Neji Scholar™️

hi friends :) still char here. still the same rules as @chaosnojutsu.

[bitchnojutsu]

okay new plan folks. i think i’m gonna start putting naruto specific content on this blog. in theory nothing will change about @chaosnojutsu but i can set aside this space for the fandom posts specifically. kind of like i tried to do with my original tumblr blog and chaosnojutsu. but it will work this time! (possibly.)

(sometimes i’ll post straight here, often i’ll post to chaosnojutsu and reblog it here)

“char why do you call yourself a neji scholar” i was dubbed one in 2022 by an anon and it made me laugh and i’ve never forgotten it

*5/30/24 hey if i forget to add an ID to an original post please remind me to edit it and do not feel bad (unless you’re a jerk about it ig); added ones are super appreciated and helpful but that’s an act i want to be more conscious of!

*11/6/25 if you see me reblog AI say something so i can delete it immediately, i hate that shit

this is still an 18+ space.

[gokusclit]

[enby-axels]

another thing that makes sasuke so interesting is how everyone around him tries to manipulate him and how they think they have him all figured out, but he consistently refuses to conform to their expectations. i dont think he's even intending to rebel against what they want. it's just that sasuke is at heart a very independent-minded, determined person with his own agendas, and the people around him simply dont understand his thought process and motivations like they think they do, which is why theyre always surprised when it turns out sasuke is gonna betray them, strike out on his own, etc. his own older brother has called sasuke a blank canvas whose heart can be easily painted by others, but itachi himself later on admits that sasuke couldnt be controlled and that he shouldnt have tried to control him in the first place. i think this contradiction, the way people see sasuke vs how sasuke really is, really drives home one of the main themes of the series: shinobi are not tools, but complex human beings with their own desires and emotions that ultimately no amount of planning and calculating can control.

[thvie-e]

Tết

[narutwitter]

[bitchnojutsu]

i wanted to draw this concept forever ago but never developed the skill to the point that i felt comfy sharing and i might(?) write something for this eventually, but i’m throwing my idea out into the void to see if it resonates with anyone. to someone more obsessed with kankuro than i am: i would love your knowledgable input for this thought experiment.

for fans of uncle kankuro and shikadai, i present to you: shadow puppet no jutsu (working title)

okay here’s my vision: essentially puppets like kankuro’s, but made of shadow.

replicating karasu/crow with shadow is kinda giving shadow clone jutsu to me. like, functionally i think they’re the same because there’s no physical puppet. and it’s lame that a shadow technique like that isn’t limited to the nara clan but i understand why it’s a versatile technique among nin everywhere. if anything i think shikadai should be like inherently better at the shadow clone jutsu than most of his peers.

sanshōuo/salamander goes underground anyway right? and we’ve established that “there are shadows under the ground” according to naruto universe logic (because it’s dark down there, i guess). lots of potential for shadow puppets to maneuver underground and pop out to surprise an enemy, a la naruto in his exam fight against neji.

idk how the logistics would work for kuroari/black ant — maybe since this is more of a finishing move anyway, shikadai could summon hella chakra and envelop his opponent in shadow (mimicking kankuro’s black secret technique) long enough to disorient them or let a teammate swoop in? could be pretty terrifying imo.

bonus: chakra threads. we’ve already seen from shikamaru some of the possibilities of combining shadow usage with chakra threads (re: his first fight in the chunin exams). i think it would be sick if shikadai latched some shadows/chakra threads onto an opponent and turned them into his own living puppet, akin to what kankuro did with sasori during the war.

anyone wanna help me think through this some more??

[shellosbrainrots]

Sand siblings !

[aspureasamelody]

[armageticwords]

naruto is good but only if you imagine the ways in which it could have been if like everything had been different

[sasukelandia]

#timeless masterpiece because there's endless details to fix in your head

[supwong]

she looks like she’s about to ruin your life and enjoy every second of it

[dankld]

unfortunately i remain naruto pilled

[bitchnojutsu]

goofy would say sasuke’s name like “sorske”

[oliveenjoyerdoesfanart]

U can do it!!

[am-0400]

⚠︎星座コス　⚠︎雑

[cuddlymaus]

Happy birthday Tenten!! <3

[ultimateanna]

Naruto - Rock Lee vs Gaara

[nais-doodles]

Honestly, I love the little fake actor thing at the end of some of the shippuden episodes because (if you know me) I love actor au. Here is my scruffy contribution.