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Al Vernacchio: Sex needs a new metaphor. Here's one ... #TED : I could not agree more. I have found that we don't talk enough with our partners about what we want. As a result we follow the routine and are missing on potentially exciting new avenues to explore in the bedroom. Talk to your partner and find out what pleases you, you may be very surprised :)

Anti-Rape Playboy Party Guide Turns Out To Be An Awesome Hoax

This Is What Teenage Girls Were Taught About Masturbation In 1918 Good lord I am so grateful I don't live in that world because lets be real I am not stopping anytime soon ;)

#old sex #masturbation #old school #could not be more wrong

How to Get Flat Abs, Have Amazing Sex and Rule the World in 8 Easy Steps -

#huffpost #great sex #flat abs #no more bs #honest #love

The One Thing You Should Never, Ever Say In A Relationship

#relationships #buzzfeed #lol #never say this

nikkimermaid

lovequotesrus

EVERYTHING LOVE

bitterblondie

If I were ever to be drunk on something it would be love

#love

17 Things Everyone Wants To Do On A First Date But Shouldn't I personally would attempt #17, you?

#buzzfeed #first dates #bad dates #honest

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bitterblondie

But I am pissed when I shave and we don't get together...just saying

Gwyneth Paltrow Talks Sex Addiction -

#gweneth paltrow #sexaddiction #chelsea handler #marriage working #jokes

Artist Encourages Women To 'Rub Out' In Public - There's a lot to be said about women "rubbing it out" or as I like to say "pleasuring oneself" you hear about the men doing it all the time, I think women shouldn't be shy about exploring themselves and lets be real, no one hits your spot like you do.

#rubout #artandsex #feelsgood #couldnotagreemore

17 Bizarre Sex Facts You Probably Didn't Know -

#sex #huffpost funfacts

This is a performance of Elton John on Top of the pops on the 5th of September 1974.

This Bitch is BACK!! So it's been roughly over a year since I've published anything on this blog. Well...I had my reasons; the whole point of this blog was relationships and how I wasn't in any of them, hence Bitter Blondie. Naturally when you start a blog about being bitter and alone the Universe gets sick of your obnoxious whining and sends you someone to console you for a year, then you break up with them. So I'm back and ready to dish out my sassy relationship advice and let me tell you I've learned a lot ;)

#bitchisback