Accept The Raging Madness

Lola | 21 | Chill fam

[draconym]

Found a dozen eggs in the middle of the woods. Still cold even though it's a hundred degrees outside. Is this a faerie trick?

[draconym]

My coworkers to me this morning: Oh, glad to see you're still alive!

Me: After getting stung by wasps?

Them: No, after eating Bush Eggs.

[lemon-bastard-deactivated202110]

excuse me tumblr user Draconym? you belong to the Fae now

[draconym]

I didn't eat all twelve eggs because I gave one to my bird; surely that should protect me at least somewhat from being bound by the Fairy Queen?

[draconym]

Everyone's supportive when life gives you lemons but then as soon as the forest starts handing out eggs everybody's a critic

[bitter-ambrosia]

Hey you

Who dis

[desertpups]

blatant thievery of Ryan's Holy Water Squirt Gun™ idea.

[toastbutteregg]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[thexfiles]

any rich people following me? did i mention i love rich people. looooooooooove rich people………… love em…… especially love when they give me thousands of dollars out of the goodness of their hearts……….. anyone around here rich and want to do that

[odonianpoet]

[mandaloriangf]

[mandaloriangf]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[catasters]

[creamynut]

[cowboyorpheus]

me: looking up how to get permanent vampire teeth

google: why would you want sharper canines? humans no longer need them for survival

me: