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(previously melancholymeme) zoe / 22 / probably wishing i was dead rn

[taehyunglesbian]

today is my last day of middle school

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ 

[taehyunglesbian]

today is my last day of high school

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ 

[taehyunglesbian]

today was my last day of college

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

Visit Original Link

[lxdymaria]

 maya in borderlands 3! 

[smeasel]

[egberts]

You are a girl? Why?

[dumbjellyfish-deactivated202011]

[lmaonade]

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

[ponygem-deactivated20170707]

the what? gay?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[buggerygrips]

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

[ink-quill-coffee]

Lol?!?

[zennistrad]

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

[biodegrade]

me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

[capturetheatre]

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

[angel-gamer-deactivated20210424]

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

[iguanamouth]

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

[minmoh-remade-deactivated201811]

its fine

[iguanamouth]

its fine

[cookiesketches]

I love an intimidating rap line 

speedpaint | ko-fi | redbubble 

[b0is]

petition to adopt this new set of emojis

[galactic-crossing]

“Meanwhile, back at Wild World”:

[nobrashfestivity]

Yayoi Kusama  Infinity Room

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