moth, like the bug

24 ☆ they/them some new romantic looking for a tv sound prev. crvptozoologist

[pompeiusmagnus]

youare all just jealous of my severed head

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[blueflavored]

donut shop cashier asked me “blue must be your favorite color huh?” upon seeing my blue water bottle + blue keys + blue purse + blue nail polish + blue pants

[pjackk]

Who wanna tell me im a pretty little fag for pride mounth

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

okay, we managed to get through the “you can be gay and not have sex” part, and im feeling charitable and i wanna talk about the “do crime” part

so many responses of “its nice that you’re privileged enough to be able to steal from Target willy nilly!” and that’s not at all what this is about. like, yeah, shoplifting and loitering and graffiti and breaking the rules is, obviously, part of “do crime”. but they’re not parts you have to do.

would you help someone get an abortion where it was illegal?

would you help a trans friend get healthcare that had been criminalized?

would you shelter someone fleeing persecution, even if the law said not to?

would you help a gay couple stay together when the state decided their relationship was unlawful?

instead, would you report someone else for breaking the law? will you snitch on your hungry neighbors for stealing food? on your homeless neighbors for sleeping where they’re able?

would you break laws to protect someone you love? a community you love? yourself?

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[pankendev]

me: i think this open-back gown might be too revealing the gown, communicating directly with my brain stem: the purpose of human civilization is to perish by its own hand and become topsoil for a kinder species

[blueflavored]

why did my coworker ask me if i was interested in designing a production of the color purple. we are both white

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[blueflavored]

this is such a stupid Adult complaint to have but it is apparently impossible for me to find an undated planner in the format i need and the right shade of blue. i don't want a navy or teal cover. i don't want a dated planner that makes me feel bad when i inevitably stop using it for a few months. i need both a monthly and a weekly view with enough pages for each category to last an actual entire year. in college i simply had my own custom planner/bullet journal but i no longer have the executive functioning to keep up with drawing that up every week, nor do i have as much free time sitting at a desk or in a library to do so. even if i wanted to do that again, i can't find any dotted or grid journals in the right shade of blue. i have no choice but to die about this i guess

[blueflavored]

in other news i was nominated for best costume design at my work which sounds cool on paper but this is for a circlejerk awards show, which they pretend is like a regional industry thing but in reality is literally only for this specific theatre, and in which pretty much every designer in each respective department gets nominated. so my coworkers keep congratulating me but it's hard to feel like this is any kind of achievement as opposed to a participation trophy. but not even a trophy at that as i am 95% sure i'm not going to win

[blueflavored]

my mom just met one of my favorite djs in town who does 80s new wave nights. he was buying morrissey cds from them on facebook marketplace and they talked about how their respective children are starting to get into their music taste. he offered to put me on a guest list for some of their events. fucking insane

[despazito]

[despazito]

Awesome

[despazito]

honestly i think charlie would enjoy his life reincarnated as a purse dog