A Rope of Sand

35, he/him, bi I don't know what goes on here anymore, but I hear there's some damn good drama.

[bkfisher]

D&December Masterpost

Day 0 -- The Rules

I'm going to upload a breakdown of my favorite X, or what my general thoughts are on Y, before midnight EST on every day of December this year.

This is not going to be specifically about one version of one role playing game, but generally about my experience between the ~4 versions of Dungeons and Dragons as well as Pathfinder that I'm the most familiar with.

I'll try to append this post with links as I go so you can follow this pinned post for the month.

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Day 1 -- Favorite Race -- Human · It started as a reaction to my high school friends' refutation of humans as "boring" and

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Day 2 -- Favorite Class -- Bard* · This might be the hardest entry on this list, only for the fact that I love so many clas

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Day 3 -- Favorite NPC -- Princess Livelli · In my wife's homebrew setting (see Day 21 -- Realms/Planes Free Space) the worl

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Day 4 -- Favorite Villain -- Queen Gwretch · (Sorry fellers, this one's long, you've been warned) Also hailing from my wif

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Day 5 -- Moment of Triumph -- Duane's Instability · I was playing in a Pathfinder 2 campaign where the DM was using a deck

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · Day 6 -- Moment of Despair -- Don't Lose Your Head · It had been a slog. We spent hours wandering through a massive dam swa

[bkfisher]

Hey there :3 I see you've blocked forty identical ads about gambling ;) thought you'd enjoy another :D I love that you've said not to show you ads about gambling, it's good to know your preferences <3

[dragonkid11]

Mech should have radiators not because it makes engineering sense but because a mech fuming smoking hot coolant from its vents and its white-hot radiator struggling to keep the internal temperature down after firing off high intensity beam weapon or activating highly advanced systems is fucking hot.

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

Sometimes when I step outside to de-stress or cool off I can so vividly imagine vents opening on my shoulderblades and hot steam billowing behind me like wings, and I think mecha should do that sort of thing more often

[navek15]

That’s up there with rain falling down on a mecha’s face to make it seem like it’s crying. Especially in moments of sorrow and anguish.

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

Ooh yes that's so good! It also works great with robots, characters wearing masks, or anything else where we wouldn't be able to see them actually crying.

[bkfisher]

It's days like this where I think "surely I could try... One coffee?" And then my years of caffeine abuse come cashing down upon me and I come to my senses.

I shall struggle.

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[redstonedust]

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

[bkfisher]

👉👉👉

[bkfisher]

I can't believe she left so suddenly like that! If you have problems at work, you should talk about it.

*leaves with no notice*

What the hell why did she leave?

She was having problems at work.

[bkfisher]

I can't believe she left so suddenly like that! If you have problems at work, you should talk about it.

*leaves with no notice*

What the hell why did she leave?

She was having problems at work.

[bkfisher]

I can't believe she left so suddenly like that! If you have problems at work, you should talk about it.

*leaves with no notice*

What the hell why did she leave?

She was having problems at work.

[magicturtle]

Anyway, here's the team I've been using. It got me to Masterball.

[bkfisher]

that is a solid team even if I do not fw sableye (though I respect what I fear)

[byjove]

here are some additional requirements I would add to the United States presidency:

you are not eligible for the presidency if you are over the age of 65, if you turn 65 in office, that is fine but you cannot campaign if you are over 65

you cannot be president if you are a felon

you cannot be president if you have a personal net worth over $8 million

you cannot be presidency if you have had to file for bankruptcy in a business venture

you cannot be president if you cannot pass a basic neurological exam

you cannot be president if you have been convicted of or found liable for any sex crime, domestic violence or sexual harassment. unproven allegations are cause for investigation and can result in immediate termination from office if proven.

you cannot be president if you have been divorced more than once

you cannot be president if you never smoked weed out of a soda can in high school

you have to be up to date on all of your shots and forklift certification

[byjove]

straight cis white men are barred from holding executive office, if you’re a cisgender white guy and you want to run for president, you have to kiss another man with tongue for at least 15 minutes on national television and you’re disqualified if you display any sign of disgust

[bkfisher]

Does it have to only be one guy for fifteen minutes or can I have a conga line where I make out with fifteen guys for a minute each?

[bkfisher]

Disregard I just saw the straight cis qualifier.

Might still do it anyway.

[byjove]

here are some additional requirements I would add to the United States presidency:

you are not eligible for the presidency if you are over the age of 65, if you turn 65 in office, that is fine but you cannot campaign if you are over 65

you cannot be president if you are a felon

you cannot be president if you have a personal net worth over $8 million

you cannot be presidency if you have had to file for bankruptcy in a business venture

you cannot be president if you cannot pass a basic neurological exam

you cannot be president if you have been convicted of or found liable for any sex crime, domestic violence or sexual harassment. unproven allegations are cause for investigation and can result in immediate termination from office if proven.

you cannot be president if you have been divorced more than once

you cannot be president if you never smoked weed out of a soda can in high school

you have to be up to date on all of your shots and forklift certification

[byjove]

straight cis white men are barred from holding executive office, if you’re a cisgender white guy and you want to run for president, you have to kiss another man with tongue for at least 15 minutes on national television and you’re disqualified if you display any sign of disgust

[bkfisher]

Does it have to only be one guy for fifteen minutes or can I have a conga line where I make out with fifteen guys for a minute each?

[montybold]

Biscuit (western outfit)

My friends love playing RD2. Here’s a drawing of my OC Biscuit dressed as Arthur

[bkfisher]

I need to check out the available outfits again I think I missed this one!

[cyancees]

yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

[mauri-gata]

[nomaxart]

Deathbed Portrait, daguerreotype, mid 19th century. Currently held in a Town's Archive.

Older picture, I like to imagine my Characters being part of a real world. And pieces like this always just feel weirdly tangible.

Some item that might exist somewhere to hint at the life lived.

[pixelguzzler]

Alright, welp. It's come to the worst unfortunately. I am opening emergency delayed commissions, as I have to escape my house immediately (either tomorrow or in two days) :/ I will be buying plane tickets to the next state over to live with a close friend. Since I will be on the move for the next week or so and can't draw, the slots will have to be filled now and the art completed later. I hope that's okay. I appreciate anyone who can help, I really, really need it right now.

[pixelguzzler]

I will get back to everyone who contributes as soon as possible. I'm only able to pack one backpack so I can bring my PC but not my monitors, so once I'm there I'll try to buy a cheap one to draw all of the commissions that funded the flight and hotels

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD

[dumbassstupidblog]

[harrisonthefulgurite]