( ooc: THE OSQUAD BC REASONS. )
sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀ sʜɪᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ:status: accepting // brotps also apply
ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴇᴀʀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs sᴡᴇᴀᴛᴇʀs
ALL OF THEM. IT’S THE LAW. even mum & dad. for christmas card purposes. & their names are embroidered on the neckline, mrs weasley-style.
ᴡʜᴏ ᴘɪᴄᴋs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴄᴏᴀ
the movie picker goes on rotation per year & it goes by order of birth so that’s clara, ellie, connie, abi. ( i’m p sure i got that right but i’m dumb & fallible. ) the hot cocoa is an old family recipe that they all adore.
ᴡʜᴏ sᴛᴀʀᴛs ᴛʜᴇ sɴᴏᴡʙᴀʟʟ ғɪɢʜᴛ
connie & abi would be the usual instigators. it’s so much worse because they’re superpowered like fuck, can you imagine. clara suddenly building intense snowball machines with ellie on defense. connie as the distraction with all the fake copies while abi makes telepathic snowballs. it’s chaos & it is glorious.
ᴡʜᴏ ᴅʀᴀɢs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪsᴛʟᴇᴛᴏᴇ
everybody. it’s a family affair.
ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀɴɢs ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɴᴀᴍᴇɴᴛs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇ
all of them. the tree is always massive and they each have their own side of the tree but they have a yearly colour scheme so that it looks cohesive. the movie picker of the year also gets to decide what’s on top of the tree.
ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴏᴏᴋs ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ᴅɪɴɴᴇʀ
mum featuring everyone else. no one dares messes with mama oswald’s kitchen during christmas. it’s a fucking battleground and they all have their appropriate stations. it’s a lean, mean christmas dinner-making machine.
ᴡʜᴏ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ sɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ᴅᴜᴇᴛ
i would say this is connie’s turf, purely just out of instinct. she’d rope the others into caroling, really. they each have their own voice & they harmonize. some might call it creepy.
ɪғ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ʜᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏ ᴛʀᴀᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴs
they still write letters to santa. this is mostly for their mother’s benefit ( as since a lot of the girls’ powers are mind-related, is it too far fetched to assume that mama oswald could be a mind-reader? ) so yassss. clara holds a pantomime show every year, featuring little mechanized puppets. the sisters would then do this show for the homeless kids, in full superhero costume & just give them a bit of a show, really.
ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴀ ғᴏᴏᴅ ғɪɢʜᴛ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴋɪɴɢ
i’d say abi. abi attacks connie first. then gets clara into it. ellie just force fields around herself like ‘fuck this’ but she can’t keep it up forever and she ends up in the warzone all the same. & basically it’s like the snowball fight all over again. i have to wonder how the osquad family home isn’t demolished. it probably has been but it helps that one of the daughters is a technopath who can build shit that fixes mostly everything.
ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ ᴏғғ ᴏғ ᴇɢɢɴᴏɢ
i’d say none of them like eggnog so really, none of them. hot cocoa, though. lord above save us all from osquad on a sugar high.
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