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stupid fucking slut hour
happy stupid fucking slut sunday
Hugo Simberg, The Garden of Death, 1896.
Every time I see this I always wonder what the painter’s intended message was. It looks so pleasant, that middle skeleton looks so happy with its work.
Maybe it’s supposed to be a memento mori, but a comforting and encouraging one.
This is one of the most famous paintings in Finland. There are multiple interpretations of it but they all share the same base idea:
“According to Simberg, the flowers represent people’s souls, the skeletons are aids to Death, and the Garden of Death is a purgatory of sorts for souls waiting for entrance into heaven. This artwork invites the viewer to consider the afterlife, to take comfort in his or her own passing, and to not fear what happens after the body fails to function.”
“It depicts Simberg’s thoughts on afterlife, which is not run by angels but skeletons who take care of the heavenly garden with a gentle hand, while waiting for more “gardeners” to arrive. It is derived from the medieval belief that the dead sleep in a blooming garden.”
“In Simberg’s garden the humble Death-like figures struggle against harsh conditions; the landscape around the garden has burnt yellow, it is dry and barren. The cherished flowers grow in exotic shapes, slowly, requiring constant care. The black-clad figures love their nurslings. The garden is a place where Death is allowed to realize its feelings of affection. The Garden of Death can be seen depicting the impossibility of this love; maybe the flowers are tender and fragile because they can not handle the love of Death. Love has two faces: one of them is the face of devastation.”
Out of all the comments I’ve posted on this site this is my favourite. The notes are just full of people showing pure love to the Finnish Skeleton Gardeners.
you know when u were little and you didnt know how to type fast but you liked the idea of it so u would sit and just keymash a bunch of gibberish into a microsorft word document minutes at a time and then just sit back when u were done like :) …. before changing it all to wingdings
It’s also worth noting that nobody in their 90s will ever master Twitter better than John Dingell
I have no words to express how much i love him
the best thing to happen in the last decade was the word ‘yeet’ which is extremely valuable. the worst thing was all the other things that happened.
i try to spend the night in a haunted hotel
GREEN SCREEN VIDEO TIME
Hi guys! So, this might go HORRIBLY WRONG but for my next video I’m going to be reacting to your green screen edits.
Use the photos below or these videos: https://www.dropbox.com/s/h2jifdxr4wxrqku/green%20screen%20final.mov?dl=0 to make something funny/scary/weird and let your creativity go wild!
Upload your submissions (whatever they may be) and tag them with #greenscreenphil either here or on twitter - pls only use fan art if it is yours! I’ll be reacting on Friday so please send them in before that and I ..look forward to seeing what you create 😬
If the dropbox gets too popular and expires here are the vids on youtube to download: https://youtu.be/bE_noaqe-k8
And here are transparent .pngs of the photos for your convenience: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ny0j0sbcgz5xskn/AABOvEgcQYgiYMmUf02pBtVba?dl=0
Me at any social gathering….
Compilation by @sunnytheon
The “friend zone” and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, I am sad about that.” The “friend zone” is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.”
Unrequited love is, “My unilateral crush is my problem.” The “friend zone” is, “My unilateral crush is your problem.”
Again for the ones in the back
Louder.
Unrequited Love is sad. The friendzone is creepy.
college is like [meets a rlly pretty woman] [meets an ugly man] [meets a loud man] [meets a woman with life-changing insight] [meets a man with no regard for other people] [meets a man who perceives himself as the smartest in the room] etc etc
me when the new semester starts: at last i have structured time again and responsibilities and deadlines to motivate me to be productive and make plans for the future. this term is gonna be great, i just know it!
me literally 2 days later:
holy shit Long Long Man is gay i had no idea
for context:
this is a series of gummy commercials where it looks like the girlfriend is cheating on the boyfriend with this dashing dude who has longer gummies than him, and at the conclusion of the series of commercials after they get married and long man comes to the wedding it looks like the wife is going to leave with him but then long man confesses his love for the husband.
i love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI
it’s a ride
So here’s one of the new mons, Polteageist!
but you wanna know what the funny thing is?
here’s a screencap all the way back in 2014
I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter
I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious
Then there’s Hayley Kiyoko
Until i read the caption i thought she was just being gay but neither parts dissapoint me
back to class with sass
Hello dear followers.
Whether September represents to you a new semester of suffering or just a seasonal shift I sincerely hope these few new things resonate spiritually and with your needs.
UGH Crop Sweater
A whole mood, or more like half of one. A cropped black jumper with embroidered patch. Sequin Mini Backpack
Spiral Backpack totally embroidered with black sequins. Big enough to fit a 15" laptop but smol enough to sling over a shoulder.
Sarcastic Stationery Set
Pack of five completely black pencils (completely), each with a sarcastic slogan to communicate your emotions. UGH Notebook
Black A5 Notebook with embossed ‘UGH’ print. Commit to the aesthetic, even when you’re writing.
I hope this new season brings you blessings not stressings. Thank you.
- Dan
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