How many episodes of the paranormal investigations will they film before chris gets a clue about josh wanting to tap that
oH GOD SO MANY EPISODES. like. seriously, a lot of episodes.
so in the beginning everyone is just like fondly exasperated. “there goes chris and josh, flirting with each other again, pining away while thinking the other doesn’t return their feelings”
after a couple of seasons of this– let’s say two or three– everyone starts getting exasperated. online, the comment sections on message boards and youtube blooper reels, etc, everyone is just like “why don’t they just bang already?” or “the sexual tension could be cut with a knife between those two” or even “JUST FUCKING FUCK, GOD DAMN.”
beth delights in reading these youtube comments aloud, by the way, when they’re all stuck in the little bus they have. (also this bus isn’t like a huge deal, it’s something the Washington parents sprung for them as a gift after their first year anniversary with the show) she just loudly announces, “ah! another gold comment! chris and josh are so gay for each other, i’m surprised it’s not contagious! yes! agreed!”
in the middle of season three a bet is started. who stared it, you might ask? mike. mike fucking munroe started it. everyone is involved. they’re mostly betting on when the two of them get their act together and either hook up, date, or both. (they’re sure it’s gonna be both by the end regardless) matt has bet $200 that it will be by season four. beth, sam and hannah have bet $300 each that it will be by the off season between season four and five. ashley has bet $100 that it will be before season four, but that chris will be the instigator. emily and jess have bet $500 each that it will be during season four, but josh will be the one to get his shit together and either come onto chris in a blatant fashion, or just fucking grab his face and kiss the shit outta him. mike, the one who keeps track of all the bets and everything, bet $350 that it will be after season five, and that it’s going to happen because a shit ton of alcohol and josh proposing some stupid gay chicken sort of thing. like, “dude, i bet i could totally out gay you.” emily promptly groaned because that was aN AMAZING BET HOLY SHIT WHY DID SHE NOT THINK OF THAT, FUCK.
ashley ends up winning the bet. everyone promptly loses their shit. beth is screeching at josh, just like “JOSH WHY DID YOU FAIL ME IN THIS, WHY, WE ARE THE GAY SIBLINGS, WHY DID YOU NOT DO WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO, YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB”
ashley ends up taking chris and josh out for a really nice dinner– on her, because she won a HUGE SUM OF MONEY thanks to them– and just telling them about all the shit the group has had to put up with because of them.
chris doesn’t even care. he just keeps staring at josh like he hung the moon and he’s so happy and ashley reports to everyone, after the dinner, how disgustingly cute they are.
after josh “taps that”, he loudly declares it for the entire bus to hear and there is much screaming and people cupping their hands over their ears and matt high fives josh, because come on, josh has his hand up in the air, you can’t just leave a man hanging, okay
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