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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

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decay exists as an extant form of life

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That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

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AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

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narnia has actually way too many completely devastating concepts in it that are not explored At All

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We talk a lot about how in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, the Pevensie children live full adult lives as kings and queens of narnia before stumbling out of the wardrobe by accident and being children again after like 15+ years. But I’ve never seen the same level of analysis devoted to how in Prince Caspian they return to Narnia and discover that over 1,000 years have passed in Narnia since their last visit.

Imagine undergoing the grief of losing an entire life you lived in another world, being forced back into the body of a child and to grow up all over again without the ability to even talk about what happened in the decades you lost. Every person you knew and loved, vanished, leaving no indication they were ever real and no guide for how to move on.

But returning to that world where you were a King or Queen and discovering that centuries have passed without you and that the people you lost are not only dead, but mostly aren’t even remembered? That’s almost worse.

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That series is really something for “worldbuilding threads picked up and never touched again” too like

in the silver chair it’s confirmed that deep underneath the earth in narnia there’s a molten, fiery abyss world called Bism that is apparently populated and also apparently gemstones are living creatures that live there, and what we understand as diamonds, emeralds, rubies etc. are just the discarded husks of once living creatures

Jadis is actually not originally from Narnia, but accidentally gets sent there at its creation (making her one of the oldest beings in narnia) and she annihilated all life in her world of origin. she also very much does go to literal actual London and terrorize people. she is like 7 feet tall and can tear iron with her bare hands like it’s taffy.

Jadis makes it “Always winter and never Christmas”...what the FUCK is her beef with Father Christmas. I know it’s supposed to be like a metaphor or some shit but I’m imagining what exactly the fuck must have happened between them for jadis to specifically want to prevent him from coming to narnia to the extent that her powerful seasonal-change-stopping magic also includes a “fuck that guy in particular” clause.

like think about it, Jesus is not a thing in narnia, he’s just aslan. and aslan did not get born. ergo, the origin of such a concept as Christmas is the entity Father Christmas. Christmas is not a religious holiday to Narnians it has no symbolic meaning it is just specifically the time of year when Father Christmas fucks around across the landscape giving children gifts, such as very deadly real weapons. There’s no reason for him to do this. It’s just what he does. And Jadis fucking hates it.

another thing from the magicians nephew that is never brought up again is that Polly and Digory don’t go directly to Narnia, they end up in this intermediate place between the worlds that’s like a forest full of pools leading to other worlds, potentially infinite other worlds, and they end up in Narnia pretty much at random.

I think it’s also confirmed that Archenlanders were originally from Earth, and are the descendants of a small group of people who traveled to Narnia by accident and got stuck. One wonders why Aslan didn’t whisk them back out. Or why being too old wasn’t a problem for them.

I think this is early installment weirdness but there are Roman gods in narnia. ?????

stars are sentient???

narnia is flat. this is not actually an unresolved thread but I don’t think it’s common knowledge even though in one of the books they literally sail to the edge of the world. caspian specifically thinks it’s super cool that the earth is round

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Woah it’s been a while since I read the Narnia books, I forgot about so much of this!

Also.. The Magicians is so good w exploring these things? Since we’re talking about this..

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In order:

I think the gems in Bism are more like plants but otherwise yeah.

Correct and if CS Lewis wrote his novels today tumblr would be insufferably horny for her.

That is hilarious.

My personal guess is that the reason Narnia has so many references to Earth mythology as real figures is because humans were there at its creation so Aslan just kind of rolled with it and worked Earth mythology into it, meaning that Father Christmas is the physical embodiment of our Christmas. And since Christmans is both A) generally happy and B) a Christian holiday, that might explain why Jadis hates it/him so much given her hatred for happiness and Aslan.

Maybe at random, but keep in mind that Lewis was writing from a very Christian perspective. Humans in that setting have free will and the ability to choose between worse and better options, obedience and disobedience, but in a fully random situation like that who’s to say that Digory and Polly weren’t meant to find Narnia?

Kind of. The rulers of Archenland were descended from King Frank and Queen Helen the same as the original rulers of Narnia, who did come from Earth. The two best theories I’ve seen as to why they didn’t just come in and end Jadis’ rule is that either A) King Frank’s line didn’t wind up becoming horribly inbred because his children married minor nature spirits, and therefore all the ‘humans‘ in that world at the time like Archenlanders and Calormemes don’t count as true humans for the purposes of the prophecy, or B) Jadis just has super beefed-up border patrol. You may be thinking of the Telmarines, Caspian’s people, who were descended from shipwrecked pirates and given their hatred of the native Narnians, probably hadn’t interbred with them as much.

It ain’t even early installment weirdness things are just Like That. See my above point on Father Christmas for my best guess why.

Yup, and apparently they have a code of conduct that they can get exiled for breaking.

I feel compelled to mention that Caspian thought Earth being round meant there were places where people walked around upside down.

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Frank and Helen, being the first King and Queen of Narnia and also being from our world, may have instituted the celebration of Christmas as a Narnian holiday.