JoJo's Bizarre Dumpster Fire

[bizarre-bullshit]

this is how you do intro posts, right?

Hi, welcome to chili's. My names jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.

(/ref)

trans in a male direction and asexual

he/him and they/them work if you need pronouns.

homophobes, transphobes, aphobes, racists, ect. dni. also dni h#rry p#tter fans I forgot to say this

proshit fuck off idc what argument you have that shit makes me uncomfortable

I still have no idea if I/we is/are a system or not, it feels like it's something in between somehow.

autism gang

fuck what else do I mention uhhh

jjba is radioactive to me and the current hyperfixation

I'm gonna reblog shit to here on accident so fucking much. just tell me if it happens.

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN (/j) (it's thelurk3r)

(adding this to the pinned of all my blogs)

[calicorobin]

liking a character who's infinitely more of a public nuisance about your chosen artform than you could ever be does wonders for your self confidence actually

[h0rset0rnad0]

Don't separate, package deal

[h0rset0rnad0]

Low quality josuyasu my beloved

[farmer-little-wolf]

don’t even try to tell me they wouldn’t attempt something like this because they so would

[logarto]

[bizarre-bullshit]

hey chat I'm being dragged away to Rome for a week. which prison was polpo in I'm getting a stand while I'm there /j

[cyancees]

josuyasu are so funny they should start a podcast

[mickjustmademylist]

fucking. what?

[i-believe-in-u]

I feel like this picture really gives it context

[evilscientist3]

you know how it is with spaghetti

[chthonicillness]

?????

[dunkebon]

Here's an unfinished comic idea I had for Dio 😔🤞

BASICALLY the concept was that he was under the same shit Diavalo went through and eventually Dio went through so many murders that he landed in the last where he had to get murdered by his younger self.

Of course, he used this to his advantage.

Eventually he realizes that in the end, he'll always end up the same way he did now and get his head cut off. So he has to lead his younger self away from turning into him now. And maybe that way, the loop would end if the past is reversed.

The comic was supposed to end when past Dio and Johnathan get along and eventually the loop ends as Dio gets his head cut off one last time, signifying his full death and to show he moved on.

[herzspalter]

Sometimes JJBA is about outsmarting your enemy, sometimes it's about doing the dumbest fucking thing quicker than the other guy can

[fadingcorners]

"Ha, actually i'm the one with the upper hand! You see, while you weren't looking, i shoved a bomb UP MY ASS!! YOU'VE LOST, THERE'S NO WAY OUT NOW!

*everything erupts into chaos, explosions, battle music plays, stand crys*

[saul-tortellini]

[ex0toxin]

let him cook

[zwm8604]

Happy Pride month y'all !! 🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[chongoblog]

Risotto Nero is actually one of the most extra motherfuckers in Jojo (which is saying something), because his ability is to transmute iron, so he transmutes the iron in your blood, usually into something sharp, killing you from the inside. An incredibly terrifying ability, no doubt, but what makes him so extra is the fact that he usually transforms the iron in your blood into razor blades and fully functional scissors, which seems like way more effort than just turning them into spikes.

[unpeeled-human]

[zwm8604]

Drew this so fast oh my god