follow the rabbit...

[animentality]

[blackhare13]

[blackhare13]

[catasters]

[monchursouls]

Smacka smacka smacka

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[blackhare13]

I am what they fear becoming— masquerade chandelier

[lastlaughlan3-deactivated201312]

[paprika]

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

[plasmatics-life]

[blackhare13]

[iaintnopapaya]

Disney Princesses as sloths.

[santinope-blog]

but why

[star-shine]

why not