Jolly Cooperation

27 || Bitter Lesbian™

[hungry-tummy]

Steak w/ Hasselback Potatoes - menwiththepot

[mursejesse]

Please turn on your location, I just wanna talk.

[realshinjiikari]

Watch this video to remove the curse that chefclub videos place on your soul

[funnytwittertweets]

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

pride flag for girls who only smoke other people’s weed

[wreakit]

[mitski2020]

[stardial]

giratina hold a shaymin

holy fucking shit

[tikkety-tok]

Lady Gaga is looking ✨fine✨

[lost-in-fictionn]

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2012

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2021

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[espadaclover]

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

[bro-winkle]

This is automatic stress relief

[jumpingjacktrash]

i could feel my shoulders unknotting

[shutyourmoustache]

[bowlinggwithmargo]

[violetnull]

Crypto line hit me like a truck

[jaehaerys1]

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

Found him

[theocseason4]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[lesbianjamies]

giving plants is their love language

[heartseeker]

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

[transgirl-link]

Steel Ball Run

[tab-irl]

okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?

some of the quick facts:

- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling - reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh) - 700 horsepower from various upgrades - built-in Net Radar radar detector - windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector - AL Priority laser jammer system - aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft) - brake lights and tail lights disabled - vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes) - 2 ipads for additional police tracking - 2 GPS systems to prove their record - police scanner - CB radio - 18 spotters along the route to watch for police - and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars

[classandcars]

And that’s the way to do it.

[rafa-starkiller]

Kings

[rack-of-lame]

I’m amazed they were able to beat the old cannonball record

[katisconfused]

I bothered to look up the source all the way back and some extra facts:

Apparently, they had cops helping keep the other cops away, they did this by convincing them that they would do it regardless and helping would be safer, and if they set a crazy enough record it would deter other people.

The speed discrepancy between the top speed at almost 200 and average speed of 103 is because they dropped it with other cars nearby, which was also a strategy to not get reported and stopped.

It was not a Mercedes it was an Infiniti Q50 modded with a GT-R drivetrain which was set up for multiple drivers with a MIDDLE seat like a McClaren F1? I cannot find pictures unfortunately.

The original interview says they had a fucking smoke screen if they got chased even. Recommended by his therapist apparently?

I think my favorite part was he is agnostic so he prayed to every god just in case. All of them he could find. Just to cover all the bases.

[ovid]

Love Wins! I Am Sleeping With Your Wife

[jotaillustrator]

mailing this post to everyone in the military

[ovid]

you. you Get it.