ME

waves on the shore

[dayrest-blog1]

mutuals

i’m moving to @oaksy !! follow it and ill follow back

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

one time i stole a joke from the previous night’s episode of the backyardigans in third grade and some other kid fucking caught me and he was all “oh so you still watch the backyardigans huh.” it ruined my life and but the thing is how the fuck did he know without also having seen the previous episode of the backyardigans? i will forever regret not calling him out on his hypocrisy and i hope that kid is in jail now

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[mxnrique]

People reacting to Kesha’s high note

[coaztal]

This note literally defined my life

[fuks]

[worshiperz-deactivated20180218]

[dayrest-blog1]

So many Marvel fans are jumping through hoops just to work around having to accept the very large possibility of Zendaya’s Michelle/MJ being the MCU Mary Jane equivilant/replacement. Y'all ever… get tired.

[blackmodel]

yall want replies but we’ve had messenger pigeons since the 1800’s???

[thebobaemoji]

The last messenger pigeon died in 1914

[blackmodel]

i just saw a pigeon today?? put a letter on it

[archslut]

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

can’t my serotonin levels just regulate their fucking selves. grow up

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

[pochowek]

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

[zsnes]

hi welcome to five guys would you like some peanuts? some fucking peanuts?

[ccarl-deactivated20171114]

[dayrest-blog1]

ideal future

we all willingly submit to the woody collective and merge into a single hive mind

[jakegyllenhxck]

Definitive 90s’ tag yourself. Reblog or I’ll kick your ass.

[tumblingtumbleleaves]