Would you still love me anyway?

My name is Elana and chances are you are more basic than me

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

“This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Syrup (2013)

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

[engineer-pearl]

And the last two? I have to know, what were the last two letters?

[untexting]

I have a new appreciation for these people.

[recentgooglesearches]

differences between penis and a gogurt

[gifswaltdisney]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[gayhella-deactivated20140131]

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

[sarcarstic]

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

[polymathicv]

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

[throwing-lego]

this is a giraffe

[vampire93-deactivated20140617]

[the-illusion-of-sanity]

i have space hair now

[forever90s]

[y-eaman]

WHY ISN’T THERE A LUSH IN AUSTRALIA I FEEL DEPRIVED OF GLITTERY GALAXY BATH BOMBS THIS IS AWFUL

[93749185789183]

my parents bought me this rly shady bottle of Coke from mexico should i drink it 

[93749185789183]

i’m gonna drink it

[93749185789183]

update: apparently it’s supposed to be the original recipe it tastes kind of weird 

[93749185789183]

EVERYTHIG NIS VER Y FUNN Y AND I AM V ERY AW AYKE ALRIGHT LA LRHAIGTH LARIGHTAL RIGHT LALTH IRHTALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hahanonoseeren-deactivated20131]

didnt the original recipe have cocaine

[badasstille]

i’ve found the one team i can relate to

[theodd1sout-deactivated20210101]

In the name of me (the moon) I punish you!

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