Noodles

[gouged-doll]

[kristina100000]

when a woman puts her everything into an outfit and her face is shiny like a disco ball and she layered her fav perfume with oil and then her bf puts on some shorts and a shirt like u better put on a fucking pink wig and lace panties im so mad at you rn

[podcastwizard]

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

[furryprovocateur]

[ladiesnoob217]

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[kaylmao]

i truly do think that most people if confronted with it and pressed on it would agree. but it's comfortable to gain privileges from someone else's suffering, especially if you don't have to see that suffering directly.

[fairycosmos]

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

[feamir]

[souplover13]

image: tags. #my husband was doing a ride-along with a coworker the other day #and he pointed out a cat and said 'kitty!' and the girl was like 'don't do that in front of women they'll think you're gay' #and he was like '1: what the fuck. 2: my wife likes that im gay'. end ID.

[mikufanclub]

[mikufanclub]

the pic in question btw

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[b-0-ngripper]

[bathroomcube]

gm_pigcity

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[dollfat]

[prokopetz]

On the one hand, it kind of feels like every mildly offbeat date idea being stereotyped as a lesbian thing functions mostly as an excuse for straight dudes not to step up their game.

On the other hand, I've genuinely seen more lesbian couples in observation rooms at aquariums than in literally any other venue, so

[prokopetz]

@lazyuser03 replied:

Does that mean Denji and Asa are lesbians?

You can make a pretty solid textual argument that this is the case even without the aquarium episode.

[maykitz]

when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god

[maykitz]

"natural behaviour" "the natural body" "nature intended" "nature created" no da fuck it didn't

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“Culture tends to argue that it forbids only that which is unnatural. But from a biological perspective, nothing is unnatural. Whatever is possible is by definition also natural. A truly unnatural behaviour, one that goes against the laws of nature, simply cannot exist, so it would need no prohibition.” - Yuval Noah Harari

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[reaiiygoodusername]

I like how multiple times, someone is trying to kill Herbert and he has to kill them instead to save his own life, and then he’s like well…it sure would be a shame to let such a fresh corpse go to waste… and then he reanimates the corpse and it tries to kill him again. What did you expect man

[konoko]