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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Andulka
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taylor price
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Sade Olutola
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if i look back, i am lost
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap
Kaledo Art
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@theartofmadeline
Mike Driver
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@bittywiththegoodpies
An actual clip from an actual interview with Tommy Wiseau where Greg tried to playfully pass the football to Tommy like old times and tommy was too oblivious to even flinch or reflex.
unbreakable focus. iron will. a warrior that will live beyond the rise and fall of kings. a warrior who live beyond any mortal man.
yo
hence the spikes
If you'd like to print some yourself, here's the thingiverse link for the model files!
These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own.
via @thesassyducks instagram
(Source)
she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet
love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”
Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’
sometimes we are childish. sometimes we do something our 16 year old self would have done, think something our 11 year old self would have thought, cry like our 7 year old self would have cried. why is this so embarrassing? why does it make us feel such shame? when you’re 20, 30, 40, are you not also every age you’ve been before? do all of your previous incarnations not still live inside of you?
eleven, Sandra Cisneros
I accidentally found out one of my friends has a huge dick, and in a panic I blurted out “congratulations on the pipe, man.” What’s my next move after this
no you’re good. thhats the end of the transmission
good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......
the panties hit the floor
you know it brother
Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect
you know what i wish you would tell me
In the therapy-industrial complex (half joking) brand new therapists, even graduate students, cut their teeth on the very hardest cases—that is, on poor clients. Once they have the hours or the experience that they need, usually after just a few years, they leave community mental health and go into private practice where they mainly see middle or higher SES clients. This isn’t the therapists’ fault—community mental health is grueling and dysfunctional, and pays badly. It isn’t sustainable work. But it also means that the clients with highest need get the worst service, and then get left behind by more skilled & knowledgeable therapists.
This is a shit system which abuses and exploits the most vulnerable as well as young workers in a highly “feminized” professional field. The solution isn’t for therapists to sacrifice their health to stay in unsustainable work, and it isn’t to reform an inherently inhumane system in which we “treat” oppressed people for their normal responses to oppression. It’s a completely different arrangement of human life, in which resources are shared and democratically controlled by all people. Until then, therapy may help a few (and I obviously think that’s worthwhile), but it is hamstrung in terms of improving mental health on a larger scale... it instead functions as a system of social control.
hey yall i love jack zimmermann ….. a soft and passionate boy, a real nerd of a jock ….. an iconic bisexual ……. he loves his friends. his best friend is a guy who goes by shitty? imagine the kind of person you have to be to be Best Friends with b shitty knight. everyone who acts like jack is 100% cold and stoic except for when he’s dating bitty has to step back and remember he is dearly beloved by his fratty dumbass college teammates …. his additions to the groupchat are hilarious. his CRUEL SHEEP EMPIRE (”it wasn’t cruel”). he’s silly yall. he’s just a boy. let him be soft but also Let Him Be Funny
“Until you stop being scared. But actually there’s a youth hockey tournament here today so we have to get out of here by 7″ is the funniest line in the whole thing fight me
Jack roughhouses, routinely gets into wrestling matches with his friends, and he probably laughs like a honking goose when he gets really going, you know the kind? He and Ransom pull the Australian-style meme where they try to convince the Americans that X-ridiculous-Thing is a common Canadian idiom.
Redd is back 😍
tag yourself i’m the entire “good” row (my queue tag is “something for queue” derived from “something for you” which means exactly Nothing)
what i’ve learned from this: none of you motherfuckers know how to use the queue function
Zuhair Murad | Spring/Summer 2018 Couture
that’s gorton, gordan, and gormon ramsay
When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING
Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.
The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.
yk when someone’s telling a joke but they keep stopping because they’re laughing too hard and then you start laughing even though you don’t know what for or why.....love
December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]
“This fight is greater than me just beating up a guy that’s talking a lot of shit. This fight means a lot to me, so when I get a chance to put my hands on this guy let’s just know it’s the wrath of every single immigrant that has stepped foot in this country.” - Kamaru Usman
