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Indie rp blog of Bjorn Ironside. Semi-Selective. Please check out my rules page!

[bjornjarnsida]

[is this still alive??]

[fightersuggestion]

if i die, i die on my own terms

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Get to know the mun

¯\_(ツ)_/¯:  do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):  relationship status?

ಠ_ಠ:  what is your biggest pet peeve?

(ಥ_ಥ):  finish this: i hate it when…

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ:  what is your favorite animal?

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜):  who is someone you can tell everything to?

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ:  are you a hugger?

(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ:  besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?

﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?:  how old are you?

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻:  what are your thoughts on school?

| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ):  favorite tv show?

(ง'̀-‘́)ง:  are you okay?

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:  ･ﾟ✧: sexual orientation?

┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴:  are you a people person or a loner?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ):  do you have any siblings?

ಠ╭╮ಠ:  have you ever self harmed?

(づ￣ ³￣)づ:  have you ever been in love?

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞:  would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻:  how do you let your anger out?

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ:  are you active?

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪:  what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?

（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\:  who is your least favorite person?

♥‿♥:  tell us about your crush!

◔̯◔:  what time is it?

◕‿◕:  what is your guilty pleasure?

◔ ⌣ ◔:  are you a virgin?

[bjornjarnsida]

theboatbuilderswife replied to your post: // uh.. hello? 

YES

// I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD SEE ME POSTING 

[bjornjarnsida]

// uh.. hello? 

[gentlemanlyrics]

good grief // bastille

[freckledfaeprince-blog]

Send “Hey Babe, who’s this?” for your muse to save mine from being hit on at a bar

Alternatively, send “+Hey Babe, who’s this?” for my muse to save yours

[eightysixt-deactivated20130819]

Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don't sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

[thelovejournals]

I love you, that means I’m not just here for the pretty parts. I’m here no matter what.

Claudia Gray, Hourglass (via thelovejournals)

[bloodrawnarchived-deactivated20]

glowingangel:

me???? the jealous type ???? absolutely, yes

[wnq-writers]

And so I’ll say goodnight to the moon, because the stars and everything remind me of you.

claire-nicole  (via wordsnquotes)

[envyavenue]

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Open To Suggestions

Please, please, PLEASE go into my inbox and suggest plots you’d like to see me write and blogs you’d love to see me interact with!

[mintyisms]

📱  TFLN Starters – 2/??  📱

[text]: I’m owning this being a social human being thing tonight!

[text]: we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan

[text]: I’m not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either…

[text]: And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree

[text]:I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.

[text]: All I’m saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.

[text]: Teach me the ways of the your demonic sorcery.

[text]: I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.

[text]: My Higher Power is John Stamos

[text]: I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.

[text]: i just woke up to seventeen text from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.

[text]: My friends, they love my intelligence

[text]: I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.

[text]: Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.

[text]: he gave me a flintstones gummy vitamin and was like, “ya know.. because of ebola.”

[text]: I’m lost and stupid without you.

[text]: I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I’ve had so many that my life is like a valley

[text]: You’re my little dorito

[text]: well I already know I’m going to hell, at this point it’s really go big or go home

[text]: How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one of those.

[text]: I am one with the molecules

[text]: We need to rekindle our bromance

[text]: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST wooooo!

[text]: I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can’t win ‘em all

[text]: Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.

[jawnbaeyega]

So apparently there’s a Tumblr glitch that’s making folks unfollow mutuals. I haven’t deliberately unfollowed any mutuals and I don’t check my list of who I follow so please let me know if I’m not following you anymore!

[mintyisms]

📱 TFLN Starters – 5/?? 📱

[text]: Well start with a list of things you don’t want to do… Like maybe 1) I don’t want join Isis. That’s a good start.

[text]: if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless

[text]: Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!

[text]: Your dad touched me again

[text]: Btw when I was saying “fuck you” I meant it like “be quiet beautiful princess”

[text]: I didn’t realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills

[text]: I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.

[text]: And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married

[text]: My mom says you aren’t allowed to eat doritos at my house

[text]: Kanye’s agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.

[text]: I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni

[text]: YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS

[text]: I’m currently making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me anymore, then you’re probably one of them. Or I’m dead.

[text]: Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.

[text]: I don’t know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important

[text]: I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.

[text]: It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular

[text]: Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?

[text]: if you ask that question again our friendship is over

[text]: We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.

[text]: I’m hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse

[text]: I think it’s time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?

[text]: I just want to like rub my face on his abs

[text]: I wish “capable of destroying an innocent girl’s life” is something I could put on my resume

[text]: none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I though I had enough to avoid this problem.

[bjornjarnsida]

"Don't abuse that call button!"

       “But I’m terribly bored, Helga.”