* fear / misery

Indie!DBH OC written by Simon. Fuck Cage. Busker who's confused about his life and secretly likes androids -- at least more than humans most times.

[bitterfuckbusker]

ive done 0 writing today save for a couple things but i made allen and that’s something i’ve been wanting to do since before i really made gavin.  like i had been testing the idea, then i hit gavin and was like this is good. then it was like, either allen or simon, but i made simon. now here we are.

[swattcd]

                 Welcome all – to my disciplined breakdown                                      I never ever can decipher                                Who listens to the words I say                                    While I sense I’m searching                                    I never know who’s lurking                             [To scare my sacred thoughts away]

                                                     [Written by Simon]

[marcvelli-deactivated20200228]

YO YO YO it’s ya BOY Chett and I’m here to formally invite you to the DBH RPC Discord Server !

We currently have about 20 people, only a few are active, we are looking for new folks to come in ! 

We have all kinds of chats for promos, character meta and headcannons, shipping, and general ooc stuff.

so come on in! please IM me directly for a invite.

Reblogging is welcomed!

[bitterfuckbusker]

[bitterfuckbusker]

im maybe making another canon blog that i wanted to make before i even made simon.

[bitterfuckbusker]

BODY AESTHETICS Tagged by: stole off @dirtyfilter​ who tagged my simon ayy

Tagging:  anyonononee

Don’t reblog — repost!

body.

long legs. short legs. average legs. slender thighs. thick thighs. muscular thighs. skinny arms. soft arms. muscular arms. toned stomach. flat stomach. flabby stomach. soft stomach. six pack. beer belly. lean frame.slender frame. muscular frame. voluptuous frame. petite frame. lanky frame. short nails. long nails. manicured nails. dirty nails.flat butt.toned ass. bubble butt. thick butt. small waist. thick waist. narrow hips.average hips. wide hips. big feet. average feet. small feet. soft feet. slender feet. calloused feet. calloused hands. soft hands. big hands. average hands. small hands. long fingers. short fingers.average fingers.broad shoulders. underweight. average weight. overweight.

height.

shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm to 150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

skin.

pale. fair. rosy. olive. dark. tanned. blotchy. smooth. acne. dry. greasy. freckled. scarred.

eyes.

small. large. average. grey. brown. black. blue. red. green. gold amber. hazel. violet. yellow . doe-eyed. almond. close-set. wide-set. squinty. monolid. heavy eyelids. upturned. downturned.

hair.

thin. thick. fine. normal. greasy. dry. soft. shiny. scruffy. frizzy. curly. wild. unruly. straight. smooth. wavy. floppy. cropped. pixie-cut. short. shoulder length. back length. waist length. floor length. buzz cut. bald. jaw length. vermilion. mohawk. white. platinum blonde. golden blonde. dirty blonde. ombre. light brown. mouse brown. chestnut brown. golden brown.chocolate brown. dark brown. jet black. ginger. auburn. dyed red. dyed any “ unnatural color ”. streaked. thin eyebrows. average eyebrows. thick eyebrows.

tattoos / piercings.

full sleeve. thigh tattoo. shin tattoo. wrist tattoo. lower back tattoo. hand / finger tattoo. foot tattoo. neck tattoo. face tattoo. chest tattoo. one tattoo. a few here and there. multiple. no tattoo. monroe piercing. nose piercing. septum. nipple piercing(s). genital piercing(s).industrial piercings. earlobe piercing. prince albert piercing. eyebrow piercing(s). tongue piercing. lip piercing(s). tragus piercing. angel bites. labret. stretches out ears. navel piercing.inverse navel piercing. cheek piercing(s). smiley. nape piercing(s). no piercings.

cosmetics.

light eyeliner. heavy eyeliner. cat eyes. mascara. fake eyelashes. matte lipstick. regular lipstick. lip gloss. red lips. pink lips. dark lips. bronzer. highlighter. eyeshadow. neutral eyeshadow. smoky eyes. colorful eyeshadow. blush. lipliner. light contouring. heavy contouring. powder. matte foundation. shiny foundation. concealer. wears make up regularly. wears makeup from time to time. rarely wears make-up. never wears make-up.

scent.

floral. fruity. perfumes. aftershave. cocoa. moisturizer. natural soap. shampoo.cigarettes.leather. sweat. food. incense. marijuana. cologne.whiskey. wine. fried food. blood. fire. metal.rain. grass. ocean. autumn leaves. baked bread. freshly baked cookies. smoke.campfire. lavender. trees. pumpkin pie. musk. rose. gingerbread. peppermint. oak. honey. lemon.vanilla. coffee cake. mint. raw hide. chemicals.

clothes.

jeans. tight pants. overknee socks. tights. leggings. yoga pants. pantaloons. pencil skirt. tight skirt. loose skirt. tight / formfitting dress. cardigans. blouse. button up shirt. band t-shirt. sports t-shirt. sweatpants. tanktop. cut off t-shirt. designer. high street. online stores. thrift. lingerie. long skirt. miniskirt. maxidress. sun dress. tie. tuxedo.waistcoat. suspenders. cocktail dress. highslit dress /skirt. t-shirt. undershirt. loose clothing. tight clothing. jean shorts. sweater. sweater vest. khaki pants. suit. hoodie. harem pants. basketball shorts. boxers.briefs. boxer-briefs. thong. hot pants. hipster panties. bra. sports bra. crop top. corset. ballerina skirt. leotard. polka dot. stripes. glitter. silk. lace. leather. velvet. chemise. patterns.florals. neon colors. pastels. plaid. black. dark colors. fur. faux fur. leather jacket. duster jacket. cowboy hat. fedora.

shoes.

sneakers. slip-ons. flats. slippers. sandals. high heels. kitten heels. ankle boots. combat boots. boots. cowboy boots. motorcycle boots. knee-high. platforms. stripper heels.bare feet. loafers.

[bitterfuckbusker]

Playing robot nanny wasn’t quite something programmed into his code, but he’s learnt that a certain kind of concoction that gets the stains out of the carpet. That there are eleven ways to cook an egg but Olive only enjoys one. Tonight, with the younger child already put to bed, the android’s collecting empty, twisted cans of beer littering the ground near the couch. He nudges at one exposed foot with his elbow; looms over a Damien like a shadow. “Hey. You’ll hurt your spine sleeping that way.”

@dirtyfilter

Out cold.He was out cold and even the shift of empty cans hadn’t stirred him from his drunken slumber. It had been three hours, about, Olive had been put to bed long before that so he had hope that maybe he’d have time to wallow alone between the time Ian would be meandering about. It didn’t last, though at least it felt longer than it had really been. A jostle from where he was tangled up on his couch, Damien twisted in a jerk to sit up, his eyes blinking hard and bleary. Sleep was pushed away and he was fighting to sit up a bit, only for his eyes to find the android of the hour with a gathering of empty cans. Ian.This doofy looking motherfucker.He was nowhere near sober yet, as his eyes wandered the KN series android -- and he leaned forward. A hand on one hip, the other knocking the bag of cans out of the android’s hand, he was suddenly and without warning -- Pulling Ian right down onto that couch. It was a painful maneuver, with the way the androids weight would clumsily drop with the hard pull, but Damien would have him wrapped in his arms and pinned between himself and the back of the couch, his face buried into one shoulder. “’ss Olive ‘nn bed?” He slurred through a booze and sleep addled line of thought. Ian was stuck now, and he’d have to pry himself out of that grasp if he had any hope of continuing to clean.Damien could be a bit of a clingy asshole when he was drunk and sleepy. Good luck.

[ghostlyrec]

SEND  TRY + A CHARACTER  YOU’D LIKE TO SEE ME ( ATTEMPT ) TO WRITE !

[shawkaat]

[ponceyprep-deactivated20200707]

[bitterfuckbusker]

@negotiatortm / @addedchallenge

my name geoff?

[bitterfuckbusker]

PSA on Damien + His flirting

Your muse is 100% welcome to, without my explicit permission, slap him, punch him, etc if he flirts with your muse and otherwise offends them. Like honestly. You’re allowed to haul off and give him the good old one two. I will never require your muse to reciprocate.  Damien is a flirt, regardless of shipping status, even if he’s not romantically interested, he may flirt with your character. You never ever have to, nor are you expected to, respond positively or return the advance. You’re welcome to but I will never force it on anyone. This is a no force ship zone tbh so (outside of joking) i’ll never force ship y’all and his advances should be seen more as a problematic device because quite honestly he can come off as a bit of a creep without even meaning it so! do with it what you will. 

👌😘

[bitterfuckbusker]

“How early is too early for my first fuckin’ drink, god damn...”

[fckpasswords]

classics like ocean man?

[bitterfuckbusker]

▼ ,,,,,,, why not

Straddle Damien | @usurperr

“Guess this is better than a taser, isn’t it?”

He was drunk. He was being a royal fucking pain. A disturbance he was sure but -- Well. No matter his excuses for his rowdy behavior, it wasn’t enough of an excuse to get him out of the drunk tank when it came down to it. He’d been tazed, beaten, handcuffed, you name it. He wasn’t fond of cops despite being friends with quite a few, and he wasn’t fond of being detained.Yet when his scuffle with little robo-cop here, who had already tried to help his sorry ass on another occasion, came to a head? When he’d been dropped like a sack of sorry shit on the curbside, he felt a weight simply pinning him into place. Hands on his wrist, an ass pressed against his thighs to try and keep him from kicking his legs...It didn’t stop him from trying. Despite the softness, the stupid pudge that he had, he still had some decent strength as he pushed up against the android, thigh’s lifting him just a bit, which only brought their faces closer as his head rolled to the side. Dark oaken gaze wandered with a defiant gleam, but he couldn’t help himself when the smirk came to.“Harrrd t’be mad at a narc with a cute fuckin’ face...” Hissing low, he could feel an ache in his spine where he’d finally collided with the ground, a splitting in his skull, a drunken hiccup escaped him, and he pushed against those wrists, hooded eyes locked steady on Richard. “How ‘bout instead’a takin’ me toooo th’ station... Ya take me home with ya instead, huh?” Thick dark brows waggling, he tried to worm his way out of some stupid charges and that overnight lock up, but this was a damn android. Chances are everything he just said would bounce right off -- but whatever. He was too drunk to care, and flirting would never cease to be fun -- Especially in a position like this.

[bitterfuckbusker]

❤

[straiightfromtheheart-archive]

warblossomed:

I think everyone should make a post with just a ❤ and let mutuals comment on the post with nice things :’)