Welcome to my Tank

Shay / Turtle 🐢 27 🐢 She / They 🐢 algae wafers 🐢

[justcatposts]

Kitten struggles to climb over cage 

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[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[rabonito]

[afeelgoodblog]

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[fruitz]

[catchymemes]

[injuries-in-dust]

I’m gonna guess that they aren’t normally allowed to sit on the furniture.

[theirisianprincess]

I love how, in the absence of Perry The Platypus, Heinz Doofenshmirtz immediately goes to antagonize the most competent child with a hat on in his vicinity.

[ahrva]

these tags. I can’t

[smolmeg]

wake up babe new jesus just dropped

[bizarrobrain]

“Love your enemies! For they are tasty! Prey on those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his waters to both the evil and the good, and he sends storms on the just and the unjust alike.”

[electrichandyman]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[everythingfox]

The best vibrating bed money can buy

[mevil]

[everythingfox]

[pictures-of-dogs]

POOL PARTY

[aflo]

why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

[grimeclown]

“Rise and grind?” What are you grinding on? Cock?

[aflo]

early bird gets the "worm?"

[grimeclown]

Maybe a little too eager to please your manager… hoping for something more?

[aflo]

ohh... you're a hustler, eh?

[0v9]

what do you even need all that money for? to take men on dates?

[volcanodumpbox]

“just thought i’d come in early” come in what? another man?

[pathologising]

stopp omg why are primary care doctors like "girl theres nothing wrong with you" and then you convince them to write the referral and you finally see a specialist and the specialist is like "goddamn you got syndrome"

[talesfromtreatment]

I have never in my life had a kitten react this negatively to swaddling. Fully feral 8 week olds tolerate it better than this 10 day old kitten. Warning: he is LOUD and sounds like he's being tortured.

You can imagine how much fun tube feeding him is right now....

This is the same baby that was growling at me so it appears to be a native personality thing. He's going to be a delightful adult cat at the vet.... Maybe I should change his name to "eternal gabapentin"

[smittyandsaturn]

wahwah

[ghost-in-the-shul]

You WRAP Nettle?! You wrap Nettle like the shawarma?!!? Oh! Oh!!! Jail for human! Jail for one billion years!!!

[justpastryvideos]

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[wickedcriminal]

[krystal-prisms]

Comments on chocolate guy’s YouTube: omg this is amazing he’s so talented!

Comments on chocolate guy videos on tumblr: it’s that fucking chocolate guy again, babe wake up it’s that fucking chocolate guy again, ma come out it’s that fucking chocolate guy again

[dailyraccoons]