chol the humble grandpa

Any pronouns (preferably they/them or whichever is funnier for the bit). 20's. I'm just here for the vibes, man

[escuerzoresucitado]

[scatt3r3d-r3mains]

this really is one of the greatest of all time

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[friendlylemon87]

none pizza with left beef

[gatorzaeder]

Take my gay cats, Tumblr!

This is part 1, the next part will be gender identity centered :)

[cholgamer]

why the hell have I written 10,000 words for a stupid soulmate AU based off my roleplay blog for another roleplay blog pretending to be emperor Nero????

[losingmymindtonight]

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

[glitzygrl]

going thru my notes app and found this gem from when I was writing my first fic:

WHEN SHIRT WAS CAPTURED

THE LEADER OF VOLTRON, FEARED BY THE GALRA, REVERED BY THE UNIVERSE

SURVIVOR OF THE ARENA, CHAMPION OF OUR HEARTS

SHIRT

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[leafstem]

*while sewing*: you are a fabric. you can stay a fabric. you do not yearn to return to being string.

[batbetbitbotbut]

*while spinning*: you are a thread. you can stay a thread. you do not yarn to return to being fluff.

[strikeslip]

*while embroidering*: you are a thread on a needle. you can just exist as thread on a needle. you do knot yearn to become a tangle.

[mawofthemagnetar]

*while turning wood* you are timber on a lathe. You can stay as timber on a lathe. You do not yearn to become a live hand grenade.

[bugbbear]

*while adding chemicals to a reaction* you are a stable substance. you are neither too hot nor too agitated. you do not yearn to explode violently and poison everyone in the building.

[cyclicalaberration]

*Whilst throwing pottery* You are a wonderful mug. You can stay as a wonderful mug with walls. You do not yearn to return to a horrible lump of dirt.

[desertherm1t]

*while doing digital art* you are a paint bucket tool. you will fill only inside these lines. you do not yearn to turn the entire canvas into your color

[courtesycalling]

Thompson's new outfit

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[lovely-v]

okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually

[ruinedchildhood]

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[dragon-in-a-fez]

never ever trust anyone who uses "listen" as a synonym for "obey"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I think this was the first concrete anti-authoritarian principle I ever adopted. by the time I was 6 I had recognised how parents and teachers LOVE to say "listen to me" when they mean "do what I want" and I knew I hated it. it betrays an insufferably entitled belief that the only reason someone might not be doing what you want them to is that they haven't properly received your instructions. that they couldn't possibly have the agency to hear and understand and then decide differently.

by age 8 I had started to retort with "I'm listening, I just decided not to do it", which my dad (anti-establishment academic) loved and my mum (a cop in all ways except literal) hated.

fast-forward a few decades, and I now realise that when my ex-spouse started using "you're not listening to me" to mean "why aren't you doing what I told you", I should have ended things right then and there. looking back on it there was no coming back from that.

anyway, pay attention to the casual assumptions about authority embedded in the language people choose. it tells you so much.

[starsoupart]

from my fic, closing rate. ⋆˚࿔

[starsoupart]

it feels enough, when you’re around

[banji-effect]

The ancient world was full of textile masterpieces we can only imagine… but most of them have rotted away. So few of them have come down to us in these days that we think of metal and stone as the primary mediums for the oldest artworks. But there were tapestries and fabric work that would have rivaled the finest wrought gold and iron and the first cave paintings.