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“Coming from a vampire: you really suck.” - @blackhoodie02 directed towards my bitch ass 👌

Almost all of Indiana is terrible, but I really don’t think Carmel gets enough derision. Fucking Carmel! Tacky, overpriced, full of rich people, and littered with shitty statues. I hate it!

There are statues all over the sidewalks downtown, but they’re not cool statues. They’re not commemorating important historical figures, they’re not creative artistic pieces, they’re not interactive. They’re just unsettling, obtrusive, and garishly-painted statues of random civilians who look like residents of Pleasantville, like “old woman with grocery bag”:

or “white cop poised to jokingly slap your ass for a photo”:

and “corporate shill taking up bench space to keep homeless people from sleeping on it”:

They’re always in the way, they never move when you say “excuse me”, you’re constantly mistaking them for real people, and they’re UGLY. They’re so UGLY!

Dear Carmel, scrap them all and hire living statues. Mimes. I will forgive you cursed city for its crimes if you become the mime hotspot of Indiana.

changingmorphologies

Hey my hometown has one of those weird cop statues

like… the same one

glumshoe

SLAPPING ASSES ACROSS THE UNITED STATES

binarydreams1010

I used to live in Carmel, Indiana, and my driver’s ed teacher told me he liked to dress up as a fisherman on the weekend, and sit on an empty bench near these with his rod and tackle box, and hold perfectly still. He liked scaring people when they came up to take a picture of the “new statue”.

glumshoe

Your driver’s ed teacher was an entrepreneur and I think this should be how we take down Carmel, Indiana. We descend upon the town en masse as a plague of living statues.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

me insulting my own intelligence: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

someone else insulting my intelligence: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

someone insulting my friend’s intelligence:

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

pancakeke

hey look at this meme I made for my cats

pringlesaremydivision

my cat

just-shower-thoughts

Yu never realize hw ften yu use a key n a keybard until it stps wrking

starlight--deer-deactivated2018

I have no life good lord

nothingbutghostslivehere

Me: Finally, time to sleep…

My brain: Nah fam, you remember that stupid shit you said 2 years ago? Dwell on it. Analyze it. Come up with every other possible thing you could have said in the moment, and think about how much of a dumbass hoe you are.