The Once-ler

I get enough hate as it is from myself, so try to tone it down a little bit, yeah?  tresspassers

[bitteronceler]

How is Ted's business with the valley restoration and all going? I bet there's a lot of trees now, its been a few years. Also its nice to see you around on the webs again :)

I pop in every now and again. 

And the trees, well, they’re still small, but there was a massive windstorm last month and they held up pretty well. I’m impressed... 

[bitteronceler]

Have you ever played Five Nights at Freddy's?

Why would I ever spend five nights anywhere that isn't here? 

[bitteronceler]

You know, after six years, I STILL check your blog to see how you're doing. I guess for some that's sad, but I dunno. You just had a good impression on me as a friend. *hugs*

There is NO way it’s been six damn years …

[bitteronceler]

Uh, thanks for the birthday wishes, I know this is a bit late to be responding. To be honest, I’m a little bit surprised y’all remembered. 

[bitteronceler]

Why do you wear green all the time? Like, we get it you smoke weed

Ahaha, That was a funny one my grey sludge guy, not bad.

[bitteronceler]

You've been here for what, like, 4 years now?

Where’s here? Online? That would be FIVE years, thank you very much,

[bitteronceler]

So have you been able to grow a mustache yet or are you still working on it?

I would NEVER stoop so low! 

[bitteronceler]

Hey Bitter, have you tried swimming in the River? I heard that it can make your skin glow

Yuck! 

[bitteronceler]

I can't believe Bitter-Onceler is still alive what a world we live in

I mean, ecologically unsound still, but would you look at that damn world. 

[bitteronceler]

Still kicking. 

[bitteronceler]

Trees to the ground.

[bitteronceler]

just kidding.

[bitteronceler]

Still kicking. 

[bitteronceler]

Trees to the ground.

[bitteronceler]

Still kicking. 

[bitteronceler]

My son! <3

Well you wouldn’t be my first choice as a parent,

[bitteronceler]

Man, you were gone for freakin' ever. Welcome back, and Happy New Year!! How did you celebrate?

I’m still gone, what are you talking about. I’m not here. You didn’t see me

[bitteronceler]

What do you think about the new memes that involve you?

That uh, I had no idea they exist? 

[bitteronceler]

u look like mid-2000's gerard way when ur hair is longer, my guy

I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, 

[bitteronceler]

I’m bitter.