Essie

19, she/they, Queer, DemiGirl 🇲🇽🇺🇸♈️ I have an addiction to backpacks & enamel pins

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You know food tastes good when you can almost TASTE the cardiac arrest 😩🤤

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A FRAGRANT WHAT????

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I just remembered this one Disneychannel.com game where basically they give you a set of body parts & you can place them on the given outlined body (body was either a cat or dog). I remember I used to just make the whole body dog heads, & it was so funny seeing them run around with dog head feet or cat head feet. I just miss it, & was wondering what it was called to see if somehow someone recreated it. I remember I played it all the time in 5th grade.

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Man, I bored…

Anyone wanna chat?

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if you’re lgbtq/queer reblog and tag this with your gender, sexuality and which season or type of weather is your favorite

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My sexuality is Queer & my gender is demigirl/demiwoman.

My favorite season is spring, cause that’s when my bday is :>

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Also, idk what to call myself anymore…

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What is UP fellow gamers, I am BACK. I am here to start a new.

As of now, there is a thunderstorm & im remembering the time my mother told me to never stand by the window of a thunderstorm.

ANYWAYS!!

A lot has happened over these last months. I have learned that heteroflexible doesn’t exactly fit me anymore (don’t worry, I still fully support those who still use the term), but instead queer fits me better. I’ve finally got a job (YAY!!!), I bought my own dresser, & that’s it :)

Ok, maybe not a lot has happened, but it sure felt that way to me, lmao

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Low quality meme

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lemme get uhhhh,,, medium cherry super slush 🥤

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some fun ads at the bottom of the supermega mart website

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I hate how obsessed I am with him, I can’t even act normal on his birthday. Tf is wrong with me? I hope he’s having a very happy birthday at least.

To my crush who hates me, happy birthday

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Ayo, why tf did I have a dream about being married to a man who already had a wife (polyamorous), and I have sex with the wife and literally see nothing more than a friend literally teaching me how to have sex so I can start up my sex career.

Like literally once we were done she said “well that a good enough start I guess, now let’s go get you some new clothes” and I literally wanted to hug her cause she was just such a great friend.

After I saw what she got me I literally cried cause she got me a fursuit? (I guess it was the most sexy thing), and I immediately hugged her and told her she was an amazing friend, and I was just so grateful for her helping me start my sex career.

I still a little scared tho cause I was so worried that I wouldn’t be good enough during sex (cause I’m a virgin), and then I woke up hella confused.

Wtf was the point of that dream.

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I’m so tired, and yet my brain is telling me not to go to bed.

I’m so tired, but like I just don’t wanna go upstairs.

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Oh GWAD, I had to much birdthday cake & now I feel like throwing up

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Just learned my new lounge pants have a pre-made hole in the front (where my crotch is), & now I feel stupid. There’s nothing to close it, it’s just there.

I am very embarrassed with this, & I may never be able to sleep again.

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internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

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