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a few of of my favorite goncharov reviews on letterboxd
edit: since the new york times (!!) linked to this post as an example of fake letterboxd reviews, i just want to clarify that i made these in picsart! i made these only a couple of hours into the trend before goncharov was actually on letterboxd and i never thought it would get so huge. thank you to everyone who made lovely art of the apple scene and the boat scene ❤
im literally never not thinking about the fruit stand guy from the scene where andrey was talking about "taking goncharov to his lake house" RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM with NO CONTEXT. he doesn't know theyre gangsters talking in innuendo but he also doesnt care. the real hero of the movie.
am I team jameson or grayson? babe I’m on team hope they both get over their trauma and stop projecting their saviour complex onto avery
Jameson: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Grayson: What did you do?!
Jameson: NOBODY DIED!
Grayson: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Jameson: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Grayson: It’s just you.
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Janeson: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Grayson: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
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Xander: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Avery, used to Xander being dumb: Sure...
Xander: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Avery: Okay?
Xander: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Avery:
Xander: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Avery: Jesus, that one is a little-
Jameson, interested: No, no, Xander, keep going.
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Jameson: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
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Xander: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Grayson: Xander, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Jameson?
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Xander, shooing Grayson away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.
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Avery: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Avery: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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Xander: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Grayson: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Jameson: Fuck you.
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Grayson: Pick a card, any card.
Jameson: Fine.
Grayson: Wait, that's my credit card!
Jameson: You said any card.
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Jameson, texting Grayson: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Grayson′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
Later
Grayson, texting back: Fuck you.
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Avery, to Xander: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Xander: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Avery: You just told me you're pregnant.
Jameson: Congratulations Xander, you're glowing!
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Everyone is playing a board game together
Xander: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Avery: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Jameson: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Grayson: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Jameson: *flips the board*
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Avery: Remain CALM! *slaps Jameson multiple times*
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Xander: Jameson is late again.
Grayson: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Max: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Avery: I set his clock to say PM when it’s really AM.
Xander: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
Jameson bursts through the door
Jameson: WHAT YEAR IS IT?
more inheritance games incorrect quotes.
libby: when someone points at your
black clothes and asks whose funeral
it is, having a look around the room
and saying “haven't decided yet' is
typically a good response.
jameson: hello all, it is i, your favorite person
xander: actually, avery is my favorite person
jameson: okay then, it is i, that bitch.
avery: breathe, just breathe
jameson: i’ve done nothing, i’m a failure
grayson: aww, that never bothered you before!
avery: jameson annoyed me today so i told him that i can’t wait to see what he planned for our special day tomorrow.
grayson: there is nothing special about tomorrow.
avery: but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
avery: xander isn’t talking to me.
jameson: enjoy it while it lasts
jameson: avery said it’s my turn with the brain cell.
xander: square up.
avery: what goes up but never goes down?
grayson: the amount of stress you bring this family.
In honor the Final Gambit by Jennifer Lynn Barnes finally being out, here are some memes
Which Brother Hugs Best
Xander: is anyone actually surprised? He’s the sweetest and his hugs are just as warm as him. Xander is the definition of a teddy bear and his hugs are hands down the best
Jameson: He isn’t hesitant about bone crushing hugs or the kind where you also tackle the person you’re hugging. He practically envelopes the person he’s hugging. He just can’t resist the “cute aggression” and squeezes a little too tightly. Would rather be stealing traffic cones
Nash: He’s a hugger. Side hugs, full hugs, that weird handshake-backslap-hug thing guys do, all the hugs. You’re leaving? Let me hug you. While Nash’s hugs are soothing, they sometimes become that kind where your parent or someone starts giving you a peptalk/lecture while hugging you and it just lasts way too long
Grayson: Touch and you’ll pay
Sometimes you have to ask yourself: what would The Inheritance Games characters do
"There's nothing quite like singing along to Lady Gaga's Paparazzi while actually being chased by paparazzi."
-Avery Kylee Grambs
I don’t know when I don’t know how But I know something’s starting right now…
Ariel’s still getting used to this human thing
yes I made this an unintentional Pirates crossover don’t @ me
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drawing every day day 3/?? live action ariel
Little Mermaids at the Laundromat
I saw a lot of other artists drawing both versions of Ariel and I thought it looked like fun. So, I made some funky, silly art with bright colors. TBH, The Little Mermaid was never my favorite story, but the aesthetic of the 1989 was really gorgeous. I’m excited to see all the new designs and art in the new film with Halle Bailey.
Queer kids deserve to become queer adults. To grow up supported. To go through adolescence finding themselves, instead of going through their 20s grieving the years they weren’t safe and had to pretend to be someone else. To be safely queer before financial independence. Wanting queer youngsters to not have a lifetime of conditioning and trauma to unpack isn’t child abuse, it is literally the opposite. Queer kids deserve to be safe.
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