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“There’s a monster under my bed!” “Yes. He watches over you at night and chases away your nightmares.”

“There’s a monster in my closet!” “Yes. She loves the smell of the laundry detergent I use, and she’s busy trying to organize your shoes.”

“There’s a monster under the stairs!” “Yes. She collects spiders and he makes sure you don’t trip while going to get water.”

“There’s a monster right outside my window!” “Yes. He’s pulling weeds from the garden and protecting us from burglars.”

“There’s a monster behind the couch!” “Yes. He’s eating all the crumbs you left behind and hiding pennies in the cushions.”

“Oh. Then good night.” “Good night, Dear.”

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This is how you do parenting!!! Take notes!!!

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ACCOUNT TRANSFER!

hi i live here now

follow me here

my old blog is @bitzerd

my new account is @blitzartacc

ok, follow me here if you want to ask me stuff on newer accounts lol.

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I can confirm this lol

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Welcome to Baldi’s Basics to education and learning ! That’s me ha ha haa !!

Welcome to my school house !

[ Promo please ! ]

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I’ve had enough of this school

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wealth!!!

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REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

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I have one of these things taped on my soap dispenser at school XD

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💮 Happy Pride month with pride birds! 💮

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Beautiful birbs c:

I’m a pan birb

I respect em all tho c;

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meh, theres some videos

guys, go to my friend’s channel! she’s really good at art!

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Thank you so much qwq

Also my art style changed ever since i made the pfp

So

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Did the cat just give–

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wouLd ya LiKE to slAP my tITTIES ArOUND??

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Character x Oc in a nutshell

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Yeah pretty much

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can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao

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lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that

neutral good: i want to do what’s right, and i’m willing to bend or break the rules as long as no one gets hurt

chaotic good: i’m willing to do whatever it takes as long as it’s to do the right thing

lawful neutral: following the rules of society is the most important thing, and that matters more to me than doing what’s right

true neutral: i just want myself and the people i care about to be happy

chaotic neutral: i want my freedom, and i don’t care what i have to do to keep it

lawful evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is my primary goal, but i follow my own code of morals even when it’s inconvenient

neutral evil: to impede the protagonists (in whatever evil way) is the my primary goal, and while i’ll do what it takes to achieve it, i also won’t go out of my way to do unnecessary damage

chaotic evil: i relish in destruction and want to do as much damage as possible while i try to achieve my primary goal

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She told me i had a heart of gold. In reality it's just a mirrior.

Corla smiled twords the sunset with a hazed blue set if eyes. Her short wavey brown hair swayed in the wind. She lived watching the waves of the ocean. Alone or with a friend.

“Hey Core.” I mused flopping onto the buildings proch ledge making them jolt up and back down. “Enjoying the view?”

Corla turned to me laughing softly. “Now I am.” they laughed out. Puzzled i looked up.

“Wh-HEY! Get of P!”

My mystic bird sat atop my head making my hair look poofy. Once it moved i sighed stareing out into the sunset.

“Hey… Are you okay?”

I turned to Core with a smile. “Yeah. Last night just kinda got the best of me.” i noticed they were fidgeting.

“Will… You be okay tonight?”

I nodded. “Don’t plan on taking any breaks. This is a full time job, and I’m happy to be here.”

Their laugh made me confused.

“You’ve got a heart of gold Lolan.”

I just smiled as they leaned against me. What core doesn’t know is my heart’s just a mirrior to theirs. I wish i could show them. “Hey so do you.”

“Nice joke Lolan.”

“Wasn’t a joke.”

A faint blush plastered their face. “….. Hey Lolan….?”

“Yeah?”

“Do you think I’m a monster.” As they said this, the sun glistened off them like a charm.

“Of course not. And no matter what I will never. ”

Core laughed and asked me a simple favor. “Watch the sun set with me?”

I might be stupid for it. But. I said yes.

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Transparent Jellyfish Pride!

You can buy these as shirts or stickers without the watermark on my Redbubble!

EDIT: I forgot to add the Pan Jellyfish!! It’s added ;v;)b

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does this mean finn’s backpack is red to him, and BMO is red too? Is the treehouse red to him??

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Fin is Red Green color blind, most people who are red green color blind are white males.

(via)

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I was wondering why all the comparison pictures were the same, then I remembered I’m colourblind…

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HELP! MY COMPUTER IS FREAKIN’ DYING!

Hey-a, guys! I need your attention, please! My computer is really need new motherboard and processor. I’m just get a lot of troubles with saving my arts, ‘cause some files is just getting crashed after I’m open them again. 8gb of operation memory is not enough, I have new planks with 32gb, but I can’t place them in my computer, ‘cause old motherboard is supporting DDR3 and new memory needs DDR4. And old processor is too weak for the new motherboard so he’s need to be replaced too.

I can’t save any of my arts normally - it’s just gettin’ crashed. It’s really annoy me, I can’t do anything with that and just keep making a lot of duplicates of my works. I can’t finish some arts ‘cause I’m really scared of lost them. Ugh… I need your help, guys, it’s really shameful for me, but… I asking you about donations and commissions. Help me if you can and want to. It means a lot for me.

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