What Kinky Pups Dream

Just a muscle pup and the things that he loves

[evilbeast]

sometimes my friends send me good reels

(op)

[cletusthurstonbeauregard]

[tentacion2099]

Graffiti left on the tomb of Ramses V in Egypt by ancient greek tourists (when the tomb was only a few hundred years old). "I visited and did not like anything but the sarcophagus" and "I cannot read the hieroglyphs."

[mortalityplays]

Cool article about it if you're interested.

[lasrina]

The long, proud human history of replying to tweets and making them all about you

[a-book-of-creatures]

“I cannot understand the hieroglyphics”

“skill issue”

[throathole]

this gif is fucking frying me

[dafterwho]

the work is mysterious and important

[pukicho]

I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum

[knot-doing-it]

Why R you like this?

[pukicho]

Scrotum means balls

[smells-like-happiness]

[unclefather]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

3:55am

[beastmac]

i cannot believe op left out the best part, all of the fucking memes that came from this

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[toddtomorrow]

[naughtypines]

Happy Fat (Cock) Friday!

[fagathaharkness42069]

come rub

[doberbutts]

Client: hey my pet's medication isn't working

Me: OK, and you've been giving it as it says on the bottle?

Client: oh, no, I've been giving it whenever she's itchy which isn't every day

Me: the bottle says to give 1/2 twice per day for 14 days, you got it mid July, how many do you have left because you were given 14 pills

Client: 8, plus a whole bunch of halves

Me:

Me: have you considered that for medication to work, first you must actually give it to your pet

[doberbutts]

The thrilling sequel

Client: I do not want to give my cat the gabapentin as it causes her to be too lethargic at home

Me: your cat is very easily stressed and this is a blood pressure appointment so she will need to be still and quiet, please give your cat the sedatives as prescribed

Client: no, she had her first dose 12 hours ago and is so lethargic that she's basically lifeless, the blood pressure will be easy to take

Me: it says in your cat's emotional chart that she is literally unhandleable without the gabapentin and that we go over this every time with you and you still insist on not giving her the meds, except when you actually do give them then we can perform diagnostics and treatment. Please give your cat her sedatives as prescribed.

Client: *shows up to appointment with unmedicated and very angry cat*

Client: it's like she knew the second we got into the car she became so enraged, oh I hope she is a good girl. The sedatives? No I'm not comfortable giving them to her so I didn't give them

Cat: *turns into a puffball of fury the second she's out of the carrier and attempts to attack the techs multiple times for even just the basic exam*

Client: well I just can't believe it. At home she was just sleeping all day. And now she's like this. Oh bad cat, I don't know what's gotten into her

Tech: please give her the sedatives at your rescheduled appointment

Client: well I will try but you know she fights me for everything, some days I can hardly touch her

Me:

Tech:

Me:

Tech:

Me: so like. Why do you think we can.

[daddy-himbo-92-ov]

Finally the weekend! I could use a good coma this weekend…

[barely0n]

Let’s get comfy and watch movies in our jocks

[smells-like-happiness]

New jock but I'm ordering a Large instead. The pouch is too small and my balls are between my thighs instead of your lips.

[whitetrubbish-deactivated202604]

Take a hike 🤪

[fagathaharkness42069]

hi tumblr, i’m naked

[blackmassive-deactivated2024060]

Good morning