WhatIsn'tByler

idk what to put hereee

[strawberristorm]

that one scene from deltarune

[meltesh28]

let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude

[meltesh28]

chapter 5 fed me so well i feel lightheaded

[opt1gan]

More unrestrained summer fun

[mmmmmmrmn]

[m1rafaye]

their win is not my loss.

[xenos-ultimate-knight]

what was with the loli pop duty belt? Also where you the kid who'd pretend he was smoking..?

The belt was because every kid goes through a phase where they think more equipment automatically makes them more competent.

Adults, unfortunately, don't always grow out of that either.

The lollipop wasn't that deep.

I just liked them.

It also didn't hurt that every action hero I thought was cool had something hanging out of their mouth.

A lollipop was the closest substitute my parents were willing to tolerate.

In hindsight... they probably preferred that version of the habit.

// My baby is so cute as a child.

[zipsunz]

i trust you two more than anything

[viickyvouse]

kerdly trash im too ashamed to post on insta

i unironically started liking the ship im cring

[scienceuserofdarkness]

Those claws would give such a good head massage

They are precision instruments designed for handling volatile compounds, not scalp therapy.

Though I suppose if the goal is a controlled application of sharp, calculated pressure, they're not entirely unsuited for the task.

I'll allow the compliment.

Do not expect me to open a spa.

// He likes intimidating his new pet with them.

[shizzu-mae]

This thread made my day 😂

[crescentbutton]

doesn’t this feel familiar

[carpetcat2]

stupid 12 am edits

[vvvermw]

role swap designs i made lol. this took way too long. and also my thoughts here too

[midn8mouse]

What is Stanley actually doing during those 2 hours of "Smoking" before bed? 🚬😙

Actually chain-smoking (unlikely, his lungs are still functioning)

Essential "cardiovascular endurance training" in bed with Xeno

Aggressively drafting a Tumblr response to prove he isn't Xeno's hubby

Voting ended onJul 8

[midn8mouse]

@xenos-ultimate-knight what do you have to say in your defense?👀

[xenos-ultimate-knight]

I'm not dignifying this poll with a response.

I'm also not acknowledging the 84.7%, because whoever those 49 people are made a collective decision that I want no part of.

I smoke. That's it. That's the whole two hours.

There is nothing else happening.

Also, whoever made this poll knows exactly what they did, and I want them to think about that.

// I loved this poll, it was so funny. 😂

[midn8mouse]

Oh come on Stan really now? 😌 do I have to ask @scienceuserofdarkness? One person even said it overlaps with Xeno's bedtime😏

// thank you I also find it really funny xD

[xenos-ultimate-knight]

Don't ask Xeno. Do not ask Xeno.

Whatever he tells you, I want it on record that his version of events is going to be presented with a level of composure that makes it sound more incriminating than it is, and I'm asking you, in advance, to apply critical thinking to whatever comes out of his mouth.

I smoke for two hours.

Bedtime schedules are irrelevant.

We're done.

[midn8mouse]

Oh really? Now i'm even more curious 😇 @scienceuserofdarkness

Pardon me Stan ♡

[scienceuserofdarkness]

Bedtime schedules are, in fact, relevant.

That's all I'm saying.

Stanley knows what that means.

Have a good evening.

[midn8mouse]

And what does @xenos-ultimate-knight know? 👀😇

[xenos-ultimate-knight]

I know that Xeno is deliberately being as unhelpful as possible and enjoying every second of it.

I know that "bedtime schedules are relevant" means absolutely nothing without context and he knows that.

I know that 84.7% of this website has collectively lost their minds.

And I know that I am done responding to this thread.

We're done.

All of us.

Goodnight.

[sunsetstitches]

Please vote for Tenna guys I need this as much as he does

VOTE TENNA FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026 NOW!!!

Guys if Tenna wins I will open Tenna art requests (including 18+ requests on bsky) for an entire day ok and I will do as many as I’m physically capable of ok PLEASE PLEASE LET TENNA WIN!!

[normal-sane-era]

acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it