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consistently inconsistent 

[books-read-in-nooks]

Mr Darcy: “I’m not going to another Ball.”

Mr Bingley: “I heard Elizabeth Bennet is attending.”

Mr Darcy:

insta: books.read.in.nooks

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[sleevebuscemii]

tashi’s COME ON at the final match when art and patrick hug like. challengers is about one woman’s journey to orgasm. imagine being edged by the metaphysical psychosexual situationship you started as a teenager thinking your husband doesnt satisfy you sexually and the guy that satisfies you sexually doesn’t emotionally and seeing them have simulated sex through tennis and finally coming (c o m i n g) together gives you the emotional and sexual release you’ve been chasing for 15 years.

[sleevebuscemii]

they say there was no threesome in challengers so tell me what was the final match then

[unwastelandunbaby]

[stydixa]

BILLY CRYSTAL AND MEG RYAN AS HARRY AND SALLY WHEN HARRY MET SALLY (1989) Dir. Rob Riener

[milfsisyphus]

[mister-girl]

I love women. I’m half woman myself on my mothers side.

[tragicromanticss]

When Jane Austen said-

She had been forced into prudence in her youth, she learned romance as she grew older - the natural sequel of an unnatural beginning

Her sister Cassandra in the margins wrote-

'Dear, dear Jane! This deserves to be written in letters of gold'

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

[diamantcowboy]

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

[gayvampyr]

[eggplant-crusader]

[scullys]

Dearest Gilly, Sometimes I feel there’s a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean. And the moon tonight, there’s a circle around it. A sign of trouble not far behind.

PRACTICAL MAGIC 1998 | Dir. Griffin Dunne

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

[fallingtowers]

smoked the weed that gives you gothic madness and now i'm on the fucking moors again wearing nothing but a flimsy shift 😑

[girlfictions]

jenny zhang, in an interview with thora siemsen

[radiofreederry]

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

[vampire-cathedral]