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My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

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“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

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Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road.

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

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protom-lad

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.

A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin.

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Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

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the armadillos I get, but I still don’t understand the solitary bee

why did it have a coffin?

did Dracula just love his pet be that much?

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It’s not a bee it’s a Jerusalem Cricket, included for basically the same reason as the armadillo

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excellent pre-halloween content

protom-lad

While that is a cool and good clarification, my question stands

Why did Dracula have a single solitary cricket with his own tiny-built coffin.

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Because he could.

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wonder what Jennamarbles is up to these days

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someone has to say it: come on eileen is a fucking banger like that shit snaps,, a bop for the century

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everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

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can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

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you are your worst enemy until you learn to treat yourself like a friend. sabotaging your efforts and relationships, convincing yourself no one loves you, not trying because you’re sure you’ll fail, being apathetic to everything is bc you think you’re not good enough. but the truth is you are good enough and you can be the best person you can be if you learn to change these thoughts into self-love and encouragement. listen to your needs and be there for yourself instead of destroying your health or abandoning yourself or your future.

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Chance The Rapper. Juke Jam. Tiny Desk.

I support his politics and actions BUT THIS 👆🏾 is just incredible OMG

And no white boy needed in this joint #BlackExcellence

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This is beautiful

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DADDY 👅

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Bruh I didn’t know I needed this until I saw it

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Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

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I’m screaming

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Take it like a man

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What if he says yes

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then you start making memories

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I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

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She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

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It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it.

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next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

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Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.