here, I'd post here first in all honesty, and then I'll add it to my AO3 account as well for any other readers who prefer that system over this one.
My username is different on AO3, but I have the same pfp for both accounts. Idk why AO3 isn't allowing me to change my username rn but I'll change it when it allows me to (maybe LMAO)
Thanks for tagging me @newgipestel !! This is so cute!!! Hereβs me and my Miss Mew (affectionate nickname)
Make your mini-me here!
I can't think of many people to do thisβ¦ maybe @darlingmel if they're willing and any of my other awesome readers!! Mel just constantly floods my inbox LMAO (love you β€οΈ)
(1/2) I'M FREE TO COMMENT!!! My smut headcanons for Arcane Viktor, Jayce, Steb, Vander, Silco, and Ekko reacting to his female s/o accidentally turning him on request is so good! You wrote everyone so well π I love it especially Viktor is so occupied with his work that he forgets basic necessities is so him π , you came to give him a packed lunch knowing he hasn't eaten breakfast π, how she dressed herself is so simple & comfortable which I approved π―, he saw you by accidentally seeing your cleavage when he dropped his lunch pail π, just how he finds everything about you beautiful π, he's turned on before he knows it π², he kept your panties while he ate you π³, your sex life isn't often but always mind-blowing π€―, you noticed what his arm was doing as well O///O, you came when you realised (β ββ ｑβ ββ )β !, he thanked you so casually π€£, just how confused she is like how I would be π, Jayce just finds you stunning π, he's gets turned on by you often π³, he pouted when he woke up alone :β 'β (, he found you making coffee for both of you β, his body temperature is quite hot so he sleeps in his boxers π₯, he wore his pajamas pants but wondered where's the top π€, he saw you wearing it as it's oversized on you π, you accidentally gave him a view not knowing he's there π€, he's turned on but he casually went to grave the mugs for you π, he chose to place too high up for you to ask him to do it π, you smiled when you saw him βΊοΈ, he grinned & kissed you π, you let him kiss your neck too π€, you didn't expect to feel something against you (β γ»β oβ γ»β ), he said don't judge him since you're beautiful to him π, you kissed him properly while your hand went down O///O, just how hot it was ββ (β ββ Β β ββ β’β ββ -β ββ β’β ββ Β β ββ )β β, you're going to wear his clothes more often π, Steb is kind & quiet man βΊοΈ, he was shocked to his member up already (β γβ oβ γβ ; you're asleep as well as quite exposed π³, he found you looking delicious π€€, he didn't want to wake up because of your long working hours π, he tried to be quiet but you woke up because you heard him π, just what a sight he is π, he froze when he heard you moaned π₯Ά, you reassured him that you're enjoying yourself π, he blushed & moaned O///O, you love it since it's rare for him to speak π£οΈ, you joined him & even grabbed his hand to squeeze your breast ββ (β ββ Β β ββ β’β ββ -β ββ β’β ββ Β β ββ )β β, knowing he's a mess because of you is such an ego boost <β (β οΏ£β οΈΆβ οΏ£β )β >, both of you came when you shared a sweet kiss π, you had him rest on your chest while tracing his features π, he quietly thanked you which you said no problem βΊοΈ, you suggested going back to sleep since his shift starts soon π₯±, you laughed when he chose to hide in your chest instead π,
Adding PT 2 down below since this is a long review!
(2/2) you had been helping Vander since you were a teenager π, you helped with the inventory & take care of the kids π, your age gap wasn't so obvious when both of you were adults π, you always had a crush on him as he's always been there for you π₯Ή, he's the one who said he needs you so he offered to teach to bartend π«΄, you became well-known as well famous for being pretty π², there's an unsaid rule to leave you alone since you're Vander's girl π€, some guy slapped your butt so you smashed a bottle on him π, how quiet the bar became π€, he wasn't happy but Vander agreed with her that he's lucky it was her instead of him & told him to leave π€, he left but you were still enraged π€¬, Vander asked Benzo to take over as he took you to the storeroom to calm down π, both of sat down in comfortable silence π, he told you he's proud as you would have kept quiet a decade ago π, you told him that you're used to care what people think but not anymore π€, he forgot how young you are as you haven't changed yet π±, you smiled as you placed your hand on his βΊοΈ, you love the size differences like me π€, you teased him about his age π, he reminded you that he's 11 when you're born but you reminded him now you're an adult π, he asked if you're still angry but you have an idea in mind to calm down as you say on his lap π‘, he still tried to resist but you're too stubborn π€, you mentioned to be happy that you're making a move now than in the past like me π, you also told him how you noticed the wat he had looked at you several times π, he still tried to resist but you succeeded in changing his mind π, he kissed you while you moaned as you can feel something else against you π, he said they can't do it here so he asked if he can just his fingers for now π€, you nodded as you realised you taste like him π , his fingers are huge & skilled that he didn't take long to help you finish ββ (β ββ Β β ββ β’β ββ -β ββ β’β ββ Β β ββ )β β, you had to cover your mouth because he's doing fantastic π, you couldn't help but squirt & squeal π€, he almost overstimulates you π³, he helped you to be presentable & kissed your temple π, you're embarrassed when he popped his fingers in his mouth O///O, he told you tasted sweet which you smiled bashfully π, he smirked at he will continue later π, you can't wait for him to be done π, you have a give and take relationship with Silco π«±π«², he gives you security while you give him the finest things including yourself π«΄, no one questioned the fact the you're Silco' π€, the only reaction you got when you went straight to his office is an raised eyebrow π€¨, you had Silco to get the guy who hurt the girl & refused to pay which he got quickly π, you made sure he suffered the consequences πͺ, you got him to pay so Silco let him leave π°, you cleaned your knife π, you smirked at how much of a mess he is π, he silently urged you to come closer which you saw his bulge π, just how much both of you enjoyed yourselves π₯΅, you took a moment to breathe as he makes him presentable π«, he kissed you cheek π, you asked if you should be more violent in his presence π, he just said you need to be with him more π₯, you're the Fire light's right hand woman π, it's both difficult but rewarding βΊοΈ, you saved your fellow Firelights & Zaunites π, he couldn't wait so he dragged you away π³, you were surprised but let him (β ββ ｑβ ββ )β !, everyone left because they will be traumatised π€£, both of you were making out π, you did asked what's going on which he simply explained he loves you so much π, both of you are acting like horny teenagers but it was too good O///O, you couldn't help but ask if that just happened β, he laughed but nodded ππββοΈ, you asked if you could debrief him about the mission π, he's embarrassed which you laughed π, you hoped no one heard you two π, and everyone heard XD Thank you so much for doing my request because I love it so much :) Sorry if you already have this because I'm too paranoid that Tumblr ate it π€£
Iβm so happy you enjoyed it!!! Iβm not going to lie, I had some trouble with a few characters since I wasnβt as familiar with them compared to Jayce and Viktor. Your review made me giggle, I love the emoji inclusion. If anyone else is interested in headcanons, bring em my way! I do still have over 50 requests at the moment and I'm very grateful no one has been rude or demanding. Y'all are so sweet and kind to me π₯Ίβ€οΈ
