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howdy

i post really anything that tickles me pink. uhhh ill tag nsfw but if you see something thats an ick tell me and ill tag it ig.

i post under #bjug post on main and #🍍 on my psych side blog

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the great thing about being a ppe enthusiast is that i know how to dick around safely

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so sad that wilbur buds wouldnt be invented for another 11 years

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oh my god mormonism was a new thing during this book

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passepartout there literally still are cowboys and outlaws it is 1873 not 1973 it has been less than 25 years since the gold rush

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"...they had left behind strange countries like China and Japan and were now returning to civilization [in America]" hey what.

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plaguedocboi

Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.

#bjug addition #in elementary school i fixated on sperm whales so bad #my interest eventually passed #i made a whole presentation about them for class #i remember being hunched over my moms computer internally cackling to myself about how im Smart and Cool and know about such a sick animal

jules verne you cant say shit like that oh my god

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