Sittin' Under The Sky

[froflossy]

Sunflower miku she is a gardener she like flower she just like me fr

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[dailykafka]

[loveloverilovelove]

[qqchurch]

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[catasters]

[gallusrostromegalus]

tags by @ultramarineblues: #deeply curious about how this person discovered the cat liked this game

[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is

[anasabdin]

Graceful Defeat

[elaulora]

Bug Type Miku I drew for the collab hosted by @/fawnettle on instagram

I always wanted to draw her and got a perfect opportunity to make it a reality!

[dailyclassicart]

Richard Müller - "Cat with Ball of Wool" (1922)

[miche-perez]

Every day we stray farther from the light when we could have this today, yesterday, tomorrow. 🕵🏻‍♂️ 🐸 🐷

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.

[importantpics]

[top-the-cat]

Can I see your ID please, sir?!

[cybergata]

[petermorwood]

I like how the window-washing guy plays along. You get a feeling that this is a regular encounter… (And of course the outside of the window is nice and clean, but the inside has a constellation of little paw-prints…)

[otiksimr]

GEN 5 FULL POORLY DRAWN DEX

[before you say anything. I am NOT being mean to myself. that's just the name I picked for the series (yes there's more)].

[bedupolker]

I put a pokemon colosseum playthrough in the background at work and I forgot how incredible the energy of the random NPCs was

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg