You Wanna Hit this Albacore Kush? We Take on “SMOKED TUNA”. Grab this Dime Sack of Tuna, and Lets get BLAZED!
Cheba Hut is a small sandwich chain, specializing in toasted subs. This place. THIS MF’ing PLACE! Lemme tell you. From the minute you walk in, you are immediately transported into a hippy-den of (NSFW) MARIJUANA. Now, we do not condone drug use here on the HardCore Albacore ship. BUT, today friends, we GET HIGH AF.
Cheba Hut uses all the lingo for these toasty subs: “The Chronic”, “Panama Red”, blah, blah. But, the real question is, are you real? Or are you a NARC! You see, although this now ruggedly, handsome, chiseled, suave, and well-kept sea captain before you is the farthest thing from “street”. I did serve my time on the hard seas of what we called Skip Jack Row. Before being gentrified, Skip Jack Row is where everyone went to get the good stuff. And by good stuff, I mean Pure Un-cut China White. Albacore. This stuff was so good, that when you smoked it, the albacore would actually appear and and transport you into a magical sea of fluorescent pleasure (MSOFP). I was smoking so much albacore back then, that I ended up totally broke, always chasing the next can.
SO, Cheba Hut. I THINK I know a little something about Tuna Kush! Which is why I rate you a 2.5.
(actual footage of my then girlfriend, tripping)
First, TOASTED. I get it, you gotta use the “lingo”, but you are treading into the Tuna Melt category, which I cannot just get down with. Second, you used SKIP JACK! NOT PURE UN-CUT CHINA WHITE. ALBACOR (PUCCWA)
Bread 4: Best part of the sandwich! This was really good stuff. Thick, soft in the middle, but a bit of crunch on the outside. This is what saved this BLUNT.
Tuna Mix 2: I. JUST. CANT! WTF is up with the skip jack everywhere? I cant even talk about this anymore.
Ambience 4: OKAY, it was kinda fun! AND, they have a BAR : ) The bar picked this rating up quite a bit.
This is your brain. This is your brain on TUNA. Any questions?