Sometimes I'm a Bird

Once Upon The Internet

[eroscestlavie]

That shit with sam reid doing an entire concert in character as Lestat is so crazy

[eroscestlavie]

i literally never want to see an actor put out a bullshit album of johnny cash covers or whatever you either do this or nothing

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[milkyenthusiast]

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

[milkyenthusiast]

fuckkkk im so autonomous and intelligentttt im literally thinkmeat

[milkyenthusiast]

[changingmorphologies]

he put his arm in my pants. illegal.

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[beetlewoman]

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The source of her power:

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The most delicious little strawbebby...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Presenting the politest of little gentlemen

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[changingmorphologies]

There's a post going around misattributed to someone I went to high school with and it is taking all my strength not to dox myself by pointing it out

[gluebottles]

Candyland 1984/1997 board

[sideblogtointeract]

DYK that's was the point of the game? It was invented by Eleanor Abbott for children hospitalized with polio. The disease would effect mobility among other things so Candyland focused instead on bright colors and engaging illustrations rather than complicated gameplay to encourage the imagination of bedbound children. This post, and this comment, is a testament to Abbots genius in when she made this game.

Candy Land | American Experience | PBS

Although Candy Land started in a polio ward, its connection to the infamous disease was kept secret for 50 years. Its steady rise in popular

[incurablenecromantic]

Doing heavy-ass sled pushes in the gym so I won’t let down Estraven when we’re out in it

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[changingmorphologies]

starting a vermicompost in my mud room

we're worm people now we live and die by the worm

[apisashla]

I am requesting worm updates please

[changingmorphologies]

Bought these guys from the garden shop:

Punched holes in a bin and am shredding and wetting down cardboard to make their home!

Gonna add dead leaves and garden scraps after

Soon my worms...

[changingmorphologies]

We have worm sign

[changingmorphologies]

starting a vermicompost in my mud room

we're worm people now we live and die by the worm

[apisashla]

I am requesting worm updates please

[changingmorphologies]

Bought these guys from the garden shop:

Punched holes in a bin and am shredding and wetting down cardboard to make their home!

Gonna add dead leaves and garden scraps after

Soon my worms...

[changingmorphologies]

starting a vermicompost in my mud room

we're worm people now we live and die by the worm

[missandryifyourenasty]

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

[notogdenjesse]

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

[missandryifyourenasty]

!!!!!!

[bioluminescently-unfolding]

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.