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This scene plays out exactly two days after this:
“Hey! Yeah, Talia, It’s me Jay.”
“No, Bruce hasn’t been causing me any trouble, um- it’s actually the opposite problem. You… you know post-nut clarity? I think I’m getting post-lazarus clarity. You know?”
“Yeah… Talia, you kinda failed to mention all the shit that had changed in Gotham while I was gone. Like sure I have a replacement now whoop dee doo! But like- I also apparently have a charity named after me? All proceeds go to refurbishing crime alley- and apparently it’s been so successful that most kids I knew back then are now working in Wayne Industries. So- And you know that’s not the only thing? I have a park now. Like a genuine park named after me. With a statue of me in the center of a god damn water fountain. My favorite gargoyle was moved to the entrance of the park. Fucking hell Talia- I HAVE A MENU ITEM AT BATBURGER. NOT ROBIN. NOT RED HOOD. LIKE GENUINELY JASON PETER TODD HAS A FUCKING MENU ITEM THERE! IT WAS BASED ON HOW I WOULD EAT IT ON PATROL- I DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMPUTE THIS INFORMATION TALIA!”
Unpopular opinion but literally not one person in the world should have their human rights violated
If one person's rights can be waved away, so can yours
yes, even those people.
Fuck it, adding on: This is why it's frustrating to see criminal defense lawyers getting a bad rep.
The right to a fair trial is a human right. In practice, a fair trial necessitates a lawyer. This means that even if somebody committed the worst crimes you could possibly imagine, they still deserve a lawyer.
Somebody has to defend them as a matter of human rights. As one of my professors said, way back in my first semester at uni: "Everybody deserves to have somebody in their corner."
nb the source of criminal defense attorneys getting a bad rep is always, always copaganda. same with the incredibly bullshit narrative of “if you didn’t do anything wrong then why do you need a lawyer?” the purpose of both these terrible stupid pro-cop arguments are to deny you your legal rights.
Someone else said it very well here on this website:
A government whose people lose their rights once they become criminals has a very vested interest in making their critics criminals.
The fact Tim and Damian's rivalry start as soon as he arrives the manor... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (ps: can we have childhood friend barbara and adopted cass, steph, and duke as well?)
I was just about to show the others. 🤗
Not adopted (yet), bt here u go their childhood.
What if boys were adopted since baby
except Damian.
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+ The third panel is Dick! It can be confused bt he's not Bruce. Is the oldest
the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments
HOW COULD YOU FORGET
This one hit immediately after reblogging and I type this and there are many more
Karl in Homer and Deliah
Marge on the Lamb
Lisa’s future polycule
The JOHN WATERS EPISODE
The Rupaul episode
Smithers and Michael
This Bart scene
The GAY STEEL MILL
if you dont ship it then you’re lying
the entire staff of the simpsons ships it so you might as well too thats all im sayin man
i’m a little stressed rn so i wanted to draw bruce putting on clark’s flannel when he thinks no one is looking…. and dick <3
Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s
And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights
Thank God someone paved the way for them…
if you think jk was the first woman author, you don’t actually care about women authors.
Mary Shelley didnt fuck on her parents graves for this level of disrespect
Murasaki Shikibu didn’t invent the novel for this.
Christine de Pizan did not sit down at her desk and write The Book of the City of Ladies, advocating for women’s education and finding value in women of all social classes and backgrounds, in 1405 for this.
🎶SHAHARIZADE HAD A THOUSAND TALES🎶
This……….isn’t even true in 20th century fantasy or childrens books? Pierce, Lackey, Applegate, McCaffrey, Bradley, Butler, whomst?
Casual reminder that
a woman was the first known author/poet in 2300BC - Enheduanna
the first novel in recorded history was written by a woman in 1010AD - Murasaki Shikibu
the earliest example of science fiction was written by a woman in 1666 - Margaret Cavendish
horror science fiction was popularised by a teenage girl in 1818 - Mary Shelley
a Scotswoman expanded childrens’ stories from moralising tales into anarchic adventures in the mid 1800s, well before it became popular in the early 20th century - Catherine Sinclair
the masked/costumed hero archetype that inspired Batman and Zorro was created by a woman in 1905 - Baroness Emma Orczy
And while she is problematic as all get out, we all know who is to blame for popularising Boarding School fiction (which is a huge inspiration of She Who Must Not Be Named) from the 1930s onwards - Enid Blyton
And do I even need to mention what a badass pioneer Ursula Le Guin was for women author in the fantasy/sci-fi genre?
Not to mention Agatha Christie is literally second only to Shakespeare in terms of works sold – 4 billion compared to JKR’s paltry 500 million
Mary Shelly did what
Mary.Shelly.Lost.Her.Virginity.On.Her.Parent’s.Grave.
Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave. Her father was still very much alive.
She did what now?
We have female authors who published before Rowling here on Tumblr. @dduane, for example! I read her Star Trek novels from the 80s and 90s as a kid/teen.
Octavia E. Butler wrote probably the most accurate dystopian novel in the form of Parable of the Sower.
I actually made it comic form lmao this was fun
can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy
It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:
If you marry a good-time girl
A joyful woman known to her town,
If she is wayward,
and revels in the moment,
do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;
joyfulness is what marks calm water.
yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total
Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old
Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.
Sometimes I see extremely angry, defensive reactions to writers/artists/etc. in fandom saying, "Hey, if you like the things we make, why not let us know with a reblog or short comment?" and all I can think is, "Wow, thanks for perfectly illustrating that scene from Good Omens."
#fandom is a community. not a commodity
^ Love that tag
Totaly agreed with this
Still very haunted by the idea of a young! Justice League AU.
They come across each other with an intentional, common goal. It feels like coincidence, but it also doesn’t. It’s destiny at work.
When Clark is 18, spoon-fed good manners, tall like a tree who thinks it’s a flower, sunshine laughing in his blood, he gently carries two cows back in the barn when he hears it.
Buildings decomposing. Faint, blaring cars dying. Soft whispers of ‘please please— oh god — I don’t want to die— what is that? What is that?!’
Metropolis cracks open. There’s a wound in the sky the police, the army, cannot heal. He tried calling. No one picked up.
It’s wide and scary and red and bleeds violently and Clark is so scared — but if he can survive being Perry White’s intern, he can survive this.
He grabs his Pa’s red flannel, ties it across his midsection, and flies faster than fear.
Clark learns two things that day.
1) He hits good, but he can’t throw a punch to save his life.
2) The scariest boy in the world has eyes that could make oceans cry.
I’m thinking of estranged Batkids being jealous of Bruce’s romantic Partner. Especially if it’s someone they never thought he would date. Someone like Hal.
The first ones to estrange were Jason and Dick. They had one of their big blow up arguments with Bruce. Probably caused by something so small they can’t even remember it anymore. And after they ignored Bruce’s calls for weeks and were finally ready to talk, those calls stopped coming.
Then it came with Steph and Duke. They were so mad at Bruce. He wasn’t their parent and he shouldn’t always act like he is. So they distance themselves from him.
Tim’s estrangement wasn’t really on purpose. Tim just got his own department. Well not his own completely, but he is living with his boyfriend. And every time he mentioned going to the manor or hanging out with Bruce, Bernard intervened. Bernard’s boyfriend is not gonna hang out with the man who always gets him hurt. And after trying again and again Bruce just gave up.
Damian’s estrangement was probably the most hurtful. Not because he loved his biological son more, but because Damian was the only one left at that point. But just a simple fight on patrol that escalated into “YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER! YOU ARE ONLY THE DONOR OF MY MOTHER! MY FATHER IS THE ONE WHO MADE ME ROBIN! BECAUSE HE TRUSTS ME WITH MY OWN DECISIONS!” and while Damian felt bad about it in the morning afterwards he was far to proud to apologize yet. And a few days later Father told him that there was a new custody arrangement and he can stay with Dick from now on.
The only kid not estranged from Bruce was Cass, but she was so often in Hong Kong, Bruce only saw her every few months.
And Alfred had already been dead for a while.
Of course Bruce is in a deep black hole. But he got a light to guide him out of it in the form of Hal.
Hal who has seen all the ways Bruce can be an ass (as Hal puts it “a very good looking ass but and ass nonetheless) and still chooses him. Who has seen all the ugly sides of Bruce and likes them.
So after a year and a half of dating they decided to make it public.
Which is when the trouble beginns.
All the Batkids (-Cass) are meeting in Blüdhaven for Dinner at Dicks place.
The TV is running and the food not finished yet. The flat is full too. Jason is cooking while Dick is setting the table. But Dick is missing two cups.
“Damian, get me 2 cups please?” he calls out to the 13-year-old
“I’m watching the news, right now” is the answer he gets back
“Damian! Come here now, it’s just 2 cups and then you can sit down again.”
“Ugh. Fine”
As Damian gets the cups the news start with a brand new story.
“Billionaire Bruce Wayne has just announced his retirement from Bachelorhood as he introduced us to his partner of 1,5 years”
What? Everyone’s eyes are on the TV now.
It shows Bruce standing in front of a mountain of paparazzi. And next to him was… Hal Jordan??
And Hal had an arm wrapped around Bruce’s waist. He didn’t look the least bit nervous. No Hal Jordan looked like that cat that got the cream.
And when Hal looked at Bruce there were almost stars in his eyes.
Hal looked at Bruce as though he was the best thing in the galaxy or even further.
Dinner it was quiet. Nobody wanted to talk about it.
—…—…—…—…—…—…—…—…—…—…—…
Que a list of events the kids get jealous of Hal.
Bruce and Hal being seen in the Gotham Zoo feeding the elephants. Especially one named Zitka,jr seems to like them. (Has Damian and Dick definitely not fuming, that definitely wasn’t their thing with Bruce)
Bruce and Hal playing Basketball in a local park with some of the kids there. Laughing at each other. Bruce complimenting Hal for his skills and the man lighting up even more. (Duke and Steph are NOT jealous, that’s just their usual spot. The one they always went to with Bruce. And now Bruce is going there with Hal and not with them. It’s no big deal.)
Bruce and Hal being seen going home from an antique book store near Park Row and interviewed right then and there. “We each bought a book we thought the other would like and now we’re each gonna read the book the other bought for us and then discuss them.” answers Hal the reporters. (Jason isn’t crying out of anger! He’s just cut a lot of onions in his room before and they still make him tear up sometimes. He is not sad and angry about Bruce doing something with Hal he has always done with Jason before he died.)
Hal being seen at a jeweler buying Bruce a watch saying to the paparazzi questioning him “It’s just a watch, not a ring. He has the same one already but it’s broken and he never wears it. He just gets sad looking at it and I decided to buy him a new one to replace the broken one with” (Tim is not crying either. His Dad is just gonna replace the Father’s Day gift Tim had given him. Replace the broken with something better. Tim is NOT jealous at all)
And so, Cass returns from Hong Kong, and she couldn't understand why everyone is so sad.
She's been spending time with Bruce and Hal. She thinks Hal is a good choice for Bruce, even if it's a rather unexpected one.
She was even invited to dinner by Dick, and she doesn't understand why they've been doing nothing but bashing both Bruce and Hal the whole time.
"I'm just saying," Stephanie continued, "How long can it last? A few months? I mean, give Jordan time and he'll be gone too..."
"Why?" Cass's voice surprised everyone. They looked at her blankly.
Stephanie sneered, "Come on, you know the old man, he's a manwhore, obviously..."
"No, why you want dad to be unhappy," Cassandra said again, and she noticed the pain at the word, as if it were taboo.
She really didn't understand. Damian also seemed to hate calling Bruce dad, and it made no sense.
"Of course we don't want him to be unhappy, just..."
"Just that you're acting like children," Cassandra continued, eyes narrowed, observing. Barbara had always said to watch how others acted, more than what they said. You can't always rely on words, especially not in their family.
"You're jealous."
"Who, us? Don't bullshit..."
"You're jealous because dad is happy with someone other than you," Cassandra continued, mercilessly. Jason blanched, as the girl continued, "You all distanced yourself from him, didn't return his calls, got angry because he treated you like sons..."
"I didn't distance myself!" Tim snapped, but Cassandra tilted her head slightly, "But you let Bernard make the decision for you. And you're still together. Just...why? Do you love him more than dad? If anyone had done that to me, the relationship would have ended. And it did."
Tim remained very calm at that point. Damian clenched his fists, "He left me with Richard. Clearly, he doesn't want me anymore."
"No, dad arranged new custody papers after you called him a sperm donor to his face and said Dick was your father. Why are you surprised he sent you to him after all? It was clear who you loved more. Or is your pride more important than hurting dad?"
At that point, the anger left Damian, replaced by shame, because that was exactly what had happened. He had chosen pride, and it had never occurred to him to stoop to apologizing.
Cassandra then turned to Stephanie and Duke, "You hated him because he tried to be a parent. But now you miss him. Why? For the attention? Or because maybe you could have another parent? That's the thing I understand least. He took you in without ever asking, and yet... you treated him like he was the one who gassed your parents, Duke, or gave your mom drugs. Why?"
And they wished they had a decent answer, they really wished they had. Unfortunately, they didn't.
Then she looked at Dick and Jason again, "You guys had such a stupid argument you don't even remember why you didn't talk to him anymore. Dad tried to call you, you ignored him. He stopped, and you ignored him again. You wanted him to continue, but... what was the point? Why keep looking for people who don't want you?"
"We were ready," Jason hissed, but Cassandra replied, "Then why didn't you call? Why does Dad always have to be the first to apologize?" Cassandra then got up from the table and stared at them, her black eyes, eyes so similar to Bruce's that it hurt to look back at him, "The solution was within reach, but none of you want to acknowledge it. It would have been enough to apologize and treat him with a minimum of grace. He's not perfect, but he loves us. And if he makes a mistake, he apologizes. Why was that never enough for you?"
"You're always in Hong Kong, don't you know..."
"I'll stay," this surprised everyone. "For the next year, I've decided to stay in Gotham. At the Manor. I have nothing to deal to in Hong Kong, and I want to take a long vacantion."
"You're staying in Gotham? At the Manor?! Why?" And Stephanie's surprise was louder than a hundred fireworks.
Cassandra, with all the simplicity in the world, replied, "I missed my dad, and I wanted to spend time with him. I think I'll get to know Jordan better, too. He's a good person."
"You can't do that..."
"Why not, Tim? Bruce is my dad too, you know. And nothing stops me from seeing him."
Then, more sternly, she added, "If that's not the case for you, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you can't choose him yet."
Love your addition!!
@loonstar4477 happy you liked it! Now I hope someone add Hal's pov and the total "fuck with him, and you won't even remember your name after I finished with you"
Again, not a Batlantern shipper, but Imagine Jason is the one who tries to talk to Bruce first, and obviously things aren't going well: Jason is in a strange mix of anger and insecurity, he can't be happy for his father, and even though he was the one who approached Batman outside of his patrol route, he acts as if Bruce is the worst human being in the world.
The argument escalates to the point that Jason shoots Batman.
Two seconds, and the horror of what he's done settles in him.
Two seconds, to realize they're in an alley, on Park Row, and that Bruce will die like his parents.
Two seconds, and Jason would go back to being a murderer, if Hal hadn't intervened, created a shield, and saved Bruce.
And oh boy, Green Lantern's fury makes them fear he's about to transform back into Parallelax.
"I don't care about your daddy issues, Hood. Hell, I'm a walking poster child for unresolved daddy issues myself. But try a stunt like this again, and all of Batman's efforts to rehabilitate you with the JL will have been for nothing. You think Arkham sucks? You have no idea what it's like on OA. Thank your dad you're still here. But try that again, kid, and I won't be so forgiving."
And from there, Hal realizes how messed up Bruce's family is and becomes a hundred times more present. If one of those fuckers thinks he can show up and cause trouble, they'll have to deal with him first. He didn't become a Green Lantern by accident, after all.
(Just a little scenario, if someone will come up with something better... @occasionalauthoring, @whatalovelydaytodie @nikiexe0 @imsorrybruce )
I lowkey love this.
Now imagine scenarios where Hal confronts the other kids. Plus, what's up with Bernard why does he think Tim keeps getting injured because of Bruce, does he know how Tim started out as Robin 😭😭, Pretty sure he was giving Bruce mini heart attacks when he first came out on the field 😬
"That's not okay, baby."
"Leave it, Hal." He glares at Bruce, pausing his pacing at the foot of his bed.
"He shot you."
Bruce hesitates, something broken crossing his face, before it becomes a blank slate once more. "He was upset."
"He—" Hal glares at Bruce, using all of his willpower not to hunt down his kids-in-law. Almost in law. Bruce doesn't know about the other ring Hal has.
"He was upset," Hal repeats, slow, deliberate. "When someone is upset, they cry, Bruce. When someone is a budding psychopath, that's when they try to kill their family."
"Don't you dare."
"Why? Why protect him, Bruce? He shot you!"
"I'm fine."
"Because I was there. He aimed for the links to your armour, Bruce, he knew exactly where to shoot so the Kevlar couldn't stop it. That's planned, that's deliberate."
"Habit," Bruce dismisses quietly.
Hal clenches a fist, letting the meaning of the words flow through him. As calmly as he can manage, he walks over and scoots onto the medical cot next to Bruce. He doesn't care if he's uninjured, the man is staying down here so Hal can monitor his vitals. He's seen the way Clark visibly listens after Bruce gets into a spat with one of his kids, and sure enough, his vitals are all over the place, the monitor muted but still showing graphs, because it kept sounding alarms.
"How often does Jason point a gun at you?"
Bruce doesn't answer right away, rubbing his thumb over Hal's knuckles in a slow pattern. Self soothing. Using Hal to ground himself. So, as much as he'd like an answer, Hal lets him come to it at his own pace.
"A lot. They make him feels safe, so he doesn't like to leave them behind. So, when I make him mad. They're to hand. He's expressive, he talks with his hands, so... sometimes he picks it up as well. And he talks with his gun."
Hal leans in, feels Bruce tense against him, waits for the tension to keep out of his shoulders again, then kisses his head. "That's not okay, baby. You have to understand that."
"They make him feel safe."
"They make you feel like you're not safe. And tonight, he proved you're not."
"He didn't—"
"He did. Bruce." Hal hates to cross Bruce's boundaries, but he cups Bruce's chin, and tips it up, forcing their gazes to meet. "I am asking you, please. Please let me take care of this. Don't just let this slide by, there has to be consequences." Bruce closes his eyes, pained, and Hal presses his lips to his head again, apologetic.
"He was upset."
"That's an excuse. Please."
"Okay," Bruce breathes, after long enough that Hal was scared he'd have to watch this pass by.
"Thank you." Bruce tips his head up, and Hal grants him the kiss, sinking his fingers into the salt-and-pepper locks brushed back from his face, relishing in Bruce being alive. "Thank you."
Later, Hal leaves Bruce to sleep in their room— Bruce's room, and walks out into the hallway, finding Cassandra curled up outside the door. She stirs when he steps out, and blinks at the early morning light filtering in. Hal feels his chest clench at the sight, and has to stop himself from reaching out to stroke her hair back from her face. She's not his daughter. He doesn't even think of her like she is. ....yet. But he loves her, he thinks.
"How is he?"
Hal chews his cheek, reigning in the desire to insult Bruce. Their banter, their bickering hasn't faded since getting together, but they're both getting better at knowing when isn't the time. "Spooky is...himself."
"He can't stop me from going to Jason," she says, firm, and he offers her a sad smile, guiding her away from the closed door.
"He won't. I have permission. I'm not sure he'll want you involved, but he said I can deal with it."
Cassandra wrings her hands. "He's scared."
"I think it shook him up more than he wants to admit."
"I'm going to help."
"....Okay."
—
Hal raps his knuckles on the flat door, and waits. No one answers, even if he can hear people inside, and Cass nods at him, before crouching and picking the lock.
The door swings open, and the occupants of Dick's apartment rush to face them, relaxing when they see Cass, then tensing again when they spot Hal just behind her. He waggles his fingers in greeting, offering a cheery grin.
"Hey, kiddos."
It earns him several eye rolls, and Dick gives him a tight smile. "Sorry, Hal, not a great time. Family matters, you understand."
"I do," he assures, and closes the door behind him. "Which is why I will be staying. We have family matters to discuss."
There's a scoff, and he looks at Tim, who's nursing busted knuckles with an ice pack. "Cute," he sneers. "Just because you're fucking Bruce doesn't mean you're family."
"No. The fact I'm going to marry him means I'm family." The room reacts, but he keeps going, bowling over any rejections he can't be bothered listening to. "His, at least. Your sister's? Up to her. But you? That depends on whether you lot can get your shit together."
"Get out, Lantern." Dick grabs another ice pack from his kitchen, holding it to his own bruised fist, and glares at him. "We don't have time for whatever this is. Leave, or be removed."
"What happened to you?" Hal asks, allowing himself some sentimentality for a moment. "You were the sweetest kid. You worshipped Bruce. The Dynamic Duo, Batman and Robin."
"Lantern—"
"Now you can't talk to the man you call your father without spitting in his face, and trampling on his love for you."
"Things change. Bruce changed."
"So did you."
"I grew up. I got smarter."
"You got bitter. That's all this is. Bitterness, old grudges, petty reasons to tear down Bruce again, and again, and again."
"You don't know anything—"
"I know Jason is hiding from me, and you're protecting him when he tried to kill Bruce last night. I know that you are harbouring the man that tried to kill your father, and would have, if I wasn't there. You're welcome." Dick glares at him, and Hal glares right back. "Unless... maybe you wish I didn't? Maybe you wish Jason had just finished the job, huh? Maybe—"
Dick lunges for him, and Hal knocks him back with a construct, trapping him against the wall. "Fuck you, Jordan," he snarls.
From the doorway next to the writhing figure, Jason steps out, holding up a hand. "He's not harbouring me, you walking glowstick. You don't protect people by beating the shit out of them." Hal looks at the young man's face, a kaleidoscope of bruises, the way one hand rests slightly like he's supporting a few more bruises. Or his ribs are broken.
"You deserved every punch, you moronic—" Dick waves a hand, calling Tim off like the owner of an attack dog, and Hal reevaluates the offensive injuries he's seen. Maybe they're not from patrol, like he assumed.
"What do you want?" Jason grouches, and Hal lets Dick down off the wall, clasping his hands.
"I want to talk about what the fuck possessed you to shoot Bruce last night. Aiming between the Kevlar plates, so he'd bleed out in minutes—"
A gust of wind sweeps through the room, and Hal greets the Kryptonian with a simple nod. "Clark."
He shouldn't be so intimidating in flannel pyjamas, but his natural bulk, and the glowing red eyes pinning Jason in place more than make up for the alien's questionable wardrobe. "You shot Bruce?" He growls.
"Can we—"
"Kal-El." The Kryptonian stiffens at his house name, but Hal needed his attention. He gives the other man a look, now isn't the time. "Please, go to the Watchtower and update some files. Red Hood is now a Priority One Gotham Rogue, and is to be kept away from Batman at all costs."
Clark's head moves eerily slowly between Hal and Jason, face giving nothing away. "Yes, I think that's best." He's gone in a blink, and Jason leans himself against the wall, pale.
"You can't do that."
"I can."
"Priority One?" Stephanie questions, speaking for the first time. "That's too far."
"I disagree," he says mildly.
Duke rolls his eyes. "Green Lantern on a power trip. What a surprise."
"Bruce's kids being self-important little shits. What a surprise. Oh, wait—"
"I'm not his kid."
"I'm not his kid."
"—you're not his kids. Right." They both look surprised he said the same thing as them, and he gives a sharp smile. "That line's getting old, no?"
"I told you," Cassandra hisses, speaking up. He easily cedes the floor, while she glares at the pair. "It is not his fault you suffered. You are wicked, to make it his fault."
"Bruce might not have handed Mum the needle, but he's the reason she was told I was dead."
"He saved you from Black Mask. You're mad at Leslie."
"Don't you talk about Leslie—"
"What do you know, Cass?" Duke interrupts. "You spend most of your time in Hong Kong. You're not here to see how he treats us."
"I watch him love you. I watch him try, and try, and try, then I watch you try to have him bleed out exactly where his parents did." She spits the last bit towards Jason, who cringes, ducking his head, and missing the way the room becomes frigid.
"You shot him in Park Row?" Damian hisses. Hal barely holds in his startle, the kid wasn't in here a few seconds ago. "There? Do I need to put you back in the Pit, are you brain damaged beyond repair?"
"I told you, I didn't mean to," Jason whispers, face in his hands.
Hal decides to talk the wheel again, and takes a step forward, ignoring the way the room seems ready to collectively jump their brother. "See, Jason, I think you did."
"What?"
"I think you did mean to shoot Bruce. I'm not sure you meant to kill him, but I think you did mean to shoot him. I wouldn't be surprised if you'd done it before, and Bruce just refused to tell me. But I think you didn't care about shooting him. I think you cared about teaching him a lesson, cared about setting a frankly unreasonable boundary, because Bruce goes out of his way to respect all of yours, for all of you, and a retaliation like that.... I think you wanted Bruce to listen to you. I think you wanted to give him a lesson to remember. And I think the only other people who think like that are the ones you pound into the pavement every night. I think you are so consumed by your hatred for a man who loves you— no, not the boy who died, you, that you've forgotten who you were years ago. Someone that fights for the good, for the victims, for the ones who can't fight for themselves. You were like that before Robin, before Bruce, he tells me. Surely death didn't take that from you? Being kind?"
He has to pull himself back, stop himself from going too far. He can't break Bruce's trust in him to handle this.
"I don't know your reasons for shooting Bruce, I barely got there when you shot him, but that is why you are a Priority One, Hood. Because you can't be trusted with him."
"You."
He looks at Cassandra, who takes his hand gently. "They were jealous. Seeing you and Bruce on the news."
Hal clenches his hand, realising too late he's crushing her hand, but she just looks at him with pitying eyes. "Right. How dare Bruce be happy. He doesn't deserve it."
None of them meet his eyes. "You're done," he hisses. "Bruce is mine, I'm not letting you hurt him. Get better, or stay away. It's not like you were planning on coming back anyway."
He storms out before he can do something stupid, go too far, break Bruce's trust in him to handle this sensibly. In the hallway, he realises he dragged Cassandra with him, and lets go of her hand, stumbling back. "Shit. Shit, I'm sorry, Cassandra."
"Breathe." She tilts her head, studying him. "We should leave. Come on."
She leads him up to the roof and taps his ring, so he lets her arrange herself, then takes them soaring through the sky, until they're touching down in the manor's gardens some time later, and he stumbles away from her to throw up in a bush.
"You did good."
"Why do they hate him?"
"They struggle. I don't understand. They love him, but it gets...twisted."
"Yeah, it's fucking twisted alright." He spits, grimacing, and stands up on shaky legs.
In the distance, he sees a door open, and he knows Bruce's figure too well. "Thank you for coming with me."
"I love Bruce. You are a part of him now."
He blinks at her. "That's really romantic."
"You love him. You keep backing out of giving him the ring. It will only take time."
"How did you know?" He asks, futile.
She just smiles. "It's pretty. You chose well. I like it."
Hal looks at her, at Bruce close now, and orders: "Don't you dare tell him." Then he turns to meet Bruce, who's looking at him with a furrow in his brow.
He passes along a glass of water, giving the rose bush a pointed look, so Hal rinses his mouth out, while Bruce drifts to Cass, leaning on her.
"Thanks, babe."
"Are you okay?" He murmurs quietly, lips barely moving, eyes roving intensely over him.
"I'm fine. And it's handled." Bruce just nods, tensing, but he doesn't ask any questions.
"Fun day?" Cass asks, distracting him.
Bruce sways into her, and presses his lips to her forehead. "Whatever you want princess." She tucks herself under his arm, and Bruce grabs Hal's hand, pulling him along with them. He squeezes it, falling into step beside them.
Maybe, when Bruce is feeling a bit better, he'll get that ring out again. Maybe one day his kids will pull their shit together.
But for now....Hal has a feeling the three of them will be just fine on their own.
Whoops I thought I'd already posted this.
When Hal and Cassandra left, no one spoke. The silence was heavy, heavy with things left unsaid, things people were afraid to say, or things no one had the courage to say out loud. The spell was broken by Stephanie.
"You can do something, can't you, Dick? You can take that damn thing away..."
"No," Dick's voice was final, brooking no reply. The girl looked at him, astonished.
"No?" she repeated, incredulous. "Do you really want everyone on Jason's ass..."
"I don't want Jason anywhere near Bruce again," Dick said sharply. He glared at his brother. "I hate to say it, but Jordan was right about one thing. Jason mustn't go near Bruce."
"Oh, come on, it was an accident, you know how Bruce triggers Jason..." Duke tried to defend the young man, but Dick squeaked, "Oh, yeah, I know. Too bad Jason chose to be triggered, went to Bruce, chose to fight, and then he shot Bruce in damned Park Row."
Dick ran his hand through his hair, his expression conflicted. "Jason, I'm willing to burn down the world to keep you warm. But you...you were about to kill him."
Jason closed his eyes. It was hard to remember the last time he'd looked so pathetic, so young. Jason exhaled, "I didn't mean to kill him."
"You almost did," Damian said, without any sympathy. "You provoked him. Then you almost killed him."
"I know!" Jason shouted, his eyes almost too green, so much so that Stephanie and Duke instinctively stepped in front of Damian.
Jason clenched his fists and tremblingly repeated, "I know, I screwed up. And the worst part... I didn't care if I hurt him. I didn't care where we were. I wanted him to see my point."
"And what would that have been?" Jason didn't answer. Dick answered for him. "I think Jordan already answered that for you. There's not much we can do. Jason will never be able to meet Bruce again, especially with weapons at his disposal."
"I would never go to him unarmed!" Jason snapped, and Dick looked at him sadly. "That's precisely the problem, don't you think? You deserve to feel safe, just as Bruce deserves not to risk his life because of you. Jason... I'm sorry..."
"Why? Who cares if Bruce has a new guard dog? Who cares if I'm a threat to the Justice League? I don't care! He and Jordan can go to hell! I don't want to see him rubbing in my face how much happier he is without me around!"
"Wow, call that self-centeredness..." Tim said softly. He was interrupted by the ringing of his phone. He ignored it, waiting for the person to get the memo and leave it alone. But whoever it was, it continued for at least five minutes, irritating Stephanie, who said, "Hey, maybe it's important. Aren't you answering?"
"No one important," Tim said stubbornly. "Don't worry."
"It doesn't seem like it. You're mad at Ber..."
Tim glared at her. "It's nobody. Forget it."
"Hard to ignore it when it keeps blaring like the trumpets of doom!"
"Instead of worrying about my personal life, why don't you call your mother? Since when haven't you spoken to her?"
Stephanie looked as if she'd been punched in the stomach. "That's low even for you, Tim."
"Oh, so you haven't only stopped caring about Bruce, but about her too. And what's your excuse? You can't tell her she's not your mother!"
"Bruce is not my father!" Stephanie replied, full of spite. "Don't pretend you too that he is!"
Tim shouted, "No, but he was a hundred times more of a father than that Arthur Brown! He never laid a hand on you! But you obviously prefer men who treat you like shit to good people!"
"What are you, Bruce Wayne's champion now? You, the one who emancipated yourself at seventeen?"
"I didn't choose to walk out of his life!" Tim shouted, and then his phone finally stopped ringing. "Unlike you, I wasn't given any choice! It just happened to me! It was like a frog in boiling water! It happened so gradually I didn't even realize it! And now Bruce hates me, he's replaced me, and I've lost a dad again!"
They all stared at him, speechless, as Tim gasped, more from the emotional strain of saying out loud things he'd kept buried so deeply he could ignore their existence than from the physical effort.
Then, softly, Dick said, "Bruce doesn't hate you."
"Oh, and you know that, don't you? You talked to him... oh no, you pretend to be his child's father and wait for him to come to you and beg you to come back. New flash, Dick. He's done it before, more than once, and you never listened. Good for you! Now you're a father, you're a responsible person! You're your own hero without Batman! Now he's got someone better to replace you..."
The blow came so suddenly, almost no one saw it. Tim stepped back, blood staining his entire lower face, and Dick realized a second too late what he'd done. He tried to say, "Tim, I..."
But Tim held up a hand, preventing him from getting any closer. "Save it for someone who believes your shit, Dick. You give Bruce a lot of shit for being an asshole, but you're worse. Bruce had his moments, but he never punched me because I contradicted him."
Tim turned to Damian, "There, don't take a leaf out of your father's book on how to deal with problems, brat."
"Richard's not my father," Damian hissed, low, as if afraid to say it out loud.
Tim croaked, "Too bad you didn't say it before, huh? He's your guardian now, and he's...oh, yeah...the one who most deserves the title of father because he made you Robin. That's what you said, wasn't it?"
Damian remained perfectly still. Dick tried again, "Tim, let me see your nose..."
"No, I'm fine. I'll go to..." He hesitated, a long moment, then said, "I'll go to the hospital and say I had an accident or something."
"What, you don't want to show it to Bernard?" Stephanie mocked him, with a hint of cruelty.
Tim looked at her blankly. "I don't remember how this is something you should care about."
"We're..."
"What? Friends? Family? Why would we be a family, Steph? I'm curious to hear your reasoning."
Stephanie pressed her lips into a thin line. She refused to answer. Because if she did, she'd have to admit she owed Bruce a debt, that he'd given her a purpose, people to love, to call her own...and then she'd walked away as soon as he'd become too present. Because an absent father was one thing. But a father who wanted her and could see how broken she was? No, damn it.
Duke interjected, "Just because you were one of his favorites doesn't mean it was the same with us..."
"And tell me, what did Bruce do that was so terrible that he made people hate him?
Sorry he's wasn't perfect like your dad, sorry he hasn't known you all his life. He tried to understand you, and you made it impossible. What terrible abuse did he subject you or one of us to to make us hate him so much? Was he trying to give orders? Was he overbearing? What a shame that's what a leader has to do! Not that you'd know, you've never had a team of your own to manage, and that's a good thing, because if they'd treated you the way you treated Bruce because they didn't want to follow orders, you wouldn't have known how to handle him!"
The phone rang again, and Tim, angrily, grabbed it and slammed it to the ground, destroying it before everyone's eyes.
He continued speaking, "Keep spewing insults and slurs, calling me and Cass Bruce's puppets. I don't care. Because at the end of the day, we all lost, and now he's going to have a new family and it'll be like we never existed!"
"Jordan has no kids," Stephanie wrinkled her nose, and Tim looked at her like she was stupid. "Someone didn't do their research. Jordan has an eight-year-old niece. Her name is Helen. She doesn't live with him... not yet. How much do you want to bet that as soon as he hears about her, Bruce will encourage Hal to ask for full custody like he's been meaning to do for years? A new little girl at Wayne Manor, one who won't hold any ill will toward Bruce, who will have a cool big sister and be..."
"A pretender," Damian growled angrily. "She'll never be a real Wayne!"
"And what does that matter to you? You are an Al Ghoul... or a Grayson? What's your name these days?"
"I'm Damian Al Ghoul Wayne..."
"No, not since he signed the custody papers," Tim said, pointing to Dick. "Not since you claimed Bruce no longer had any rights to you. Face it, Damian. These are the consequences of your actions. You're not Bruce's anymore."
He stood up straight, wiped the blood with the back of his hand, and looked at everyone critically. "None of us are his anymore. And if you're expecting an invitation to the wedding... I'm sorry to disappoint you, but there won't be any. Dick won't have his place of honor next to the groom...not that he cares, does he?"
No one said a word. Tim gulped down to laugh. "Yeah, just as I thought."
With that, he walked away, leaving them to brood.
Stephanie muttered, "Who cares about the wedding? I wouldn't have gone anyway."
"Yeah, me neither," Duke agreed. "It'll be like with Selina and he'll be left alone at the altar."
"Having seen it once, there's no need to see him again. It will be the same again. Jordan will see how fucked up Bruce is and he will fly away!"
"Yeah..." Duke tried to be supportive, but he started to feel like crap. "Are we really hoping Bruce will be humiliated in front of everyone just because we don't win?"
"What? That's not it..."
"Steph, I don't want to say it, but...it sounds just like that..."
"No, we're not like that. We're heroes. It's Bruce who deserves..."
"Deserves what?" Dick asked coldly. "Go on, Stephanie. What does Bruce deserve?"
Suddenly, Stephanie was at a loss for words. She stammered, "Come on... you know it too... someone like him... I mean..."
"Steph, it seems like you're just trying to spite him at all costs," Duke said delicately. "I... maybe Cass is right..."
"Cass isn't right! Bruce is nothing for me!"
"Then why do you hope so much that he'll suffer? It's not normal!"
"Because... you know why..."
"No, he doesn't know..." Dick said, as she trembled. "And you don't know either."
"I..."
"Everyone go home," Dick said, pointing to the door. "There's not much we can do. Jason's on the Justice League's hit list, Bruce's getting married, and we'll have our lives. That's all."
"And are you okay with that, Goldie?" Jason asked, raising his eyebrow. "Are you okay with it ending like this?"
Yes. No. He didn't know.
Dick hated Bruce. That man had taken everything from him. He had taken his father away from him...but it was a lie.
Dick had taken him away from himself, over and over again, and now there would be no place for him in Bruce's sight, because he had returned himself away violently, leaving a wound he hoped would never heal, bleeding and painful.
But that's the thing about wounds: they healed. The pain passed, the memory remained, but one moved on. And he had condemned himself to be just a memory in Bruce's life.
A painful memory to think about wistfully but not to dwell on because it was gone. He was just a memory now.
They all were.
zukka au where aunt wu looks straight at sokka and instead of telling him that his future is full of pain and anguish caused by his own hand, she tells him that he’s going to marry the fire lord and sokka is like “EXCUSE ME?”
sokka, whispering to himself: omg my ability to making royalty fall in love with me has come too far
sokka, immediately writing a letter: dear firelord ozai, I am flattered, but since you are pretty old and super evil, I-
Sokka, while yelling insults at s1 Zuko: And tell your dad I'm not interested in having a jerk like you as a step-son!!
I need a whole plotline of Sokka wondering who this fire lord person is going to be
Season 2
Aang: I wish that Iroh guy was the Fire Lord, he seems pretty nice
Sokka: Yeah the Fire Nation would probably be better off with him as Fire Lord, but he’s so old and more of an uncle figure, you know? Not really my type.
Aang: What
Early season 3
Sokka, waking up in cold sweat: Oh no. What if... Azula is the future Fire Lord
Late season 3
Katara: Sokka what should we do? The invasion failed, we’ve been hiding in this temple for weeks and Sozin’s comet is almost here
Sokka, mumbling to himself: I hope Zuko becomes Fire Lord he’s pretty cool
Katara: what?
Sokka: I said we need to defeat the Fire Lord soon
Sokka internally having a Firelord tier list during the series is something that I never knew I wanted.
*when zuko and katara arrive right before azula's coronation during sozin's comet*
Zuko: Sorry. But you're not going to be the one marrying Sokka.
Azula: What.
Sokka, trying to convince Aang to learn firebending: Aang, you need to learn firebending and defeat the Firelord so I can marry someone who isn’t terrible
Wait No Sokka already thinks Wu's prophecys are wack so after being fully disgusted by the thought of marrying loserlord ozai he doesn't think too much of it and moves on with his life
Then a few years later Zuko's the firelord and they're dating but right when Zuko proposes Sokka Remembers and has an existential crisis then and there
Zuko: Sokka, will you marry me?
Sokka, remembering Wu's prophecy: motherfucker
Zuko, very confused but still hopeful: is that a yes?
after clearing up stuff up he said yes of course
zuko: so, should we pick our wedding date?
sokka: I don't know, what about a day after aunt wu dies so she will never know how right about everything she was but anyway, any day you choose is ok for me
atla heritage post
Real reason Iroh didn't want to became Fire Lord by the way
Iroh: Yes, my nephew isn't entirely stable; he's still a teenager and has many, many problems to resolve. But there's this cute boy from the Water Tribe, and I really want him to become my in-law...